Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Sunswipe posted:

I never thought anyone would be stupid enough to try and molest Terry Crews.

Depressing as it is, this one didn't shock me. Fetishising black men is a long and storied tradition in our country.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Skippy McPants posted:

Depressing as it is, this one didn't shock me. Fetishising black men is a long and storied tradition in our country.

It's not the idea of someone finding Terry Crews attractive that shocks me, it's the idea that someone thought "Hey, that enormous man is sexy! I should go and grab his junk in front of his wife. I see no possible way this can go wrong." It emphasises how these people think their power, real or not, makes them untouchable. Someone with that mentality (and I'm not saying that Colbert or Stewart are examples of this) aren't necessarily going to be put off by anything.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
What did I just spend $30 on?

:randstare:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Edit: double post

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What did I just spend $30 on?

:randstare:

an emote for the next time rand gets probated :randstare::randstare::randstare:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Sunswipe posted:

It's not the idea of someone finding Terry Crews attractive that shocks me, it's the idea that someone thought "Hey, that enormous man is sexy! I should go and grab his junk in front of his wife. I see no possible way this can go wrong."

I know what you're going for but that actually makes it significantly less surprising that someone with power and authority in an industry will use it to make himself feel powerful over another person one would consider very strong.

It gets said a lot but it still bears repeating until everybody stops denying it that sexual harassment, molestation, and outright rape are not actually about sexual pleasures but about feelings of power and superiority over another human being.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
:randstare:

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Sunswipe posted:

I never thought anyone would be stupid enough to try and molest Terry Crews.

Skippy McPants posted:

Yeah, I feel like if Stewart, Colbert, or Oliver were getting up to horribleness behind the scenes, they would've gotten skewered long ago. I couldn't see Samantha Bee, Jessica Williams, or Kristen Schaal putting up with that poo poo.

If an industry where getting ahead caused one of the most intimidating black men to not pop a sleazy, molesting producer in the face why do you think those 3 women would have not kept quiet about it? I'm not saying Stewart or Colbert or Carrell or even Whitmore are guilty but in order to get ahead people die a thousand moral deaths and I wouldn't be surprised they justified their advancement for not speaking up sooner.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

:randstare:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Rick_Hunter posted:

If an industry where getting ahead caused one of the most intimidating black men to not pop a sleazy, molesting producer in the face why do you think those 3 women would have not kept quiet about it? I'm not saying Stewart or Colbert or Carrell or even Whitmore are guilty but in order to get ahead people die a thousand moral deaths and I wouldn't be surprised they justified their advancement for not speaking up sooner.

not to mention that even Jezebel harbored a creepy guy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/why-did-controversial-feminist-hugo-schwyzer-have-a-twitter?utm_term=.kwv92MLDY7#.wxPqkM7QpO

basically, men have created a market for precogs

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

deadly_pudding posted:

You sweet summer child, you haven't visited the ol' hellthread. Incels believe that sex is an economic commodity that women have 100% monopolistic control over (because of feminism), and that "normies" (the below-average to average people with girlfriends at walmart) are inherently cucked, and therefore are being stolen from, because their women have hosed other people in the past, and are definitely loving Chad on the side right now. They don't want the woman at walmart who will settle for a regular person. They want a pristine teenage virgin who will give 100% of her available sex to her first boyfriend who she also marries first.

They're also convinced that not only do vaginas stretch out after sex, they retain some kind of essence of every previous partner, and labia darken, stretch, and grow with the number of partners. This somehow does not affect monogamous women who really love banging their one guy. Women are referred to as "roasties" as in "roast beef" because of what our deflowered genitalia look like. Porn stars, of course, frequently have labiaplasty to keep things tidy, dontcha know.

(labia, like everything else, get a little bigger during puberty, but otherwise you're born with the flaps you got)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

china bot posted:

an emote for the next time rand gets probated :randstare::randstare::randstare:

I never set out to get probated. :ohdearsass:

:randstare:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Hoover Dam posted:

They're also convinced that not only do vaginas stretch out after sex, they retain some kind of essence of every previous partner, and labia darken, stretch, and grow with the number of partners. This somehow does not affect monogamous women who really love banging their one guy. Women are referred to as "roasties" as in "roast beef" because of what our deflowered genitalia look like. Porn stars, of course, frequently have labiaplasty to keep things tidy, dontcha know.

(labia, like everything else, get a little bigger during puberty, but otherwise you're born with the flaps you got)

One of the GBS mock threads had dug up a post that had calculated how much sex-mileage the average vagina had based on the inches of dick going in and out.

(Notably, the estimate they used for number of thrusts for every intercourse was like 30 or 40 :mmmhmm:)

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

It's not the idea of someone finding Terry Crews attractive that shocks me, it's the idea that someone thought "Hey, that enormous man is sexy! I should go and grab his junk in front of his wife. I see no possible way this can go wrong." It emphasises how these people think their power, real or not, makes them untouchable. Someone with that mentality (and I'm not saying that Colbert or Stewart are examples of this) aren't necessarily going to be put off by anything.
Extreme fetichisation isn't just about attraction. Part of it is diminishing people into objects that are only there for your sexual gratification. It's kind of similar to the way those incel weirdos think about women. When race stuff gets mixed in there things get extra weird.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

This is good Schad on a cheating husband

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/qatar-airways-plane-forced-to-land-after-wife-discovers-husbands-affair-midflight

lol at the sneaky wife going apeshit when her suspicions were confirmed

yes going through your partners phone is a dick move but still

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
if you keep your phone locked to keep your significant other out, your relationship is terrible & a strain on the earth

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Schubalts posted:

I thought the reply was somebody going "are you trying to figure out how to rape someone and get away with it by claiming to be a woman in this post?"

Also entirely possible, given that place.

Long and short of it, good riddance.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

china bot posted:

if you keep your phone locked to keep your significant other out, your relationship is terrible & a strain on the earth

Not so much. I had an ex that would go through my phone whenever she could. I had ZERO dangerous info on it, because I am not a cheating jerk, but it still pissed me off to the point I called her on it.

Drowning In Terror
Dec 10, 2008

Straight White Shark posted:

One of the GBS mock threads had dug up a post that had calculated how much sex-mileage the average vagina had based on the inches of dick going in and out.

(Notably, the estimate they used for number of thrusts for every intercourse was like 30 or 40 :mmmhmm:)

Maybe neither they nor their partner had been circumcised so they had all their original nerve endings and more enjoyable sex? :shrug:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Samizdata posted:

Not so much. I had an ex that would go through my phone whenever she could. I had ZERO dangerous info on it, because I am not a cheating jerk, but it still pissed me off to the point I called her on it.

You're not exactly describing a great relationship there.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Samizdata posted:

Not so much. I had an ex that would go through my phone whenever she could. I had ZERO dangerous info on it, because I am not a cheating jerk, but it still pissed me off to the point I called her on it.

Sounds like your relationship was terrible and a strain on the earth.

That Louis CK pulls his dick out at women has been one of those "open secret" things for years now:

http://gawker.com/5894527/which-beloved-comedian-likes-to-force-female-comics-to-watch-him-jerk-off?comment=48089921
http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755

And yeah, Jon Stewart ain't clean either.

https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/290406/jon-stewart-deflect-question-louis-ck-david-axelrod-podcast/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRzs7v0do_Q

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


That article was waaay overstating what happens in the video and trying to compare the Cosby case and Louis C.K. is pretty dumb. Cosby is a huge household name that's been seen as a family friendly hero for decades and the rape accusations were huge while Louis C.K., while a well known comedian, isn't nearly as much a household name and it's hardly weird that some people would know about the Cosby case earlier in it's time than the Louis C.K. thing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

china bot posted:

not to mention that even Jezebel harbored a creepy guy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisonvingiano/why-did-controversial-feminist-hugo-schwyzer-have-a-twitter?utm_term=.kwv92MLDY7#.wxPqkM7QpO

basically, men have created a market for precogs

:thunk:

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

I've read these rumors multiple times and it's sad and sickening... But I can't stop laughing at the name of CK's manager. Mr Becky with the good hair.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Sarcopenia posted:

I've read these rumors multiple times and it's sad and sickening... But I can't stop laughing at the name of CK's manager. Mr Becky with the good hair.

And his publicist is named Lewis Kay, which I assume is just him but in a wig.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Garrand posted:

That article was waaay overstating what happens in the video and trying to compare the Cosby case and Louis C.K. is pretty dumb. Cosby is a huge household name that's been seen as a family friendly hero for decades and the rape accusations were huge while Louis C.K., while a well known comedian, isn't nearly as much a household name and it's hardly weird that some people would know about the Cosby case earlier in it's time than the Louis C.K. thing.

i was going to react but its phanatic. just let it go

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Saint Freak posted:

And his publicist is named Lewis Kay, which I assume is just him but in a wig.

Perhaps the women confused him with his daughters' english nanny who is known to whimsically masturbate in front of comediennes.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Garrand posted:

That article was waaay overstating what happens in the video and trying to compare the Cosby case and Louis C.K. is pretty dumb. Cosby is a huge household name that's been seen as a family friendly hero for decades and the rape accusations were huge while Louis C.K., while a well known comedian, isn't nearly as much a household name and it's hardly weird that some people would know about the Cosby case earlier in it's time than the Louis C.K. thing.

Asking Jon Stewart about a friend's alleged sexual misconduct is bound to trigger massive Weiner PTSD

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

lol, fair

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


U-DO Burger posted:

Asking Jon Stewart about a friend's alleged sexual misconduct is bound to trigger massive Weiner PTSD

:wiggle:

Elkyrie
Mar 18, 2014
Very related to the current topic, a local tv-producer/presentor/all-round creative tv man has also been ousted about "boundary breaking behaviour" as it is nicely worded in the article I read, and the channel he is currently working with has decided to stop working with him. (not going to link the article since it's in Dutch)

Of course all the comments are blaming the anonymous victims for "getting the guy in that position how DARE they accuse this great funny man of terrible deeds??? fucken cowards"- that kind of neat stuff.
Schadenfreude on me for expecting something better from this shithole of a country I guess.
:smith:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

poly and open-minded posted:

i was going to react but its phanatic. just let it go

I don't even know what he was responding to. I never compared Louis CK to Cosby. I said that this has been an open secret for years. Gawker posted an article about an unnamed comedian who was pulling his junk out at women back in 2012, and the commenters were saying "Yeah,that's Louis CK, everyone in the comedy scene knows about it."

If he's talking about the article on Stewart, the only comparison to Cosby was the caller asking Stewart to have the integrity that Hannibal Buress did when he spoke out. Maybe it's not fair to put Stewart on the hot seat like that, but if you believe Stewart when he says he never heard anything about it, well, okay, but I don't.

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.

Saint Freak posted:

Louis C.K. cancels movie premiere in advance of reported NYT story
According to multiple entertainment outlets, Louis C.K. canceled the New York premiere of I Love You, Daddy just hours before it was expected to take place. Sources say that The New York Times is about to break a story on the comedian.

Mmmm....here comes the hammer?

A friend of mine went to high school with him. This friend dated Louis CK’s sister. He said he was incredibly weird/creepy and seemed to have a crush on his own sister. He said it didn’t surprise him in the least when he heard the allegations against him.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
'Drunk' O.J. Simpson kicked out of Las Vegas hotel

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/11/drunk_oj_simpson_kicked_out_of.html

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I really like the eyes

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Garrand posted:

That article was waaay overstating what happens in the video and trying to compare the Cosby case and Louis C.K. is pretty dumb. Cosby is a huge household name that's been seen as a family friendly hero for decades and the rape accusations were huge while Louis C.K., while a well known comedian, isn't nearly as much a household name and it's hardly weird that some people would know about the Cosby case earlier in it's time than the Louis C.K. thing.

I saw something the other day that said that considering how long he got away with it for (people were being warned about him in the late 60s) Bill Cosby might be the most prolific serial rapist in US history.

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed
Man, I remember being disappointed when Letterman admitted he was having an affair.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rasmus posted:

Man, I remember being disappointed when Letterman admitted he was having an affair.

Consensual illicit sex??? Hey everyone, look at this snowflake.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:

I saw something the other day that said that considering how long he got away with it for (people were being warned about him in the late 60s) Bill Cosby might be the most prolific serial rapist in US history.

Hey! Get to use this for realsies already!

:randstare:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hey! Get to use this for realsies already!

:randstare:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply