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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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On this subject I'll just courtesy-post some of this thread's required reading

https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/jello/index.html
https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/knox/index.html

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






It's from a video game and so isn't real.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Admiral Joeslop posted:



It's from a video game and so isn't real.

I would for sure

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Admiral Joeslop posted:



It's from a video game and so isn't real.

Now now, that’s a bit of an understatement.

It was made in a video game. Dreams is, to put it lightly, loving nuts.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Admiral Joeslop posted:



It's from a video game and so isn't real.

The full British breakfast and fish&chips are the only worthwhile culinary contributions from that Island.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Iron Crowned posted:

I would for sure

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DopeyReasonableFlatcoatretriever-mobile.mp4

I don't know how to make this play in thread.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

pizza-jesus wept

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/amnys_/status/1213385990154272769

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I wanna win that onion jackpot.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
BRB, hacking one of those Coke Freestyle machines to select your drink and flavorings like that.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Don't stop eating!

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Don't stop eating!

Let's be honest, this is not a concern when it comes to goons

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:aaaaa:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I--you know what, fair


Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


I still can't see anything else

what the gently caress is it

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Looks like...clams? And a bunch of vegetables?

Edit:

Higher rez, someone says Paella.

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Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019
Those are definitely mussels. The black things anyway, I'm lost on the rest.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

thats a nice pastry dish. Thats def a seafood rice dish thing being cooked. Looks a little damp so it's probably got a way to go

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


The type of pan and the colour suggest Paella to me but it’s too wet, unless it hasn’t finished cooking yet :shrug:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pork AND ham!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Christ alive, you shouldn't be chewing anything in a jello shot.

Or taking jello shots.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Dewgy posted:

Dreams is, to put it lightly, loving nuts.

I can't even work out what is being advertised here.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
It's a video game. About Dreams, if I'm not mistaken.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

There are no pizza rules

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Christ alive, you shouldn't be chewing anything in a jello shot.

Or taking jello shots.

What's wrong with jello shots?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

This monstrosity exists because they thought of the hashtag first and felt clever.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Iron Crowned posted:

What's wrong with jello shots?

They're made of jello.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Looks like...clams? And a bunch of vegetables?

Edit:

Higher rez, someone says Paella.

I was so afraid this was going to be somebody's idea of a pizza.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Tiggum posted:

I can't even work out what is being advertised here.

All of those games are player created and made with the same tools. It’s LittleBigPlanet on crack.

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Dienes posted:

This monstrosity exists because they thought of the hashtag first and felt clever.

the hashtag makes it seem like it's the size of a dixie cup so now i'm imagining downing 5 of these goose jello shots in a row and immediately puking

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


some goon cooking a steak



Oooh that looks good, though that steak did look a bit... odd while it was cooking.



That's a bit grey, I do- wait. wait oh god oh god no



what the gently caress oh my god what the gently caress

quote:

I ate the veggies and tossed out the meat. The one side seemed alright but it was like steak served in a leatherbowl.
I couldn't get my good knives through it.
But it did look good plated.
Thus ends the cursemeat saga. Peace be upon you, cursemeat. Go with God.

:goonsay:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tashilicious posted:



some goon cooking a steak



Oooh that looks good, though that steak did look a bit... odd while it was cooking.



That's a bit grey, I do- wait. wait oh god oh god no




what the gently caress oh my god what the gently caress

:goonsay:

Next time you're cleaning out the freezer, just toss the mummified meat.

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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Next time you're cleaning out the freezer, just toss the mummified meat.

not mine. Also please edit your quote because I forgot to cross out the zip code for that goon.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
Rectangular and undercooked, canned tuna, raw onions, corn, cornichons, creme fraiche, camembert or squared goat cheese, a slice of... raclette ? What the gently caress is going on this

We really need pizza rules
Rule #1 : terrible chefs shall not be allowed near a pizza oven

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Where we're going we won't need pizza ovens

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Maybe not velveeta, but cheese and jam can go very well together.

I once made a peanut butter, jam, egg and cheese toasted sandwich. It was amazing.

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