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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK's growing Covid death toll – Britain, set to reach 100,000 deaths before the end of January, has one of the worst coronavirus fatality rates in the world"

Telegraph:

:sun: It snowed! :supaburn:

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Ministers won't commit to reopening schools in England after Easter holidays

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson potentially relaxing lockdown — The government will look at the possibility of lifting some restrictions in England from mid-February, Boris Johnson has said"

Telegraph:

Sturgeon: SNP will hold Scottish independence vote if it wins in May

Matt:


Independent:

English schools not expected to start fully reopening until at least March

Times:

Alex Salmond inquiry: Nicola Sturgeon hits back at ‘false’ claims

Evening Standard:

New quarantine rules expected for travellers to UK

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... quarantine for travellers


David Squires:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Of course Blower thinks the Working Time Directive is bad. What an absolute cretin

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

oh no, anything but... being subject to human rights laws and... a limit on how much my employers can make me work. how terrible


wow, it's a cartoon about scottish politics expressed through kilts and haggis with... an actual valid point? what strange times these are

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the deadliness of the UK Covid variant — Boris Johnson has insisted his government ‘did everything we could’ to limit coronavirus deaths and expressed sorrow after the total UK death toll exceeded 100,000 on nearly every metric"

Telegraph:

UK Covid hotel quarantine system to target travellers from high-risk areas

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the EU vaccines row

avantgardener
Sep 16, 2003

Pretty poor taste but I guess that's what you'd expect from the mail (then again they were historically quite big fans of national socialism..)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's slow progress in tackling Covid – The UK is still a long way from bouncing back despite weeks of lockdown"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Sturgeon questions whether Johnson's trip to Scotland 'essential' *down

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... HS2 protesters' tunnel vision

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson visiting Scotland – Boris Johnson has urged Scottish nationalists to stop ‘talking endlessly’ about another independence referendum and concentrate instead on recovering from the Covid pandemic"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Bert Thomas.

Times:


Evening Standard:

UK vaccine strategy 'paying off' as latest trials boost stockpiles

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... millennial humour

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
why does that independent one keep drawing ginger arlene foster

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the woes of Boris Johnson – With support for Scottish independence rising, a furore from the fishing industry over the Brexit deal and the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, the prime minister has rather a lot on his plate"

Telegraph:

Hong Kong: China will no longer recognise British national overseas citizens

Matt:

EU to publish revised rules after Covid vaccine border fiasco

Independent:

After Henry Le Jeune.

Times:


Mail:

'Ignore them - they're probably here to steal our vaccines'

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The Covid vaccination row – People are dying as AstraZeneca and the EU clash"

Sunday Telegraph:

How EU’s floundering vaccine effort hit a fresh crisis with exports row

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Jesus gently caress, how many years ago was Swampy?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

goatface posted:

Jesus gently caress, how many years ago was Swampy?

He's at it again, so it's topical.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh, is he actually at the new dig? I've obviously not been paying enough attention.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

goatface posted:

Oh, is he actually at the new dig? I've obviously not been paying enough attention.

Yep! 'I couldn't be prouder': Swampy and 16-year-old son in HS2 tunnel protest

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the UK's Covid vaccination programme – The early success of the UK’s Covid vaccination programme has pushed Boris Johnson ahead in some opinion polls despite total deaths passing 100,000"

Telegraph:

UK may help EU before domestic vaccination programme complete, says Liz Truss

Matt:


Independent:

UK to apply to join free trade pact with nations on other side of world

Times:

Alexei Navalny protests: Moscow in lockdown as police detain thousands

Evening Standard:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Blower, make your loving mind up. Either you're a COVID denier or you get to be mad about the EU wanting the vaccine they paid for, you can't do both.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Blower is the perfect reflection of local rural Midlands news site comments this weekend, "EU trying to steal our vaccine that doesn't work."

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the reaction to Myanmar's military coup – Myanmar’s military has taken power in a coup and declared a state of emergency, hours after detaining Aung San Suu Kyi and other senior figures from the ruling party"

Telegraph:

Ursula von der Leyen suggests UK compromised on vaccine safety

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown care homes


David Squires:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Jesus Christ is that the Independent supporting the coup

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Dabir posted:

Jesus Christ is that the Independent supporting the coup

it's the take of everyone who's heard of the rohingya genocide but not the specifics of who's actually running about committing atrocities

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on UK border controls to combat Covid variants - Scientist have called for curbs on UK arrivals to halt South African Covid variant but say closing borders is impractical"

Telegraph:

Six Nations ball in England's court but France carry huge potential threat

Matt:

Kent Covid variant '30 per cent more deadly'

Independent:


Times:

Capt Sir Tom Moore dies at 100 after testing positive for Covid

Evening Standard:

Golden Globes upend history as three female directors nominated

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... door-to-door testing

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Is that picture in the bottom right of the Mail one a haunted death mask or is it meant to be nelson mandela

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
After getting several disturbing results for 'South Africans' and 'South African flag' Paul finally figured out how to sign out of Mac's old account on the work laptop.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Labour's patriotism strategy – The party has defended its renewed focus on British values and the union jack after a leaked strategy document was criticised by some"

Telegraph:


Matt:

‘A managerial Mephistopheles’: inside the mind of Jeff Bezos (with bonus Stephen Collins illustration!)

Independent:


Times:

Alexei Navalny: 1,000 arrested after protests over jailing of Russian opposition leader

Evening Standard:

Extend furlough or risk mass unemployment, industry and unions warn Sunak

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a statue for Captain Tom

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Northern Ireland protocol furore – Arlene Foster, leader of the DUP, has urged Boris Johnson to scrap parts of the protocol after Brexit-related food shortages in the region"

Telegraph:

‘Pandemic burnout’ on rise as latest Covid lockdowns take toll

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Gillray.
Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Keir Starmer's patriotism

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Hate to agree with Matt but I could go for 10 days in a hotel about now. Sometimes it's nice to get away from home for a bit even if all you do is lie in bed watching crap telly and reading.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on plans to detain some arrivals to the UK in quarantine hotels – The government is planning to quarantine international arrivals from high-risk countries from 15 February"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Negative interest rates in UK are a possibility, but far from a certainty

Independent:


The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Michael Gove admits to a sinking feeling over Ireland – The Cabinet Office minister told the Commons the Irish Sea border deal was posing ‘serious problems’"

Sunday Telegraph:

Ursula von der Leyen: UK is Covid vaccine 'speedboat' compared with EU 'tanker'

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Executive who sold cladding for Grenfell to appear before inquiry

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Welp. My computer’s WiFi dongle has finally died, so I’m reduced to phone posting.

https://imgur.com/a/9TVHA1e

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Cloud Potato posted:

Welp. My computer’s WiFi dongle has finally died, so I’m reduced to phone posting.

https://imgur.com/a/9TVHA1e

Guardian - Ben Jennings


Telegraph - Blower


£650,000


Independent - Adcock


Times - Morlan


Evening Standard - Adams

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Hah. Three hours after spending ~£20 on its replacement, and the little bugger's back up and running. Hey-ho.

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on vaccines and coronavirus variants – The Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine offers as little as 10% protection against the Covid variant first seen in South Africa, researchers have suggested"

Telegraph:

Gavin Williamson plans phased return to English universities in March

Matt:

Covid travel rule-breakers could face 10-year jail terms, says Hancock

Independent:


Times:

Holyrood inquiry split over publication of Alex Salmond evidence

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... vaccinating migrants


David Squires:

avantgardener
Sep 16, 2003

gently caress off Paul.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
going by the lorry's tail light those people must be about 50cm tall

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Paul read The Nome Trilogy and he's worried about 700,000 little folks in ethnic hats arriving in a single 40' container.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Love my green variant

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Cloud Potato posted:

Hah. Three hours after spending ~£20 on its replacement, and the little bugger's back up and running. Hey-ho.

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on vaccines and coronavirus variants – The Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine offers as little as 10% protection against the Covid variant first seen in South Africa, researchers have suggested"

for the art history nerds the Rowson is after John Tenniel's Jabberwock

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
https://imgur.com/XyDg71X

https://imgur.com/AmWDYhW

and

https://imgur.com/a/uXeQKq3

Yeesh.

EDIT:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Queen and Treasury's windfarm windfall – The Queen and the Treasury could receive an offshore windfarm windfall of up to £9bn over the next decade, after an auction of seabed plots attracted runaway bids from energy companies including BP"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Chas Addams, you know the one.

Evening Standard:

Texas lawyer, trapped by cat filter on Zoom call, informs judge he is not a cat

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... lockdown holidays ban

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Feb 11, 2021

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
OK, new Wi-Fi dongle is here, let's see how it does.

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK government's Covid travel quarantine rules - Two former Conservative attorneys general and backbench MPs have branded the government’s threat to impose 10-year jail sentences on travellers who try to conceal journeys from Covid hotspots as an abuse of power"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Five shocking videos from the Capitol attack shown at Trump’s impeachment trial

Times:


Evening Standard:

UK government faces Tory MPs backlash over fund to fix cladding; Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler magazine, dies aged 78

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... holiday jail risk

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A tenuous joke, but he found an excuse to draw a dog with a stocking on its head.

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