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Explosive Tampons posted:MEIN LEBEN!!!
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 06:19 |
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Talk to me again and I'll pound ya! *grunts* I hate people... Talk to me again and I'll pound ya! Kill, kill, kill... Heh, those mercs don't stand a chance Talk to me again and I'll pound ya! Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 4, 2016 |
# ? Oct 4, 2016 06:44 |
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Paladinus fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Oct 5, 2016 |
# ? Oct 4, 2016 06:56 |
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*stands in one place for over 10 seconds* WOOOOW THIS IS BORING ... WOW, THIS IS BORIIIINGG ... WOOOW
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 07:31 |
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I'm the token unpleasant guy that isn't a physically fit model like everyone else. Possible corrolation between that and why I'm so grouchy!
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 07:45 |
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>Name Name's Farmer! >Job I'm a farmer! >Farmer Aye, I work the land! >Bye Enophos fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Oct 4, 2016 |
# ? Oct 4, 2016 08:30 |
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 09:53 |
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*I was killed by an unseen attacker and my dead body was dragged into an air vent where apparently no one found me. Ever.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 10:21 |
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This big blonde Earthling with an even bigger ego won't stop killing me. Sure he shot me out of the sky and I can revive myself, but he won't stop kicking me in the balls as I get up. Son of a bitch even did it while I was taking a poo poo.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 10:33 |
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I hosed a she-elf once.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 11:33 |
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These loving heroes never hold the door open as they tromp off to god knows where. Next time they are behind me, I'm gonna jam the door stuck for a few seconds
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 12:50 |
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Me an me usband Yargvild put up "restricted area" signs, but somebody kept stealing 'em. Now I'm afraid perfectly honest folk have been walking off with our cheese wheels.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 14:12 |
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*Standing in market square, head turning to follow you* "Hello."
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 14:43 |
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Two randomly generated GTA 4 NPCs walking down the street pass by one another, suddenly stopping, and locking onto each other for a moment. GTV 4 NPC 1: "Man, it's ALL THAT!" ... GTA 4 NPC 2: "I can't believe whatchu sayin'!" ... GTA 4 NPC 1: "Alright then." Both linger for several seconds, idling, and then turn and walk the opposite direction they were originally going. NPC 1's hot dog has vanished during this exchange.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 14:47 |
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We're here to safe the earth from the alien threat The navy launches ships, the air force sends their jets But nothing can withstand our affixed bayonets THE EDF DEPLOYS
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 14:58 |
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Hi! I'm mister one-off! I'm here to guide you through the mandatory tutorial! Well, it looks like you already have a weapon - let's see if you know how to use it! *pc tries to jump over fence that surrounds zone* Come on over here and let's get started! Come on over here and let's get started! Come on over here and let's get started! Come on over here and let's get started!
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:00 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:We're here to safe the earth from the alien threat *Wanders thoughtlessly into the line of fire of your plasma gun, killing you instantly* "Why did you get married?"
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:10 |
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take it slow now, it ain't a race *head rotates slowly throughout entire conversation*
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:41 |
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Don't let him get away!
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:52 |
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My mother's my sister!
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:53 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:My mother's my sister! There was a game adaptation of Chinatown?
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 15:55 |
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I used to be a PC, till I took an arrer to the knee.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:22 |
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My name is Gato, I do heroin in the hedgerow behind me after the carnival closes. It's because my dad was Gato and his dad was Gato and we're a bunch of gypsies trying to navigate this confusing world which is pretty depressing, all told. So come play the loving Gato game, rubes. Get some loving monopoly money.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:42 |
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Ha! You have been robbed hero! Robbed by me, Ignacio, the greatest pickpocket in the west! Now that I have stolen your money and inexplicably declared this to you and your party of armed adventurers, I will slowly exit the area at a casual walking pace. Whether you immediately snare and murder or me is up the "essential" tag.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:45 |
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Malcolm Excellent posted:My mother's my sister! In the Navy
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 16:55 |
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phasmid posted:My name is Gato, I do heroin in the hedgerow behind me after the carnival closes. It's because my dad was Gato and his dad was Gato and we're a bunch of gypsies trying to navigate this confusing world which is pretty depressing, all told. So come play the loving Gato game, rubes. Get some loving monopoly money. My name is Gato, I smoke metal joints?
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 17:14 |
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Tomato Burger posted:My name is Gato, I smoke metal joints?
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:38 |
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Stay a while, and listen!
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 18:55 |
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Dragon attacks village, fire attack accidentally aggros the indestructible chicken which goes on the offense BAWK BAWK BAWKK BAAAWWK flapping away for one HP damage until the dragon dies three days later. The dragon's bones catch and shudder across the village huts until physics slide it down the valley, where dozens of elk and sabercats and rabbits and salmon have spawned uphill, all funneled through the valley by gravity and bad programming, feasting themselves on the corpse, the only food source available Indestructible children watch numbly as their parents respawn just in time for a new player character who just missed the weekly ritual HELLO AND WELCOME TO [SHOP]
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:11 |
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naem posted:Dragon attacks village, fire attack accidentally aggros the indestructible chicken which goes on the offense BAWK BAWK BAWKK BAAAWWK flapping away for one HP damage until the dragon dies three days later. I'm the random nooby thief that stabs a vegetable cart merchant to death in a big city brawl from my failed theft.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:13 |
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I'm the guard that just summarily executes a cat-man in the street for illegally swiping a leek off of a market stall.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:16 |
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Wicker Man posted:I'm the random nooby thief that stabs a vegetable cart merchant to death in a big city brawl from my failed theft. We sure are having a problem with [THEIF] in this town! If only someone would investigate all this [THEIF] If you are looking for work, perhaps visit our local [THIEVES GUILD] which is a large prominent building we all apparently know about
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:18 |
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*a stranger lurks next to me* *the stranger takes my armor and my sword and dons himself with my items* *doesn't notice anything*
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 19:20 |
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*please go through annoying menu that you're forced to scroll through to get to obvious option* *has same face as guy in most towns* *apparently the mother/father get around*
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 20:17 |
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Zzulu posted:*a stranger lurks next to me* *is stripped down to underwear* *hears a noise in the distance* "What was that?" *investigates, unarmed and in underwear, finding nothing* "Must have been the wind." *returns to previous position*
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 20:21 |
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Man guarding this gate really boring, I'm gonna go have a smoke. No way I'm gonna do it right here though, sergeant will have my rear end if he sees me smoking at my post! *walks around corner, smokes a cigarette for about 15 seconds* Alright enough of that, gonna save some of this cig for my next smoke break in 30 seconds.
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 20:24 |
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(Dragon to indestructible chicken) My brother why must we fight? Hatch we not both from egg?? (Chicken) For you attack these lesser beings, these HU-MAN, who are in my care (Dragon) I must thus little cousin for its in in my programming (Chicken, puffing) As is this mine brother, let us BAWK dance the most BA-BAWK ancient dance once more...
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# ? Oct 4, 2016 20:30 |
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The man trying to sneak into our base is an unstoppable mutant or an alien. There is no other explanation. I should be filled with primordial fear from this revelation but I am not. We've shot him around a hundred times, but he lives. Every time he pops from behind the rock we light him up. He gets hit. I see the blood spatter and hear his grunts. But he spends just long enough to shoot one of us and then drop back down behind this tiny rock that I can scarcely believe covers his body. Then a few moments seconds later he comes up again. This process has repeated no less than ten times, and is still going on. Each time he is hit, and more blood splatters. The concrete behind him is soaked in what must be many gallons of blood. I can only imagine that underneath his camo he has strapped blood packs to his body from head to toe. This is an unbelievable amount of blood. He has taken no fewer than 85 bullet wounds, including several to the head, and he is unarmored. He cannot be human. Each time he gets one of us. Our demise is certain. It is matter of time, nothing else. No force can stop this immortal being. But like Sisyphus and the rock I will excitedly shout "THERE HE IS" the next time he pops up, and fire my weapon as if it could be capable of damaging this monster. He is the unstoppable force. I will greet death smiling. There are only four of us left now. Jenna, I love you. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Oct 4, 2016 |
# ? Oct 4, 2016 20:35 |
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*helps Mega Man from the sidelines, but can't come up with anything more creative than "ITEM-2" or a dog with a springboard on it*
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:13 |
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Wicker Man posted:I'm the random nooby thief that stabs a vegetable cart merchant to death in a big city brawl from my failed theft. I'm the random nobody NPC that jumps into the fight for no reason.
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# ? Oct 5, 2016 01:29 |