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*kills 90% of guards in level, guns blazing loudly* Huh, guess im hearing things, better lay off the jet - Fallout 4 raider
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Luscio The Trader has been having trouble with Goblins. You should see him at the Tavern.
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Sep 29, 2016 09:55
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*The conspicuous lack of civilian casualty NPCs in games that make war look BADASS*
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Sep 29, 2016 10:00
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Getting really tired of these fruity people in wacky costumes needing me to tell them that they are the one last hope for the planet.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:03
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Luscio The Trader has been having trouble with Goblins. You should see him at the Tavern.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:04
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Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear! Pokemon come before money or family!
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Sep 29, 2016 10:07
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*walks into a wall and then through a bin*
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Sep 29, 2016 10:07
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NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:08
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Luscio The Trader has been having trouble with Goblins. You should see him at the Tavern.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:08
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Volcott posted:NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE. THERE'S NO ESCAPING MARK
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Sep 29, 2016 10:10
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Hey!
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Sep 29, 2016 10:14
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"They say the king is sick. He hasn't been seen in public for weeks!" *stares blankly into space for half an hour* *moves six paces to the left*
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Sep 29, 2016 10:20
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Luscio The Trader has been having trouble with Goblins. You should see him at the Tavern.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:21
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It's been about two weeks since we've made that NEWCOMER our replacement arch-mage due to a bizarre series of coincidences. The NEWCOMER doesn't say a whole lot, really. Which is a problem because every time we try to discuss the various academy projects and the new arch-mage's plans for the guild in detail, another situation occurs before we can get a word out of them! We know these matters are important, but hopefully the ar---oh, the NEWCOMER left again.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:23
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Sep 29, 2016 10:26
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I wish I could be an adventurer like you, Aragorn Picard. Maybe someday...
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Sep 29, 2016 10:33
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"Get out of here you N'wah!" "OH! We have plenty of arms and armor for sale." Like....two or three minutes of fair transactions. "Now get out of here, you swit!"
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Sep 29, 2016 10:34
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"Welcome" ->Buy Sell Exit
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Sep 29, 2016 10:35
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*sighs* Times are hard.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:37
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Luscio The Trader has been having trouble with Goblins. You should see him at the Tavern.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:40
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RIDE ZE SHOOPUF???
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Sep 29, 2016 10:43
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I AM ERROR
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Sep 29, 2016 10:45
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Go ahead and walk into my house in the middle of the night and take half my stuff. I don't care.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:48
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Every day you come to my shop, you sell me horns and pelts. You never buy anything! Always, always I take your horns and pelts. I take the shiny rocks. I take the rusted daggers. But you buy NOTHING! You buy no potions, you buy no weapons! I have good short swords! I have quality leather hats! Get out! I say no more pelts! No more horns! Go to the next village, you are a liar and you are a thief!
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Sep 29, 2016 10:49
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*Says the same thing every time you talk to me*
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Sep 29, 2016 10:50
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:*Says the same thing every time you talk to me* Luscio The Trader has been having trouble with Goblins. You should see him at the Tavern.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:52
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God, I wish I had enough polygons to jerk off.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:55
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*Runs a small family business in a cozy, wholesome settlement away from the wars and troubles* *Sells poison daggers and swords that literally enslave souls* May the peace of Ensheal shine upon you, stranger.
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Sep 29, 2016 10:56
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I hear Luscio was finially able to make it to Stormhelm. I have heard its you we have to thank
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Sep 29, 2016 10:59
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Two NPCs are watching 9/11 happen. "Could the city get any worse?" "Watch Bush start a loving war." "Never doubt it."
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Sep 29, 2016 11:01
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Gornholm the Barman says his Cellar is infested with Giant Rats. You should speak to him at the Tavern
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Sep 29, 2016 11:03
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*watches unique colorful group of heroes breeze into town solving everyones problems* *desperately offer most interesting commentary that comes to mind* *watches them leave and returns to endless repetitive routine while praying for death*
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Sep 29, 2016 11:13
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Kob olds kBOOLDS KOBOLDS KOBOLS KOBOLS Edit: Theres Kobolds in the Sewer. You can access it by the Well
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Sep 29, 2016 11:16
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*puts on a good clean pair of shorts every single day* Life? Life's pretty good.
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Sep 29, 2016 11:17
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Have you heard of the High Elves?
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Sep 29, 2016 11:18
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*fights guy wearing armor worth more than my house to the death for accidentally picking up a cup*
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Sep 29, 2016 11:21
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Dang I wish someone around here could get me 12 Werebat Ears to cure my daughter's cancer.
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Sep 29, 2016 11:29
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Don't you hate it when your body gets stuck on the level geometry and you stretch out and flail wildly before shooting off into the sky?
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Sep 29, 2016 11:33
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I don't know where you can find any sailors
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"So I says to him, that's no rogue using their Use Magic Item perk to hold Skalad's Horn of Sonic Destruction, that's my wife!" "Hah! Oh here we go, Oswald, another adventurer" "..." "Ho there, wanderer. Another glorious day in the service of Dyrwent." "I wish thee a good day" "Go with the gods."
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