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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh wow 20 minutes of Russel Brand talking about Joe Rogan!

Susan, hold my calls for the afternoon.

e: Dammit I don't have a Joe Rogan fact for the new page because everything there is to know about him has already been said.

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shiftless
May 18, 2005

Joe Rogan acquired his sleeve tattoos by fisting a unicorn

Gregoire
Feb 3, 2014
Joe Rogan wears white Oakleys on the back of his sunburned bald head.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
joe rogan is so dumb singers are giving up cushy spotify checks to get away from him

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Agatha Christie, but its Hoe Rogain.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Crosspostin

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
On Episode 61 of his show, the intended invited guest failed to turn up.
Joe went ahead and pretended to do the interview anyway, nodding and talking to an empty chair for nearly 2 hours.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Jo Rogan still thinks about the time he accidentally called his teacher "mom", and gets embarrassed.

He was 27 years old at the time, and it was his Ju Jitsu teacher, named Stanley.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Joe Rogan felt empowered to say the n-word so much because, in his own words, "short man is the n***** of the world"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Every time Joe Rogan hears or watches about a shooting, no matter who he is with or whatever he is doing, he will vocally and physcially show how would have stopped the shooter with nothing but his bare hands.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
The zika virus was the result of mosquitos biting Joe Rogan while he was vacationing in South America and then spreading his blood to other humans.

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler
Joe Rogan is actually allowed to say the N word.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The second GBS Joe Rogan thread was started by Joe Rogan in a pathetic attempt to cover up the raw facts laid out in this one.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
Joe Rogan is the guest speaker for a 5th period P.E. class at James Bowie High School in Austin TX. To demonstrate his physical fitness, he takes off his shirt and flexes before an audience of 15, 16, and 17-year-old children and says things like "these are the widowmakers" in reference to his bulging biceps. The kids fidget restlessly as the show goes on, but Joe is empowered by his captive audience; for a moment, he fantasizes of a world where guests could be punished for fleeing his comedy act, like these children would be. He demands a volunteer and proceeds to choke out a gawky 15-year-old boy while providing color commentary.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Joe Rogan sells working brain pills, but his little hands have never been able to open the bottle.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Chocobo posted:

Joe Rogan is actually allowed to say the N word.

Joe Rogan got his n-word pass from best friend Gary Coleman before he died

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Smugworth posted:

Joe Rogan got his n-word pass from best friend Gary Coleman before he died

Joe once remarked that Gary was "one of the only dudes I could look at 'eye-to-eye'."

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Joe Rogan has never been tall enough to ride

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