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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

razorscooter posted:

https://twitter.com/therealautoblog/status/1394684453713190914

encourages offroad use by destroying all pavement beneath it

is it made of loving solid iron what on earth

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Code Jockey posted:

is it made of loving solid iron what on earth

It's a small boulder the size of a large boulder.



wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Powershift posted:

It's a small boulder the size of a large boulder.





Jesus christ, did it already break down?

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry



Our boat, that we use on the ocean, is 79” wide.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Powershift posted:

It's a small boulder the size of a large boulder.




good lord

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



TWELVE YARDS LONG, TWO LANES WIDE
SIXTY FIVE TONS OF AMERICAN PRIDE

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Imperador do Brasil posted:

Cheating by having two RX7’s

Two Supras, too, though ~*technically*~ one could still be called a Celica.

I have owned 3 of the cars on that image, BTW (not those specific cars, but three of the same or similar model.) And a friend owned a 200SX SEV6 that looked identical to that one.

The Door Frame posted:

To throw in some Darwinism, I think that people expect markets to look like ecological niche partitioning, where there's wild variations in form to avoid direct competition, but all of the companies want direct competition, so the products end up largely homogeneous because they're all trying to occupy the same niche at the same time

An article I read literally described the convergence of car shapes into the modern rounded CUV as a form of Darwinism. It's a practicality v "not a truck or station wagon" desires from the buying public.

Memento posted:





ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :suicide:

gently caress you. Fuckyou. Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou, Ford.

kastein posted:

God damnit, why didn't any of us think of and patent this kind of poo poo, then either refuse to license it at all or do so at a crazy high price and use the money for a good cause?

If this is basically patenting the idea of having a car advertise to you based on qr codes or cuecat barcodes on billboard artwork I've got bad news for them, I own a rope and can make goatse qr codes and don't mind trespassing on billboards to make this happen.

Now there's a term I haven't heard for years. I've got one of those scanners, never used, in a drawer somewhere.
And I'm with you on sabotaging that poo poo as much as possible. I wonder if DROP TABLE will work on it...


Olympic Mathlete posted:

It'd have enough mass to t-bone cars at the next intersection along.

9046lbs works out to 4103kg which would put it in a category here that means it would probably have to be electronically limited to a max of 60mph and you'd need a special license to actually drive one on the roads.

Folks in the EV thread were pointing that out. 'MERICA!

Colostomy Bag posted:

Sort of also interesting taking into account what the GVWR on a 9000lb vehicle will be listed as. Would make registration a tad more painful in certain states.

Good. While I'm all-in for an EV truck, it's not THAT truck.
Joe Biden got to drive a Ford Lightning the other day, and ripped in it, apparently. Excellent.


I was unable to get a picture, but this morning on the way into work, I saw a 2000-ish Chevy pickup that somehow had rear positive camber. Mostly on the passenger (right) side, but I think I saw a little on the driver's side as well. I have no idea how you so something like that and it keeps moving. Yes, it's handling appeared to be a bit strange over bumps, why do you ask?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Powershift posted:

It's a small boulder the size of a large boulder.





The rear tyres on that truck almost look flat with that turd on the back of it

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

You Am I posted:

The rear tyres on that truck almost look flat with that turd on the back of it

deck is visibly deflecting in relation to its frame too.


AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

So with four average (lol fat americanzzzzz!) adults, and a bit of luggage, it would pretty much be overloaded.

Yeah its pretty silly. Its curb weight is higher than that of what my 1-ton cab/chassis is rated for from the factory, with +/- the same payload capacity in americans.



razorscooter posted:

TWELVE YARDS LONG, TWO LANES WIDE
SIXTY FIVE TONS OF AMERICAN PRIDE

Perfect to poo poo up middle america where the roads are flat and the parkinglots wide as football fields. Like gently caress if you think that this would actually go to Europe or some rational country.



Memento posted:





ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :suicide:

Thanks I hate new cars even more now.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


If we can Bobby Tables advertisers systems by putting up billboards with QR codes because of that Ford patent then it is all good.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

razorscooter posted:

https://twitter.com/therealautoblog/status/1394684453713190914

encourages offroad use by destroying all pavement beneath it

Wow, in the UK you couldn’t drive this thing on a normal licence. You’d need the same category that you would have to drive small lorries. Not that you’d ever see one here mind.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Given how many H2s I saw in Norway around 05 and how much they promote electric cars, the electric hummer is going to take over Norway.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Oh yay, your mums visiting?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lord Ludikrous posted:

Wow, in the UK you couldn’t drive this thing on a normal licence. You’d need the same category that you would have to drive small lorries. Not that you’d ever see one here mind.

You shouldn’t be able to drive this thing on any public road anywhere!!!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/Nb2IUxm.mp4

It's s pretty neat trick but...

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 17:04 on May 20, 2021

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots



I don't want ONE screen, let alone fuckin five.

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Olympic Mathlete posted:

:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots



Terrible number of screens aside (it is really terrible), this is such a bad promo photo with the color balance being all hosed up and all the screens being bright blue and white.

Though it's probably actually that bad in person and the photographer couldn't do anything to tone it down.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Are those door panel screens?

Im not as anti-screen as most of this dead gay forum, but loving why?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

MrYenko posted:

Are those door panel screens?

Im not as anti-screen as most of this dead gay forum, but loving why?


Cheaper to manufacture. There is a surprising amount of effort that goes into a single piece of switchgear.

Doesn't mean I don't loving hate the trend.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Guinness posted:

Terrible number of screens aside (it is really terrible), this is such a bad promo photo with the color balance being all hosed up and all the screens being bright blue and white.

Though it's probably actually that bad in person and the photographer couldn't do anything to tone it down.

There's definitely a level of 'trying to take photos of things lit up in a car at night plus trying to get the driver in too'. In the S Class I was in a few years back the screens weren't bright (but they couldn't manage pure black either so a night mode would still look like rear end) and the LED lighting a lot more subtle.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I take back everything I ever said about older Ford and GM parts bin interiors looking like cheap garbage, just please bring back buttons and knobs

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.


:rice:

I will never understand how this bullshit made it to the ultra-luxury OEMs.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

They've flubbed the launch here in the US.

Many have been built for months but won't be released until next month or July.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006


At first I thought this was a screen cap from Guardians of the Galaxy or something

Idiots.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

The interior LED strips seem fine from other footage (as in, nowhere near as bright as that image) and from what I can tell every other screen in that photo is either the dash or the center console screen so :shrug:. Not that unusual. I dunno where they fit the other three screens but they're not on the doors, those are just illuminated buttons for the seating controls and the windows/mirrors. What an amusingly out-of-touch way to present it tho. Not to mention the photo making the interior look like a rave.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Olympic Mathlete posted:

:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots



My near 30 year old Subaru has a better interor than that and its in pieces JFC what the gently caress

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I'm waiting for a manufacturer to push analogue gauges as bespoke, custom, highly expensive options. You know it'll happen eventually.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKin_i1pcFA

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

nm posted:

Given how many H2s I saw in Norway around 05 and how much they promote electric cars, the electric hummer is going to take over Norway.

Norway is a petrostate.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I met a Norwegian at a work seminar and he told me he was slapped with something like a 200% tariff when he imported his C4 and fuel was super expensive (at least even compared to Canada).

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

In the EU the electric hummer will require at least a C1 class license, which is normally for medium-duty cargo vehicles.



I miss the night driving mode Saab had where you could turn off the backlight on everything except the speedo unless your attention was needed, so the tach would light up if you got close to redline for instance.

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 16:27 on May 21, 2021

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Collateral Damage posted:

In the EU the electric hummer will require at least a C1 class license, which is normally for medium-duty cargo vehicles.

It is like when I am back in Britain and I see people trying to drive USDM cars like Challengers and Full-size Trucks on UK roads. I am sure squeezing it down streets that were sized during the Middle Ages is fun.

monsterzero
May 12, 2002
-=TOPGUN=-
Boys who love airplanes :respek: Boys who love boys
Lipstick Apathy

BigPaddy posted:

It is like when I am back in Britain and I see people trying to drive USDM cars like Challengers and Full-size Trucks on UK roads. I am sure squeezing it down streets that were sized during the Middle Ages is fun.


dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/TyUv8pipri4?t=2m17s

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Olympic Mathlete posted:

:monocle:

Mercedes have since deleted this tweet when the entire world said pretty much the same thing: there are too many screens, too much distracting bullshit and it looks like crap you loving idiots



So much for MB being the understated, reserved luxury choice.
I guess they haven't been for some time, what with the factory lighted tri-star, but this is a step up into chav territory.

FBS posted:

:rice:

I will never understand how this bullshit made it to the ultra-luxury OEMs.

Yes, that, exactly.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Blue is such a dumb colour for interior lighting, even if you leave the visibility issues aside it just never looks good.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Darchangel posted:

factory lighted tri-star,

That thing is so freaking tacky. Looks like it came directly from eBay. But you gotta let the poors know how much better you are than them, even in the dark I suppose.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If car manufacturers are having to tack on an "ad-supported revenue model" because they can't profitably enough sell actual physical metal, uhhhhhh maybe that means their cultural stranglehold is slipping and that's a good thing??

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