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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

we've been living together for almost 6 years...

oh drat yeah you definitely would know a person by then!

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



joat mon posted:

Amen, but :corsair:


Don't do this, even especially if you're 'ready'.

:corsair::hf::corsair: Going on 35 years and she still picks fights. Feisty, feisty.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Star Wars trailer

https://www.facebook.com/StarWars/videos/vb.169299103121699/1484172988300964/?type=2&theater

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAHGOD

:siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Looks good, if a bit too reminiscent of the empire strikes back. I'll still probably see it but having the stories completely mirror one another would be a big, big disappointment.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Welp, now I've got a space boner.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I have low expectations for this one, so best case my expectations get exceeded.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Looks good, if a bit too reminiscent of the empire strikes back. I'll still probably see it but having the stories completely mirror one another would be a big, big disappointment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Mr. Mambold posted:

:corsair::hf::corsair: Going on 35 years and she still picks fights. Feisty, feisty.

Good on ya.

I expected fights in my marriage, but I also expected compromise. Fights keep things interesting, but stonewalling just makes poo poo worse.

Also things like taking off your rings for months at a time and spending all your time at your mother's or keeping a bag of someone else's prescription drugs with "happy pills" written on it, or spending a months' pay a year on Starbucks, all good ways to piss off a sadbrained husband that contemplates the finer points of a .38 through the head. And to have to live in Memphis for all of it, well, I'm glad I got out. And I don't think about at-home labotomies anymore.

Just me and the fur monsters for a while. And that's all I want right now anyhow.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The Rat posted:

That's my big sticking point, I don't want kids. Seems like most people do at this age so welp.

Same. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say I NEVER want kids.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Let your siblings pop out kids and you can be the cool uncle with all the awesome stuff their dad can't afford.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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yeah not having kids is the best thing thats ever happened to me

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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gently caress being "responsible for the welfare of other human beings"

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mr. Mambold posted:

:corsair::hf::corsair: Going on 35 years and she still picks fights. Feisty, feisty.

Bad news: beaten again by Mr. Mambold.
Good news: I get to feel young(er)

One last try:
How long have you been an Iron Maiden fan?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

gently caress being "responsible for the welfare of other human beings"

Not nearly as terrible as it was made to look and sound, really. Everytime my boy smiles at me when I pick him up in the morning the world becomes a better place

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Good on ya.

I expected fights in my marriage, but I also expected compromise. Fights keep things interesting, but stonewalling just makes poo poo worse.

Also things like taking off your rings for months at a time and spending all your time at your mother's or keeping a bag of someone else's prescription drugs with "happy pills" written on it, or spending a months' pay a year on Starbucks, all good ways to piss off a sadbrained husband that contemplates the finer points of a .38 through the head. And to have to live in Memphis for all of it, well, I'm glad I got out. And I don't think about at-home labotomies anymore.

Just me and the fur monsters for a while. And that's all I want right now anyhow.

Honestly, it took a very lovely marriage to a true textbook BPD for me to appreciate a less damaged woman who actually wants a good relationship. Of course, I told her this during one fight or another, and of course that strategy ended well...

Perspective, bro, keep on keeping on. For some reason, all the interesting women are going to be damaged, (same as guys, ftm) and who wants predictable and boring in this life?


joat mon posted:

Bad news: beaten again by Mr. Mambold.
Good news: I get to feel young(er)

One last try:
How long have you been an Iron Maiden fan?

Did I accidentally quote them? I can't stand them. I'm from the far distant past of the 60's and 70's, friend, when true rock came and went....

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Let your siblings pop out kids and you can be the cool uncle with all the awesome stuff their dad can't afford.

My sister is gay and also kinda dead so my parents have "expectations".

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
"kinda dead" 🤔

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My sister is gay and also kinda dead so my parents have "expectations".

Adopt

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Mr. Mambold posted:


Perspective, bro, keep on keeping on. For some reason, all the interesting women are going to be damaged, (same as guys, ftm) and who wants predictable and boring in this life?

Yeah, I don't mind damaged goods. I'm damaged goods, it wouldn't be fair to try to have high standards when I'm the reason for a grading curve. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a little nuts (even in the psychiatric arts, apparently). But there's a whole different thing of being crazy and selfish, and it's the solely selfish I'm trying to weed past. Not that I'm not a selfish guy in my own ways, but I'm not trying to meet social standards or driving fancy poo poo or living in a monument to wasted space.

Man, how hard is it to find a lapsed-catholic pothead chick that doesn't want to have kids, loves dogs and likes to go outside once in a while?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Yeah, I don't mind damaged goods. I'm damaged goods, it wouldn't be fair to try to have high standards when I'm the reason for a grading curve. There's nothing inherently wrong with being a little nuts (even in the psychiatric arts, apparently). But there's a whole different thing of being crazy and selfish, and it's the solely selfish I'm trying to weed past. Not that I'm not a selfish guy in my own ways, but I'm not trying to meet social standards or driving fancy poo poo or living in a monument to wasted space.

Man, how hard is it to find a lapsed-catholic pothead chick that doesn't want to have kids, loves dogs and likes to go outside once in a while?

If you aren't having any luck in Colorado you can always check out the Pacific Northwest

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:

"kinda dead" 🤔

By kinda I mean literally

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Pesticide20 posted:

If you aren't having any luck in Colorado you can always check out the Pacific Northwest

Eh, it's not so much the pond here as my hesitation to go casting a line. I want to clean up my debt first, maybe knock out the rest of my bachelor's.

I socialize at the dog park and work, that's about it. The beard is an active deterrent at this point, waiting until after the next volley of psych appts before I reign it in without taking off length. I'm on a dating app but don't care to check it. It's just not a priority right now. If I stumbled into a good person, I'd give it a shot, but the gamble at this point is more than I want to bet on.

I've considered moving towards Oregon, but nothing seriously. Never been there, so I'd have plan a trip to scout around. And I'm never moving on less than a grand cash again. Can't believe I moved here on such a thin margin.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Central Oregon has a decent amount of hotties and single ladies, many of whom enjoy the outdoors and have doggos that like being petted. I haven't even considered dipping my toe into the realm of dating/hooking up but there seems to be sun shining on that horizon.

Can't really relate to anything Portland/I-5 corridor related though, although with the massive influx of individuals it's probably not difficult to find dates etc..

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I just man whore around to fill the empty void in my soul.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Let your siblings pop out kids and you can be the cool uncle with all the awesome stuff their dad can't afford.

my man

yeah I had the "do you want kids" talk with my gf a little while ago and she basically said "I thought I was hosed up when I was younger because I have zero wish to have children". And neither do I. I'm happy to let my sister deal with that poo poo.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Murderbot, It's probably not. And portland's affinity of attracting weird people is kinda why I'm curious. I like a place that's chill with people being themselves, barring any harm to others and whatnot. Being a big counter-culture hub is appealing. But I'd rather live 15 minutes from town in the sticks, the weird so close would enhance my enjoyment of it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

I just man whore around to fill the empty void in my soul.

I thought you filled that void with tacos and opiates

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I thought you filled that void with tacos and opiates

I figured he had enough morale shirts left over to permanently raise his spirits.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I thought you filled that void with tacos and opiates

Nah I don't take any pain pills. I've got a standing order for tramadol, but I only take them when poo poo is bad. :420::ssh:


redneck nazgul posted:

I figured he had enough morale shirts left over to permanently raise his spirits.

I didn't get a single god damned one of those shirts. That's the real worst part of it all.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
Besides everything else, no early release today. Our new boss sucks.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Let your siblings pop out kids and you can be the cool uncle with all the awesome stuff their dad can't afford.




Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Same. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say I NEVER want kids.

The Rat posted:

That's my big sticking point, I don't want kids. Seems like most people do at this age so welp.

huh. It still comes as a shock to some people--mostly cause ~religion~--but I think now more than ever it is pretty common and widely accepted. Hell, lots of European countries are trying to get people to gently caress and not use birth control because no one wants to have kids. Sans immigration the population of America would be on a steady decline.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

So I dated milfs instead.

Your username is wildly appropriate for this conversation. I get you said dated, implying no serious relationship. But drat, baby mommas are a rocky road. They always come with drama/baggage for obvious reasons. I mean sure you'll find the well established late 20-something-year-old with a career who just had an opps baby at 19 but was able to stay on track, but that's the minority. Plus, of course, they're often less keen on contraceptive measures. Idk, being young-ish I tend to heavily avoid them. I mean sure, if you're almost 40 and have one or two kids of your own by all means.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The VA will pay for a vasectomy. Just sayin.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Good luck finding a Doctor that will do it unless you're old as gently caress or have 2-4 kids

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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When I went in to get one my doctor had no problem at 32 with no kids.

I had to cancel the operation because I got sent to a crazy house for a month tho and never rescheduled

edit: Not trying to argue with you on that, I had always heard the same thing you posted, but it probably really depends on your doc more than anything

CHICKEN SHOES fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 14, 2017

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Good luck finding a Doctor that will do it unless you're old as gently caress or have 2-4 kids

They asked me zero questions about whether I have kids or anything. I'm 32. I have no kids and I'm single. They don't give a gently caress if a guy wants to get snipped. Women are the only one that get poo poo. You could get a urology consult for a vasectomy via the VA by just sending your PCM a secure message that says "I want a vasectomy."

I ended up getting mine done at a civilian because the docs at the nearest VA hospital worked with me to get me on Choice for the procedure. The paperwork the clinic gave me showed they billed the VA something like $700 for the entire procedure (the medicaid rate or somesuch). Said the standard rate is usually 1200-1400 depending on your insurer.

Now if you're a woman its a pain in the loving rear end to find someone who will even talk to you about a tubal before 35 and or 2 kids. My conversations with doctors were limited to "I want a vasectomy" from me and "here's what to expect when can we schedule you" from the doctors. This was my PCM, local VA urologist, VA surgical people at the hospital a few hours away, and a local surgeon at a urology clinic.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Thank you for your service o7

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/navy-seal-investigation-side-job-porn-actor-article-1.3055985

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Your username is wildly appropriate for this conversation. I get you said dated, implying no serious relationship. But drat, baby mommas are a rocky road. They always come with drama/baggage for obvious reasons. I mean sure you'll find the well established late 20-something-year-old with a career who just had an opps baby at 19 but was able to stay on track, but that's the minority. Plus, of course, they're often less keen on contraceptive measures. Idk, being young-ish I tend to heavily avoid them. I mean sure, if you're almost 40 and have one or two kids of your own by all means.

With the divorce rate what it is the odds are that past a certain point you're going to be dating someone with a child. In my case, my wife's son was 14 when we met. Sure, it didn't meet the letter of the 'NO KIDS' law but by that point he was pretty self-sufficient and split custody meant we had half the week kid free.

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