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FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

You didn't go for the one with this beautiful, even-more-1990s tagline?

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Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The first one makes it look like some Kujo massive dog who also has super sonic speaking.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Inside every dog, is a cat waiting to emerge uninvited.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

I’ve never understood this poster because it was a genetically-engineered dog, not a cyborg dog.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Ally Sheedy's looked better.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Welp, now I know what I'm going to watch next.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

CelticPredator posted:

Inside every dog, is a cat waiting to emerge uninvited.

A mancat with a hideous leer who will steal your secrets.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

CelticPredator posted:

Inside every dog, is a cop waiting to emerge uninvited.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Inside every dog is a cop waiting to shoot the dog

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I’m sad no one liked my secret joke. :(

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



I thought this said K-aooo at first.


CelticPredator posted:

I’m sad no one liked my secret joke. :(

I got ya.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

FreshFeesh posted:

You didn't go for the one with this beautiful, even-more-1990s tagline?



Bryan Cranston looks pretty good with a mullet.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I’ve never understood this poster because it was a genetically-engineered dog, not a cyborg dog.

Back then people thought genetically engineered basically meant it was a Terminator.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

ruddiger posted:

Bryan Cranston looks pretty good with a mullet.

thats clearly james remar

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

imo he's serving up Flight Plan Peter Saarsgaard realness

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

its hank from twin peaks

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I love seeing Twin Peaks side characters pop up in odd 80's-90's movies.
People Under The Stairs even got Ed and Nadine together as a psycho villain couple to ride that 1991 TP cult wave.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 22, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Where is the K-9000 vs Man's Best Friend movie I need?

Then Lassie in the after credits recruiting K-9000.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Teenage Fansub posted:

I love seeing Twin Peaks side characters pop up in odd 80's-90's movies.
People Under The Stairs even got Ed and Nadine together as a psycho villain couple to ride that 1991 TP cult wave.

In my head, People Under the Stairs takes place in the Twin Peaks universe, starring Ed and Nadine's evil Black Lodge doppelgangers.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

CelticPredator posted:

Inside every dog, is a cat waiting to emerge uninvited.

Good things come in dogs

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Does a cyborg dog go to heaven?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Poster for a new doc about the history of black people in horror movies. Can you name all the references? Besides Blackenstein.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

It just makes me wish there'd been a complete slate of ripoffs of Universal monster movies, so we'd have had something called Wolf Man Black.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jan 22, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ruddiger posted:

Can you name all the references?



1977 - The Curse of The Pecs That Were Almost Breasts.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

muscles like this! posted:

I thought this said K-aooo at first.



Finally the Werewolves of London movie we all wanted.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

ruddiger posted:

Poster for a new doc about the history of black people in horror movies. Can you name all the references? Besides Blackenstein.



Get Out
I Walked with a Zombie
Blacula
Night of the Living Dead
Candyman

Uh, Sugar Hill, I think?


This is way harder than I thought.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

I Before E posted:

Good things come in dogs

Morally inept things come in dogs.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010









Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Get Out
I Walked with a Zombie
Blacula
Night of the Living Dead
Candyman

Uh, Sugar Hill, I think?


This is way harder than I thought.

I'm pretty sure the guy 3 rows back on the right side is the funeral director from Tales from the Hood.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


This is never going to become less upsetting

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I’ve never understood this poster because it was a genetically-engineered dog, not a cyborg dog.

That's the plot of this film:

I could only find this teeny image of the poster.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Oh my god this is an entire genre

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

ruddiger posted:

Poster for a new doc about the history of black people in horror movies. Can you name all the references? Besides Blackenstein.



They better fuckin talk about Chester N. Turner.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
That Dumbo poster is godawful.

It's the eyes. Elephants don't have blue eyes!

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

While I like Stephen Chow's original, how can you make a sequel to it? It's been a while but I remember it was a fairly complete story already. Down to see more Stephen Chow though, Shaolin Soccer is the best sports movie ever.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


What a weird freaking cast.

I think I'm one of the few who didn't hate Spring Breakers.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Spring Breakers is one of the best movies of 2013.

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