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Noctone posted:lol i completely forgot about this episode of ds9 where rom forms a union and starts quoting marx And then lets Quark get beaten half to death before coming to the hospital to rub it in his face.
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Oberleutnant posted:this breaks my immersion because harry kim couldn't get laid more than once. 7 of 9 straight up said "lets bang" and he said no
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Aug 2, 2016 04:50
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Booblord Zagats posted:In 6th grade we had an art teacher that the other teachers obviously hated. At the time I didn't understand why, but the second any other teacher was around they looked like the experience of interacting with her was slowly killing them. The art teacher was always nice to students and wasn't a fat and didn't smell bad so I just didn't get it. Oh poo poo your post reminded me of the time I was suspended from school in the 6th grade for arguing with the teacher about Star Trek. She said that it took place 5 years in the future therefore was bullshit cuz we don't even have flying cars yet lolololol I said no, it was originally a 5-year MISSION and she sent me to the office and I ended up getting suspended because she was butthurt that I was right.
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Aug 2, 2016 04:55
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Even the principal agreed with me but she was such a shrill bitch that he finally relented to her will
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Aug 2, 2016 04:57
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"Duet" on DS9 is still great. Some overacting here and there but they do a good job considering the Cardassian makeup looks like poo poo.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:00
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The Endbringer posted:Even the principal agreed with me but she was such a shrill bitch that he finally relented to her will i get the feeling there's more to this story
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Aug 2, 2016 05:12
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So in the first episode of voyager Kes' people speak to each other telepathically. Then in the 3rd episode Neelix dismisses any notion of her people having special mind powers as being silly old stories. What terrible show, so broken from the outset. They made such a huge deal about the stupid Ocampa and it all turned into garbage thanks to the one two punch of poor writing badly acted.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:23
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i get the feeling there's more to this story Sometimes teachers are dicks. My HS journalism teacher was telling us about how layout design was crucial, especially color. His example was a bull and matador. He claimed "the reason the matador's cape is red is because the color red infuriates bulls and they attack it." I said "I've been to many bullfights, and the cape isn't always red. They are attacking it because they've been taunted and tortured, and brought to a point where they'll attack anything that moves". He laughed and said "that's ridiculous", so I went to the library on lunch break and xeroxed a bunch of relevant info (this was pre internet). I got a 3 day in-school suspension for harassment. Thankfully my mom lived for poo poo like that, and got it reduced to nothing but a transfer out of his class.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:25
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i get the feeling there's more to this story Nah, unless they were banging which I highly doubt because holy gently caress she was insufferable
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Aug 2, 2016 05:28
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shadow puppet of a posted:So in the first episode of voyager Kes' people speak to each other telepathically.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:30
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Janeway: "If only there was a councillor on board, but the nature of our mission didn't require one." Man, three weeks in space and a councillor isn't required? I'd need therapy after two days with you, you terrible captain.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:33
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shadow puppet of a posted:So in the first episode of voyager Kes' people speak to each other telepathically. Ehhh, this one's not such a black mark against the show really. TV shows change stuff from the initial pilot episode all the time.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:33
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Like did they honestly NOT think something would go wrong? "Yeah let's put Janeway in charge of this mission, I'm sure she won't get lost or anything!"
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Aug 2, 2016 05:34
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"Sir, Voyager's lost in the Delta Quadrant." "WOAH WAIT WHAT?????"
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The Endbringer posted:Like did they honestly NOT think something would go wrong? "We're sending her on a mission into the Badlands, on a lovely overcomplex prototype starship with fuckup crew we collectively can't wait to be rid of, and odds are she and her ship won't come back. Fellow Admirals, good work all round  ".
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Aug 2, 2016 05:36
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"Sir, we just got communication from Voyager." "Oh? What's the update?" "Well apparently Janeway refused to have sex with Q, but she's getting it on with a holographic character in one of Lt. Paris's programs." "Will that holographic character help them get back home?" "Nope, but she made him taller!" "..."
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Aug 2, 2016 05:38
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"So we're all in agreement that she's an inept captain prone to wild changes in character. Let's give her our fastest ship and a few of these tricobalt devices that are illegal according to the Khitomer Accords. All those in favor..."
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Aug 2, 2016 05:38
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ok finished Parturition. I see why I dozed off so many times. Super dull. also watched Persisence of Vision and Tattoo. Reset button each time. at what point does Seven join the show. Need some tits to keep me going
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Aug 2, 2016 05:40
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Just look at your own.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:41
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Harry Kim: "Hey captain so like we've been out here for a couple years now so maybe I can get a promotion?" Janeway: "LOL you pretentious rear end in a top hat, no."
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Aug 2, 2016 05:44
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criscodisco posted:Sometimes teachers are dicks. My HS journalism teacher was telling us about how layout design was crucial, especially color. His example was a bull and matador. He claimed "the reason the matador's cape is red is because the color red infuriates bulls and they attack it." This, but it was my dad with my HS English teacher and a stupid set of exercises on commas. It was even better because my dad had gone to the same college as my HS English teacher and was also an English major and at the time was a university writing professor.
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Aug 2, 2016 05:59
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Janeway got lucky that Chakotay and the rest of the Maquis didn't try to mutiny.
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Aug 2, 2016 06:02
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"Akoocheemoya let's tear this shiiit UP"
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Aug 2, 2016 06:02
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Like there was even that episode with the hypothetical mutiny holodeck program and Chakotay just shrugged it off like "heh it's a cool program." Any other Maquis first officer would be like "holy gently caress look how easy it would be to take the ship over let's do it!"
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Aug 2, 2016 06:06
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What if voyager is just one long vision quest and chakotay was tripping balls in a Cardassian prison for 7 years
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Aug 2, 2016 06:09
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Pay no attention to Ensign Kim, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:What if voyager is just one long vision quest and chakotay was tripping balls in a Cardassian prison for 7 years that time Janeway went on a vision quest and her spirit animal was a loving gecko lmao
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Aug 2, 2016 06:10
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and it was a loving gecko
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Big Mean Jerk posted:What if voyager is just one long vision quest and chakotay was tripping balls in a Cardassian prison for 7 years This is really better than any other explanation. The reset button is really him getting a daily injection of anti-obstinacy medication. Seven is the mental manifestation of getting a lumpy new mattress. Neelix is a hallucination derived from a cardassian vole that would steal his food.
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shadow puppet of a posted:This is really better than any other explanation. The reset button is really him getting a daily injection of anti-obstinacy medication. Neelix was badass in the first few eps then became lame
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The Endbringer posted:and it was a loving gecko then she became a lizard in threshold
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Aug 2, 2016 06:13
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that ep with the betazoid murderer was cool because he's the guy who played the stuttering loony in one flew over the cuckoos nest and that guy in lord of the rings who corrupts the king of gondor
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Aug 2, 2016 06:18
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I could see Jaresh-Inyo taking the presidency in 2016 as a sort of stellar Ross Perot thanks to the unpalatble option of Hillary or Trump. Before this I never really understood how earther humans would vote for a corrugated soft touch in a hair wrap, but it all makes sense now.
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The Endbringer posted:that ep with the betazoid murderer was cool because he's the guy who played the stuttering loony in one flew over the cuckoos nest and that guy in lord of the rings who corrupts the king of gondor And the serial killer in the X-Files
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Aug 2, 2016 06:53
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The Endbringer posted:Even the principal agreed with me but she was such a shrill bitch that he finally relented to her will I'd like to think your parents got the Superintendent involved and they came in, sat down, listened to the teacher for a few minutes until the teacher flipped out. Then they quietly got up, and left the room.
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Aug 2, 2016 06:55
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when you really think about it, it's impressive how much effort bashir and o'brien put into making it look like they weren't just gaying the hell out of each other in the holodecks
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"Hey a Q wants to kill himself let's make Janeway the judge in this situation" wtf do you seriously have no one in the continuum who could impartially preside over the matter?
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oh wait no it's the Q, they only care about themselves
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