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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

if Tom Brady ran as an independent, on a platform of apple pie and baseball and flatly refused to answer a single policy question he’d win in a landslide

no he wouldn't lol

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Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
when i do taxes this year, im just going to send the money directly to peter thiel and save all these theatrics

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

how many banks die before its contagion

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Delta-Wye posted:

when i do taxes this year, im just going to send the money directly to peter thiel and save all these theatrics

I can’t help but think Peter thiel caused this mess for a specific reason, he did cash out Wednesday and started the bank run

Then all his cronies and PayPal scumbags started shrieking about bailouts

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

if Tom Brady ran as an independent, on a platform of apple pie and baseball and flatly refused to answer a single policy question he’d win in a landslide
So you don't know a single thing about football do you

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

JamesKPolk posted:

how many banks die before its contagion

that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even banks may die

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

I’m so loving hype for tomorrow

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Tempora Mutantur posted:

there should be at least three more doors there, probably more

still laughing at him tweeting about FRC and its stock taking a poo poo ten minutes later on friday, the man is a drunken master, I wonder if he even has to try or if he just hears the music

The music is a kazoo.

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

JamesKPolk posted:

how many banks die before its contagion

insolvency is endemic now

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



JamesKPolk posted:

how many banks die before its contagion
Just one but it must be from the contagion region of the us, otherwise it's sparkling dependency.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

how come the page count number is so low I thought number go up

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
the only things the usa manufactures anymore are financial crises and bank bailouts



and business is good :getin:

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Glumwheels posted:

I can’t help but think Peter thiel caused this mess for a specific reason, he did cash out Wednesday and started the bank run

Then all his cronies and PayPal scumbags started shrieking about bailouts

the funniest answer would be Elon asked him to.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


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TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 07:47 on Mar 13, 2023

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Glumwheels posted:

I can’t help but think Peter thiel caused this mess for a specific reason, he did cash out Wednesday and started the bank run

Then all his cronies and PayPal scumbags started shrieking about bailouts

He wanted to construct a financial crisis in a way that the bottom would be before the 2024 election

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Delta-Wye posted:

the only things the usa manufactures anymore are financial crises and bank bailouts

and business is good :getin:

you forgot consent and projection

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
*deep long sniff* fresshh... blood?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

miss him

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Antonymous posted:

how come the page count number is so low I thought number go up

we did a share buyback to boost tax-exempt post profits

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

SpaceDrake posted:

nah, material reality is going to reflect on policy eventually, and we get ever closer to that every day

lol. lmao.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


I hope that this bear market is single :heysexy:

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
good lord, it turns out my neighborhood bank is two midgets in a trenchcoat

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1635192745395634178?t=0F63kJNmPP3QxPQnPDDDvw&s=19

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

anime was right posted:

if anyone has good content for the OP lmk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE5klz0yUT0

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Delta-Wye posted:

good lord, it turns out my neighborhood bank is two midgets in a trenchcoat

i gave the midgets my money. upon reviewing their information, it turns out the midgets have pretty good financials

better than some real banks lol

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

drat i wouldve bid 2 if i had known about it

runaway pancake
Dec 13, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Gravy Boat 2k
i learned everything i need to know about banking from the Price Is Right

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
hmmm


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1635200191845265411

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Nice!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

:nice:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

runaway pancake posted:

i learned everything i need to know about banking from the Price Is Right

You're more educated in how money works than 80% of people out there.

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

time to start investing

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Yudo posted:

This banking thing seems pretty easy we should all get into it.

All you need to get started is a big pile of money!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i know just the goon that should run GoonBank....

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
if nothing matter

and nothing is real

can i have a billion dollars

i got an idea

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Banks just don't want to work anymore

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Bloomberg this morning had someone suggest "maybe the government just needs to guarantee 100% of all deposits", seems a good sign

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

coelomate posted:

sure they can. One of the major risks to raising rates too much or too quickly was the unrealized losses that would pile up on bank balance sheets.

As of Sunday March 12th, there's no such thing as an unrealized loss on a bank's balance sheet due to interest rate moves - they can immediate cash against them at their old value. It's effectively a 600 billion dollar stimulus lmao just lmao.

jpow could set rates to 25% tomorrow and the banks wouldn't blow up :toot:
turns out the One Weird Trick is shoveling giant amounts of money to rich people while making money expensive for everyone else

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