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We're just all too cynical to have a power hungry genocidal murderer as our heroes.
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I'm fairly sure the only reason anybody became Kissinger's friend was if Kissinger wanted to bonk his wife.
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They made sure to stake his heart and burn his bones so he can't come back, right?
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Aishlinn posted:a 6 hour probation. in this case to get an awesome picture as the reason to commemorate the occasion. Thanks! New things are exciting.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:please for the love of god do something funny for the probation or something. is that so much to ask I don't know what anyone in this thread can do that's funnier than Kissinger dying, especially because it was at his grand-nephew's Cambodia-themed birthday party where they had a slip 'n slide and Kissinger's bloated body rode it downhill like a high-speed sausage production line until he flew wildly off to the right and landed balls-first into one of those pressure traps that immediately snapped shut and drove fifty nails into his dick, balls, and taint causing him to rapidly deflate like a balloon and shoot around the backyard over the heads of fifty cheering white children who thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen in their entire lives until his flaccid empty skin got rolled up by a Pol Pot impersonator who smoked him like a fat cigar
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Hot cocoa hates violating the sanctity of the leper’s colony
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DemoneeHo posted:They made sure to stake his heart and burn his bones so he can't come back, right? And salt them so his ghost doesn't rise, I hope.
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Kit Walker posted:I don't know what anyone in this thread can do that's funnier than Kissinger dying, especially because it was at his grand-nephew's Cambodia-themed birthday party where they had a slip 'n slide and Kissinger's bloated body rode it downhill like a high-speed sausage production line until he flew wildly off to the right and landed balls-first into one of those pressure traps that immediately snapped shut and drove fifty nails into his dick, balls, and taint causing him to rapidly deflate like a balloon and shoot around the backyard over the heads of fifty cheering white children who thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen in their entire lives until his flaccid empty skin got rolled up by a Pol Pot impersonator who smoked him like a fat cigar The woke mainstream media won't report on it, but it happened, folks, it really did
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I am late to the party but I still have to lol.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:please for the love of god do something funny for the probation or something. is that so much to ask I’m currently laughing at this 
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:please for the love of god do something funny for the probation or something. is that so much to ask ok fine! Nooner posted:Can't figure out how to make it work on my phone but pretend I posted that old roflcopter gif The Henry Kissinger Memorial Rolfcopter:  
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Nov 30, 2023 22:11
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gently caress yeah
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can they drop his casket from a helicopter into his grave at his funeral?
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he my dad
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Mnoba posted:he my dad applogoes
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RocketMermaid posted:can they drop his casket from a helicopter into his grave at his funeral? lol
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RocketMermaid posted:can they drop his casket from a helicopter into his grave at his funeral? They should have the helicopter fly in circles and try to fling the casket at the grave
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RocketMermaid posted:can they drop his casket from a helicopter into his grave at his funeral? I think they should stake him just to make sure he's dead then fire his corpse out of a cannon into the ocean but that's just me.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I think they should stake him just to make sure he's dead then fire his corpse out of a cannon into the ocean but that's just me. I think the ocean already has enough of our trash in it.
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I am genuinely not sure if Biden's statement is trying to be neutral or if it is trying to find a polite way to say "This dude was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world but uh, he sure was focused!"
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https://theintercept.com/2023/11/29/henry-kissinger-death/ I wish this was what more people talked and Tweeted about instead of the shlock of what a great politician he was and how he will be missed. I hope when the dude wakes up in the afterlife, he has to cross a never ending field of carpet bombs.
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ImpAtom posted:I am genuinely not sure if Biden's statement is trying to be neutral or if it is trying to find a polite way to say "This dude was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world but uh, he sure was focused!" "I'll never forget the first time I met him" would normally be followed up by some anecdote ABOUT that meeting, and it's absence very strongly implies that the meeting was in fact bad. If you were trying to be neutral you'd come up with some other way to start the statement rather than actively bringing attention to the fact that you have nothing nice to say.
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Biden never disagreed with Kissinger unless it was about, like, sandwiches or sports or something
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Rainbow Knight posted:Biden never disagreed with Kissinger unless it was about, like, sandwiches or sports or something You going to justify that in any way?
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Unkempt posted:You going to justify that in any way? Nothing Joe Biden is doing currently gives me any reason to think that's not true
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McSpanky posted:Six me please Gonna have to bury him in an above ground crypt, like how they started doing in NOLA after the first few hurricane floods floated the bodies out of the graveyards and down the street. Big Bowie Bonanza posted:They should have the helicopter fly in circles and try to fling the casket at the grave "How can you throw a dead body out of a helicopter into a stationary hole in the ground!?" "Easy, you just don't lead em so much!" Also, if you're sticking up for Biden and dunking on Kissinger I question how much you truly are bugged by Kissinger poo poo.
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Guess we repost this then https://nitter.net/pelhamfall/status/1730047873167827342
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ImpAtom posted:I am genuinely not sure if Biden's statement is trying to be neutral or if it is trying to find a polite way to say "This dude was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world but uh, he sure was focused!" You'd think there'd be more respect for another geriatric genocidal maniac. SMDH
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ImpAtom posted:I am genuinely not sure if Biden's statement is trying to be neutral or if it is trying to find a polite way to say "This dude was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world but uh, he sure was focused!" Biden has never shied away from calling another rear end in a top hat an rear end in a top hat.
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People complain about the Gerontocracy but my 40s are going to be the worst motherfuckers I've ever known, for whom my political maturation has been realizing that everything that has been going wrong and getting worse every year since I've been alive has been either a deliberate project designed to hurt me and people I care about (GOP) or some cheapshit grift for shockingly low bribes by an rear end in a top hat who doesn't even care what they're signing their name to (Dems), and every year for the next decade there's gonna be one of them sickening and dying the lingering, painful, yearslong death that only full access to the entire suite of the US medical technology can provide in full view to the hoots and cheers of the people whose futures they stole to end up just as dead as the kids they sent to war and the kids they poisoned with their refineries or ghetto-clearing highway projects or healthcare 'reform' or criminal 'reform' or welfare 'reform'. It's gonna be like that period in your 20s when you go to five weddings a summer, but fun.
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That sounds like the kind of thing a Dem Politician would hold against one of America's top mass murderers. That and only that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_ylSxGVyng Just remembered that they had a Kissinger-alike function as an almost Lovecraftian meta-villain in Venture Bros. Gotta rerun that series sometime
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Kit Walker posted:Nothing Joe Biden is doing currently gives me any reason to think that's not true Kissinger was very upset Biden supported Ukraine and also about the pullout from Afghanistan, so there’s two differences of opinion. He probably would have bombed Iran or something instead. I’m not gonna waste time reading the arguments of a corpse.
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Dead as a loving doornail
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ImpAtom posted:I am genuinely not sure if Biden's statement is trying to be neutral or if it is trying to find a polite way to say "This dude was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world but uh, he sure was focused!" This is basically the strongest gently caress you a sitting president could give in response to a major US political figure dying. Reading between the lines, it is so obvious the Biden detested the man. Even the supposed compliments "fierce intellect" and "profound strategic focus" are presented almost mockingly as "evident," but missing the implied "to me" that would make it personal and connect Biden to Kissinger. Trump wasn't even this cold when RBG died. It is honestly astonishing to me that people on social media, and even some journalists, are taking this be a neutral or even positive, polite statement.This is brutally harsh and way more than I expected from Biden.
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Biden was the first President in my lifetime who didn’t open up the White House so Kissinger could relive the scene of planning out his war crimes. gently caress that guy so much. Glad he’s dead. Live your life so your death doesn’t spark a run on people searching for “crab rave.” https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1730080049821528389
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"Long after retiring, he continued to offer his views" right after saying they disagreed on everything. lmao
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