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Gonz posted:The future is going to suck if we do away with pro sports and TV shows and movies and replace them all with theatrical plays and violin concertos. We'll always have Parrises Squares
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 12:06 |
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skasion posted:We'll always have Parrises Squares And Anbo-jitsu, I suppose. The Federation just really liked certain aspects of American Gladiators, it would seem.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 12:09 |
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Let's not forget whatever sort of yoga/pilates which exclusively involved Troi and Crusher stretching in leotards
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 12:17 |
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Gonz posted:The future is going to suck if we do away with pro sports and TV shows and movies and replace them all with theatrical plays and violin concertos. The last pro sport to be abolished was water polo in 2175.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 12:23 |
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WeAreTheRomans posted:There's also playing Damjat for latinum. And stabbing people in the heart when they cheat you at Damjat Ah yes, damjat. Also known as "boring pinball billiards".
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 13:32 |
In the future we will be challenged to foosball by orcs TO THE DEATH
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:24 |
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CharlieWhiskey posted:The last pro sport to be abolished was water polo in 2175.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:56 |
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How was he weirdly into it? He was a water polo fan, that's all. Sisko was into a sport nobody played anymore, that's way weirder.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 14:58 |
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Baseball was probably the lamest game made up for Star Trek. Everyone just stands around while two people play with a stick and a ball. What kind of sport is that?
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:14 |
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Cojawfee posted:Baseball was probably the lamest game made up for Star Trek. Everyone just stands around while two people play with a stick and a ball. What kind of sport is that? Cricket confirmed 50% better
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:35 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:Cricket confirmed 50% better Cricket is like baseball without the fast-paced intensity.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:38 |
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That's it! I'm done with you guys' bad opinions! I just got me some vintage bad opinions! Hopefully I can find something as gloriously terrible as "Indiana Skywalker Meets the Son of Star Trek" from my Best of the Best of Trek collection. If you don't know that one, it was a post-WoK essay about how terrible that movie was, how incompatible it was with the utopian ideals of the series, how it was all spectacle threatening to turn Star Trek into something as dumb and violent as Star Wars, and heaping praise upon TMP. If I can find the full text online, I'll post a link.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:57 |
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Apollodorus posted:Cricket is like baseball without the fast-paced intensity. Sure thing mate, this was exactly what Piers Morgan said absout cricket until Brett Lee fractured his ribs with a fastbowl just to prove a point
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 15:59 |
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Sure thing mate, this was exactly what Piers Morgan said absout cricket until Brett Lee fractured his ribs with a fastbowl just to prove a point Some of the most exciting sport I've seen ended with 3 maidens in a row and resulted in a draw
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:06 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:How was he weirdly into it? He was a water polo fan, that's all. Sisko was into a sport nobody played anymore, that's way weirder.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:28 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Well, weird in the sense that it was a random choice for a sport for someone to be a big fan of. I'm sure water polo fans exist, I've just never met any. Fair point on Sisko. I like that, though. It's not fake like domjot or whatever, and it's not the same sports super popular today. Its goofy volleyball in a pool, and I'm cool with that.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:46 |
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Tighclops posted:The fact that they immediately announced "but we got that guy from those Marvel movies you stupid nerds like for the next one!" leaves me with the impression that they still don't know what to do with the franchise and will flail for as long as they think they can still milk it; they may honestly just keep going until one of them bombs completely I figure once Pine leaves, that'll be it for several years if not more.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 16:56 |
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Pwnstar posted:Btw I've decided to finally settle the debate on the best Star Trek moment. It's this: I literally have this picture hanging from my lanyard every day. I did not take the "hang a picture of a loved one on your badge lanyard, so you remember who you're working safely for" seriously
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:02 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I like that, though. It's not fake like domjot or whatever, and it's not the same sports super popular today. Its goofy volleyball in a pool, and I'm cool with that.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:04 |
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It looks like Data is rockin that jazz piano
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:06 |
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Riker's getting real friendly with that chair.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:07 |
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I wonder how many times Riker broke his chair
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:13 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Future sci-fi universes need more handball. Jai alai ...in SPAAAAAACE
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:29 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:3 maidens in a row ?
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:44 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:I figure once Pine leaves, that'll be it for several years if not more. Nah, you can just get Jason Statham as Picard.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:45 |
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Gonz posted:The future is going to suck if we do away with pro sports and TV shows and movies and replace them all with theatrical plays and violin concertos. Don't forget Dixon Hill, Not-Sinatra, and Not-Flash Gordon.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 17:48 |
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I'm rewatching TNG the for the first time in years and wow season 1 is rough. It's so old fashioned with its musical cues and episode structure, including a scene at the end of several episodes where the bridge crew all laughs together as it fades out to the credits. I haven't watched season 1 or 2 since the show originally aired and it's really jarring. But at least they aren't pulling their shirts down every 5 seconds.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 20:46 |
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I have TNG on while I work on some things. It took me a few horrible seconds to remember that after Elementary, Dear Data the next episode is the Nutrageous Okona. Season one is bad, but season 2 is wildly uneven.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:11 |
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8one6 posted:the Nutrageous Okona. Probably would have been a better title
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 21:15 |
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Lord Hydronium posted:Future sci-fi universes need more handball. Beloved Bajoran pastime SPRINGBALL
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:46 |
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On over (a set of 6 deliveries from the same bowler) without a scoring shot in them are called maidens for reasons that should be obvious
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 22:51 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:On over (a set of 6 deliveries from the same bowler) without a scoring shot in them are called maidens for reasons that should be obvious Well, sure, but it's the Star Trek thread, so I had to make the Roddenberry connection.
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# ? Sep 29, 2016 23:57 |
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You! The one who is driving!
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 00:48 |
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After The War posted:That's it! I'm done with you guys' bad opinions! I just got me some vintage bad opinions! Oh those are awesome, I had a bunch of those books! A great glimpse into pre-TNG Star Trek fandom!
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 01:01 |
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I love Brandon Bird's stuff and always will.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 01:33 |
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Gonz posted:I love Brandon Bird's stuff and always will. More. Give Zurui more.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 02:26 |
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Zurui posted:More. Give Zurui more. http://brandonbird.com/sketchbook.html http://brandonbird.com/paintings.html http://brandonbird.myshopify.com/
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 02:47 |
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Another cool TOS moment I liked: the crew was being effected by some weird space anomaly that was affecting their nervous system and making people go crazy. Bones solves the problem by mixing a Klingon nerve agent with pure alcohol to create a drink thats so potent it numbs the brain cells so much they aren't affected by the anomaly. Scotty declares it to be the tightest poo poo ever and walks off with an entire jug of it for his personal stash. I'm watching TAS now and it's also real cool. You can see dirt and hair on the animation frames sometimes which is a good laugh.
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 02:54 |
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CharlieWhiskey posted:It looks like Data is rockin that jazz piano i like the guy in the background, looking at everyone else to see if he's doing it right
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# ? Sep 30, 2016 03:06 |
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Number_6 posted:It's been long enough that I hope we aren't still spoiler-tagging stuff from "Beyond" but... (spoilers ahead ) while I liked the first two-thirds or so, I found the end of Beyond to be a tedious chore. I didn't give one poo poo about the big revelation about Krall's "real background", and watching Kirk and him play Spider-Man superhero-type leaps from building to building was just dreadful. And the final fistfight in the ventilation system was such a letdown I was rooting for the bad guy. I mean, compare that ending to the ending of TMP, TWOK, or even IV or VI and it feels so shallow. Anyway, that's my two-month-late gripe about Beyond. I got the feeling that the original ending was that Krall was going to realize that Kirk showed that the people of Earth were still hard and tough in this Vulcan-snuggling future, and would have kicked Kirk to safety and taken the weapon into space with him to die with honor. I guess that tested poorly, or something? Maybe it would've confused the Chinese.
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