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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Catastrophe posted:



EDIT: Google is pretty smart.



woa so this why he only wanted eye level shots on that one crap movie?

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armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Robo Reagan posted:

i have a better one "it must be hard to type with the taste of 78 year old socialist cock in your mouth"

But how does Putin's taste?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Sometimes I just feel bad for women in general.

I'm conflicted about ur title.

Anyways svaramoocjies big idea was a complaint box. Lol

Read the 'Communications Plan' Scaramucci wrote to WH staffers
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/scaramucci-memo-cernovich-communications-plan/index.html

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Burt Sexual posted:

I'm conflicted about ur title.

Anyways svaramoocjies big idea was a complaint box. Lol

Read the 'Communications Plan' Scaramucci wrote to WH staffers
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/scaramucci-memo-cernovich-communications-plan/index.html


quote:

"For example, POTUS is the best golfer to serve as President," the document reads. "Perhaps, we embrace it with a national online lottery to play a round of golf with him ... or a charity auction. 
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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm conflicted about ur title.

Anyways svaramoocjies big idea was a complaint box. Lol

Read the 'Communications Plan' Scaramucci wrote to WH staffers
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/scaramucci-memo-cernovich-communications-plan/index.html

was this complaint box also called the "circular file"

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
This was just a rough draft and probably sucks, so I'll hope there's a least a sensible chuckle in here somewhere:

When I find myself in Mother Russia, Papa Putin comes to me
Speaking words of urine, let 'em pee
And in my room of FSB-ness they're standing here just over me
Speaking words in Russian, let us pee
Let 'em pee, let 'em pee, let us pee, let us pee
VHS Kompromat, let 'em pee

And when I'm in the Oval Office, Intelligence people will agree
There must be a piss-tape, 'cause they peed
For though while we may feel thwarted, there is certainty that we will see
There will be a pee-tape, 'cause we peed
Let 'em pee, let 'em pee, let us pee, let us pee
They look like Ivanka, let 'em pee
Let 'em pee, let 'em pee, let us pee, let us pee
What do these Russian chicks eat? Smelly pee
Yeah they peed, yes they peed, we all peed, peed big-league
Thank you Papa Putin, for their pee

And when my face is cold and orange, there is still a warmth that drenches me
Roll it on the Fake News, let 'em pee
I wake up to the sound of laughter, hey who dares to laugh at me?
Bringing golden showers, let 'em pee
Let 'em pee, let 'em pee, let us pee, let us pee
I come here to Moscow, make 'em pee
Yeah they peed, yes they peed, we all peed, peed big-league
Just release the piss-tape, let us see

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Isn't this...Trumpism?

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

Random Stranger posted:

The thing is that a "Buy American" push demonstrates that they know jack poo poo about the economy and how it works, but do know rhetoric. Plenty of people already "Buy American". Assuming the Chinese aren't lying about their economic numbers (a bad assumption), then we only fell to second place in manufacturing in the past year or two. So we're selling tons of poo poo, it's just that other than our agricultural products, it's not the kind of thing that the typical American consumer is buying regularly. So no, your sunglasses and plastic knick-knacks aren't being made in the US, but your MRI machine is. And there isn't an American to buy that stuff from anymore because those jobs and firms went away decades ago.

It's basically pandering to the people who think that it can be 1960 again through phrasing that sounds inoffensive.

Damnit, that's not a lol post. Has anyone pointed out lately that Donald "the Fat" Trump is actually president? And I mean, president of the United States, not president of a soon to be bankrupt real-estate firm.

A hearty LOL at Schumer knowing no more than Trump does about global supply chains.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
To be fair, I'd be behind a Buy American push if it highlighted terrible working conditions in other nations, discouraged trade with nations that have lovely working conditions and served to shine a light on, and boost working conditions in the US

but, well, lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Code Jockey posted:

To be fair, I'd be behind a Buy American push if it highlighted terrible working conditions in other nations, discouraged trade with nations that have lovely working conditions and served to shine a light on, and boost working conditions in the US

but, well, lmao

Empty quote

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Code Jockey posted:

To be fair, I'd be behind a Buy American push if it highlighted terrible working conditions in other nations, discouraged trade with nations that have lovely working conditions and served to shine a light on, and boost working conditions in the US

but, well, lmao

lol if you think anyone gives a poo poo about labor. we can't even give a poo poo about ourselves.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Trump's prob gonna try a new Mideast war, seeing as he's a leper and prob thinks he's baldwin, king of Jerusalem now

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Did I just really watch the Trump Administration try to pick apart the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty as not applying to THESE immigrants, you see

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Our president is enough of a homunculus that I can't tell if these photos are real or fake

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
So, has anyone reputable done an over/under wargame thinkpiece over what would happen if Donnie drops a fat load on Pyongyang?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dely Apple posted:

Did I just really watch the Trump Administration try to pick apart the Emma Lazarus poem on the Statue of Liberty as not applying to THESE immigrants, you see

Lol u think he knew a reporter would question him on that? And know what it said, much less meant, or written by.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Do the Dems ever have any ideas that don't involve being Republicans? lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Do the Dems ever have any ideas that don't involve being Republicans? lmao

Isn't that the r platform to the tee? Idgi

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

hi im stupid and good ideas need a label (D or R) or theyre bad ideas! also it needs to be the label i like best. We

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Do the Dems ever have any ideas that don't involve being Republicans? lmao

What are you talking about, lively discussions about currency manipulation are all the rage in West Virginia bars

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

haljordan posted:

Has anyone who is deathly afraid of transgender people ever met or even spent eight seconds with one?

it's prob safe to say they never noticed, if they did

Also garrison is loving deranged. That's hosed up poo poo coming from this guy

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm conflicted about ur title.

Anyways svaramoocjies big idea was a complaint box. Lol

Read the 'Communications Plan' Scaramucci wrote to WH staffers
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/scaramucci-memo-cernovich-communications-plan/index.html

The drunk driving part is as real as the pisstape, the rest is fake news

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FuhrerHat posted:

hi im stupid

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Burt Sexual posted:

Isn't that the r platform to the tee? Idgi

But it has a new hata new hashtag

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
NO YOUR THE UGLY HOUSE. YOU. WRONG. WROONG.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

NotWearingPants posted:

Take a deep breath because I'm going to tell you something that is probably going to freak you out



She's only 34 years old.

when you support evil its very draining.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Holy loving LOL

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001


I'm beginning to think the Democrats running Hillary again on a "see I told you so!" platform might be better than whatever they come up with

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Sockser posted:

Our president is enough of a homunculus that I can't tell if these photos are real or fake

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

someone should put Trump in a building (home).

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!





Someone please

Is it a shop

It's killing me

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



No but really

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
the real reason trump dips himself in orange paint is because if he didn't he'd be purple/blue from congestive heart failure

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Sockser posted:

Someone please

Is it a shop

It's killing me

lol if the last seven months haven't taught you that everything is real, nothing is forbidden and consequences are dead.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
The White House confirms baby grandpa president is full of BS

http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/boy-scouts-dispute-trumps-claim-about-call-praising-speech/

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
check out this pic of trump I found w/o makeup or his hair did. Couple years old but it adds up imo

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
chin picture is real, friend

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Thanks for this, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
It's funny to me, thinking back on 2008-2016, when political cartoonists had to work so hard to make Obama ugly and vile, and it was always just ridiculous

and now, well

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