dad chat 2017: Actually I'm an Ephebophile! *Okinawa geta locked down again*

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > dad chat 2017: Actually I'm an Ephebophile! *Okinawa geta locked down again*

«‹›434 »

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Then come to Toronto and see them

I have such sights to show you.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:08

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:34

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Mr. Mambold posted:

Rye for my Reubens goonsire and whiskey for my men!

Have you ever had a reuben on white bread? Because it's not good. It's on par with gently caress ups like using pastrami instead of corned beef. Or cheddar instead of swiss, or saying, "no sauerkraut, I'm a giant weeping mangina."

Not like it's a goddamn club sandwich, there are rules for a reuben.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:30

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Or like this bbq place in auckland that serves garlic aioli

loving quit already

# ? Apr 21, 2017 00:50

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

gently caress YEAH IT'S HOSE DRINKIN SEASON

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:10

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Yikes

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:15

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Have you ever had a reuben on white bread? Because it's not good. It's on par with gently caress ups like using pastrami instead of corned beef. Or cheddar instead of swiss, or saying, "no sauerkraut, I'm a giant weeping mangina."

Not like it's a goddamn club sandwich, there are rules for a reuben.

I think that auto disqualifies it from Reuben hood. THIS AIN'T VIETNAM, THERE'S RULES IN REUBENS DONNIE.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:18

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

A new york italian is to blame for my strict reuben guidelines. He was so guido his drat ringtone was the godfather. The only things he didn't cheap out on in that kitchen was the components of the reuben.

But I've been served heinous creations of it all over the place. Illinois is the worst. White bread, mustard, white cheddar, no russian or 1000 island, menued as a reuben. Corned beef was present. Some shithole small town joint. loving Illinois. Had a good one in Chicago once though, can't remember where.

I needs ma cornd beef.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:59

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

A new york italian is to blame for my strict reuben guidelines. He was so guido his drat ringtone was the godfather. The only things he didn't cheap out on in that kitchen was the components of the reuben.

But I've been served heinous creations of it all over the place. Illinois is the worst. White bread, mustard, white cheddar, no russian or 1000 island, menued as a reuben. Corned beef was present. Some shithole small town joint. loving Illinois. Had a good one in Chicago once though, can't remember where.

I needs ma cornd beef.

I lived in central Illinois for like a year and a half and it was goddamn awful

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:01

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Yeah. Born and raised. Left at 16.

If it ever seems like I get excited over dumb poo poo, it's because I was raised in the middle of corn fields.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:06

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Yeah. Born and raised. Left at 16.

If it ever seems like I get excited over dumb poo poo, it's because I was raised in the middle of corn fields.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:06

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

I was in Decatur and I never thought I'd be happy to get fired from a job because it meant I had a good reason to move the gently caress out of there

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:14

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I would've guessed Champaign, because UIUC and goons have a big cross-section. Decatur is a dying wasteland, but not as barren as the hellscape that's Iroquois county. It's just towns of 400 or 700 or 2000. The county seat is less than 10k, I think.

Just an endless sea of corn and beans and the occasional patch of wheat or straw. For miles in every direction.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I had an interview for a computer janitor job for a GD subcontractor and I think I did great overall but horribly flubbed an easy question I've practiced for but they worded it in such a way I think I may have sunk myself.

:sigh:

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:22

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Chicago burbs are equally awful to grow up in.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:22

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Gary

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:23

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I would've guessed Champaign, because UIUC and goons have a big cross-section. Decatur is a dying wasteland, but not as barren as the hellscape that's Iroquois county. It's just towns of 400 or 700 or 2000. The county seat is less than 10k, I think.

Just an endless sea of corn and beans and the occasional patch of wheat or straw. For miles in every direction.

Champaign would have been a godsend. I spent every moment in Springfield, Champaign, or BloNo that I possibly could. I'm just lucky my apartment was upwind of ADM

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:28

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Zeris posted:

Chicago burbs are equally awful to grow up in.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:28

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Small town life for a kid is kinda alright. When your town has 600 people, you eventually get to know most of them. Which ones are nice, who's weird, and who leaves their garage door open so the teenagers can steal old milwaukee light. Beyond that, it's a goddamn idiot trap for those who don't escape and after a few generations of relatively heavy catholic enforced breeding your dating options are limited by who isn't your cousin.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:32

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3804573&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=57#post471559343

lmao

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:04

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hey dudes another 10-ep run due later this year.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:07

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Oh yeah, watch Brockmire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaq59vsChWQ

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:11

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3804573&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=57#post471559343

lmao

Holy moly indeed

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

Hey dudes another 10-ep run due later this year.

but why

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:27

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

um its more gillian anderson on tv

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Yea I'm down with that but the recent episodes were pretty garbage :shrug:

I'm surprised they'd get another shot at it

# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

It wasn't that bad, just a little disjointed which makes sense after that much time and trusting Chris Carter.

Also,

Edit: Also, apparently it pulled in 16M viewers, so yeah Fox will do this until it stops working.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:15

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

LingcodKilla posted:

I had an interview for a computer janitor job for a GD subcontractor and I think I did great overall but horribly flubbed an easy question I've practiced for but they worded it in such a way I think I may have sunk myself.

Its all good theyll probably take you anyways, subs are usually brought on to put asses of questionable aptitude in seats. However, with the pending govt shutdown coming, get ready to be out of work again because get hosed.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:16

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Contractors generally do not get hosed during a shutdown, unless your contract is supposed to renew during said shutdown. Or unless your company is a bitch.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:46

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

at the beginning episode of The Fall Gillian anderson be in PJs and idk thats my fetish

# ? Apr 21, 2017 06:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Godholio posted:

Contractors generally do not get hosed during a shutdown, unless your contract is supposed to renew during said shutdown. Or unless your company is a bitch.

Contract doesn't renew until next 2019 at Bangor but apparently most of the staff gets on with GD or gov after a year or two.
I got two other offers today. One was terribly low working at JBLM so nah but the other is at Keyport and is decent money and a good counter to whatever the Bangor job offers.
Of course the closest job at Bremerton fell through.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 06:36