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La Brea Carpet posted:[My]21F [boyfriend]19M dirtied our apartment to avoid meeting my parents Fecal poop everywhere is just part of our culture you bigot. That's some top-shelf crazy alright.
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quote:In addition, he steals my clothing and puts it in the disposal so that I cannot leave the house. Before he said it was a romantic gesture but now I do not think so. What the gently caress
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La Brea Carpet posted:[My]21F [boyfriend]19M dirtied our apartment to avoid meeting my parents Wtfffffff
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Aug 3, 2017 16:01
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quote:fecal poop As opposed to the non-fecal poop?
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Aug 3, 2017 16:02
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Fiancée [28F] broke my game when she was mad, refuses to buy me [30M] another onequote:Yesterday I was reading Harry Potter on my balcony, minding my own business and she came barging in and started practicing her French with me. Usually I indulge her half-heartedly while I continue trying to read my book but this time I just said that I wanted to finish reading this chapter before I help her. Then she started getting mad and telling me I never want to help her, etc etc. Whatever. I dont mind her getting mad and I kept reading my book. Got deleted while I was posting this since the comments were all "don't loving marrying her", and that wasn't the answer he wanted
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Aug 3, 2017 16:03
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WampaLord posted:As opposed to the non-fecal poop? The technical term is "anime"
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Danaru posted:Fiancée [28F] broke my game when she was mad, refuses to buy me [30M] another one I dont like to give my spouse basic recognition which is fundamental for a relationship, she in turn breaks my things. This will be a healthy and loving life with her and one I wouldnt trade for anything, even as we die laughing when we realize we poisoned each others drinks on the exact same day.
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Aug 3, 2017 16:17
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I don't think those clearly 12 year old children should be getting married.
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Aug 3, 2017 16:20
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WampaLord posted:Me [21 M] feeling pressured by GF [22 F] to finish inside her during sex  If you look at the dude's post history he's got another 3-4 stories of the same stuff with his girlfriend over the past year. All crazy psychotic crap he should've left her for MONTHS ago. Insecurity, inexperience and stupidity do strange things to peoples' brains.
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The one advantage of being twice-divorced is you become less loss-averse and more willing to  rather than be a doormat in LTRs.
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Aug 3, 2017 16:29
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Me [25 M] with my Common law[27 F] 9 years, Switched to Open relation due to cheating on both sidesquote:[removed] quote:The above submission has been removed because: God loving dammit /r/relationships mods, a title like that and you remove it for not having a drat tl;dr? 
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Danaru posted:God loving dammit /r/relationships mods, a title like that and you remove it for not having a drat tl;dr? The legaladvice mods nuked some dude for responding to a "next time, call the cops" comment with a "watch out, they might shoot you" response "don't you dare talk about law enforcement that way" etc it's just amazing reddit mods are very serious
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Danaru posted:Me [25 M] with my Common law[27 F] 9 years, Switched to Open relation due to cheating on both sides I mean the tl;dr is the title
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Bets on the friend in the story either being a short dude that carries a torch for the OP or a short female friend that's bitter she's not dating a tall. Also I think it's reasonable as a tall person to kinda want tall kids, I've never really dated people explicitly for their height (shortest gf was actually over a foot shorter than me), but honestly being tall is probably one of the best physical features my parents passed onto me and has made my life easier in a lot of ways, it'd be cool if my kids end up tall too. I guess he kinda vocalized it in a weird way, but to me it just sounds like he was fantasizing about his future family after seeing the rest of her family and he was happy with what he saw.
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I am 12 and this made me laugh. Ruined douche cabin base paint in rented apartment. quote:Hi I have a question. I accidentally used too strong anti waterstop liquid in douche cabin. As a result, paint went off - looks as if it's bleached. Now homeowner wants to charge me the cost of the new douche base + work to replace it. Can I do anything about it? The person used too strong of a formulation of draino and ruined the paint in a shower. They are Dutch hence the use of douche cabin for the shower.
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My (30f) dad (55m) wakes me up every single morning by tapping his razor on the sink and it's driving me crazyquote:Hi reddit, I'm sorry if this is about to sound petty but I wake up in a terrible mood every single day because of this.
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ArbitraryC posted:Bets on the friend in the story either being a short dude that carries a torch for the OP or a short female friend that's bitter she's not dating a tall. The comments were posted Tom is short and the other guy is basically Tom, but Tall and she wants to date and gently caress Tall Tom but it afraid it will further enhance Tom's feelings of inferiority w/r/t shortness, which may be valid given that it kept him from loving the OP
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La Brea Carpet posted:douche cabin mods pllllls
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Danaru posted:My (30f) dad (55m) wakes me up every single morning by tapping his razor on the sink and it's driving me crazy Definitely don't mouseover till after you read friends. 
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Aug 3, 2017 16:38
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And where do you suggest he shave, you freeloading princess?
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Ham Sandwiches posted:The comments were posted Tom is short and the other guy is basically Tom, but Tall and she wants to date and gently caress Tall Tom but it afraid it will further enhance Tom's feelings of inferiority w/r/t shortness, which may be valid given that it kept him from loving the OP That one was funny too but I mean the more recent tall story where OP is dating a tall dude who's happy she also has a tall family and the friend thinks he's hitler for it. OP didn't describe the friend so I'm just betting whether they're jealous of the dude or jealous of the OP.
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ArbitraryC posted:That one was funny too but I mean the more recent tall story where OP is dating a tall dude who's happy she also has a tall family and the friend thinks he's hitler for it. OP didn't describe the friend so I'm just betting whether they're jealous of the dude or jealous of the OP. Oh that tall = hitler friend is someone that has (or has a family member that's got) a physical or genetic trait that is less than desirable and is trying to preemptively throw water on the idea of judging people based on physical characteristics. Like their kid is short or something.
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Danaru posted:My (30f) dad (55m) wakes me up every single morning by tapping his razor on the sink and it's driving me crazy Aside from moving out which is the most obvious of potential obvious solutions, couldn't she also just adjust her schedule so she's up in the morning? Maybe I'm weird but I don't mind being up for a couple hours before work or w/e, I used to intentionally do that in school and it was often my most productive time of the day, once I got a job where I had to be up earlier in general tho i kinda stopped.
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ArbitraryC posted:Aside from moving out which is the most obvious of potential obvious solutions, couldn't she also just adjust her schedule so she's up in the morning? Maybe I'm weird but I don't mind being up for a couple hours before work or w/e, I used to intentionally do that in school and it was often my most productive time of the day, once I got a job where I had to be up earlier in general tho i kinda stopped. She goes to bed at like 2am and is so self absorbed she is an orobouros with a reddit account so no, I dont think shell do that.
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Barudak posted:She goes to bed at like 2am and is so self absorbed she is an orobouros with a reddit account so no, I dont think shell do that. like what's stopping her from redditing at 8am-10am rather than 12am-2am. I know the answer is she's a dumpster fire but it feels like it should be a viable solution.
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La Brea Carpet posted:I am 12 and this made me laugh. I am definitely calling the shower a douche cabin from now on. Danaru posted:My (30f) dad (55m) wakes me up every single morning by tapping his razor on the sink and it's driving me crazy Try moving out. Or or or, go to bed earlier. Your "natural" bedtime isn't 2 am you loving weirdo that's what you've made it through years of staying up writing anime slash fiction. Admiral Ray fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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Just lol at "rear end crack of dawn" = 730AM
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Danaru posted:My (30f) dad (55m) wakes me up every single morning by tapping his razor on the sink and it's driving me crazy "I fall asleep naturally at 2 am. Since I can't fall asleep I browse the internet and watch videos, usually until about 2 am. No I don't think staring at a glowing screen for hours is causing problems with my sleeping, it's definitely just nature and nobody has ever changed their sleep cycle and been able to wake up before 10 am on a regular basis" -a 30 year old baby
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This one seemed bland at first notice but I'm curious if anyone has opinions My [23F] boyfriend's [29M] "crazy ex girlfriend" [22F] just messaged me to tell me that my boyfriend is actually abusive and violent??? quote:I've been dating my boyfriend for 2 months now, he's smart and sweet and eveything been going well, but maybe a bit quickly which I dont mind. He told me about his "crazy psycho ex girlfriend" who apparently cheated on him 15 times, was abusive and and a drug addict and emotional and how her parents once came to his house to yell at him for no reason. She just sent me a message on facebook: What I'm wondering is which of the two scenarios people are buying here: 1. The ex-gf is a walking mess and is contacting this lady out of the blue to start poo poo 2. This dude is a walking mess and the ex-gf is trying to warn this lady I guess they could both be idiots. I have some guesses of my own but I'm just curious where people stand, what version they think is more plausible
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areyoucontagious posted:Just lol at "rear end crack of dawn" = 730AM Also, can't fall asleep before 2AM = I have terrible sleep hygiene and have made no effort to change this.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:This one seemed bland at first notice but I'm curious if anyone has opinions I was ready to say it was a poo poo stirring ex until i actually read her message and it was so calm and well written that she's either a next level sociopath or she's simply telling the truth. Plus the age gap. e: also he's spit so much fire on his ex what 2 months into their relationship? I find that usually people who go straight to talking about crazy exes are themselves the crazy ones.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:2. This dude is a walking mess and the ex-gf is trying to warn this lady It's this. Believe women when they tell you this poo poo in a cold and logical manner like this. Anyone who mentions they have a "crazy" ex is automatically a  La Brea Carpet posted:Also, can't fall asleep before 2AM = I have terrible sleep hygiene and have made no effort to change this. Some people are night owls, wtf is this "sleep hygiene" nonsense? She has the right to not be rudely loving awoken, messing with sleep is some Chinese torture poo poo. She's not asking her dad to be silent, she's asking if he can change this one annoying behavior as a matter of courtesy. He's the rear end in a top hat.
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Danaru posted:Fiancée [28F] broke my game when she was mad, refuses to buy me [30M] another one They either typoed the ages or these are some USDA Prime 'burgers
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WampaLord posted:It's this. Believe women when they tell you this poo poo in a cold and logical manner like this. Agreed, although this: quote:It is in your best interest not to show this message to him, whether you believe me or not. He will deny this, of course, as he used to deny it while it was happening. You will have achieved nothing. Reads oddly like a ransom note
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Agreed, although this: She's 100% correct. If he reads the letter, he has all the ammunition in the world to deny everything and paint her as the "crazy" one.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:This one seemed bland at first notice but I'm curious if anyone has opinions Both. The Boyfriend is abusive, She is a stone cold psychopath. They're both in on it. This is a game they play
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WampaLord posted:Some people are night owls, wtf is this "sleep hygiene" nonsense? She has the right to not be rudely loving awoken, messing with sleep is some Chinese torture poo poo. If you're a 30 y/o living in someone else's house you don't really get to exert control in a 2 room radius in every direction. What if the post was from the dad's POV? I wake up and shave at 8AM, should I change my behavior to not disturb my adult daughter that goes to sleep at 2 but can't deal with getting only 6 hours of sleep?
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Ham Sandwiches posted:This one seemed bland at first notice but I'm curious if anyone has opinions Its likely both. Sane people generally don't hunt down their ex's new SO to "warn them" - they move on with their lives. Sane people generally don't date psychotic drug addicts, and dwell on their "crazy, psycho ex's", and tell their brand new SO all about them. also quote:Maybe he's started already. Maybe you've noticed him getting frustrated over small things more and more frequently. It will escalate, I promise you. Nice play there - get the new girl "looking" for things, and suddenly they start popping up everywhere! Genius!
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WampaLord posted:
Nah. If she had a graveyard job or whatever I'd be on her side but Reddit doesn't loving count and if you're thirty goddamn years old you can loving quit it with the teenager "I'm a night owl" poo poo.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:This one seemed bland at first notice but I'm curious if anyone has opinions It's 2. This happens a lot. And it's right to warn other people of danger. It is empathy and compassion for other people. Empathy because you know how they felt and how badly it will go and how much you want to spare them that pain. Pick fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Aug 3, 2017 |
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