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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i don't even know if it's still good, or if that story is even true. i should check it out.

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
PICK

GIVE IT TO ME PICK

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

i will touch a bug for it. Not...like..a big one...but i will touch one just for you

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Sounds like something you could sell for a decent price pick

Or give to women's rights for the price of a bug

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
if my memory is correct i think it's CURIEUX 76, does that mean anything

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Wildlife Analysis posted:



p sexy i must say, thanks babe

I wouldn't take that as a complement. He looks like every hipster ever.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
it means you can sell that polish for a poo poo load of money if you want

Especially if it's in the box

talking like a good $70-90 bucks depending on where you sell it

or i could touch a bug and you just give it to me

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
???????????????????????? 70 loving dollars??????????????? why????????????????????????????????

(in box)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
:doh: i should have been more grateful for that gift

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
it's chanel and it's discontinued and nail polish ladies are all insane

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Women's Rights? posted:

i just spent $24 on nail polish that comes in bottles shaped like butts

i am smart with my money


what where do you find this butt polish?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

it's chanel and it's discontinued and nail polish ladies are all insane

is this... a beanie baby

do i have a liquid beanie baby

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
oh my god i was such an rear end in a top hat when i got this

"oh cool :geno:"

e: jeeeeesus :emo:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Enfys posted:

what where do you find this butt polish?

http://bootiebabe.com/ you're welcome

Pick posted:

is this... a beanie baby

do i have a liquid beanie baby

yes yes you do

now if you could find one enchanted or lynderella polish and put those in with your chanel you could sell the whole package for prolly $200

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
... I have discovered a concept I don't understand :psyduck:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
in the nail polish thread. some poor guy wandered in and was like "hey my friend left me a poo poo ton of nail polish should i throw it out or????" and he posted pictures and a serious feeding frenzy erupted in the thread to get their hands on a piece of the stash

money was bundled and the dude got almost a thousand bucks for his friend's nail polish collection and there was much rejoicing because nail polish

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

i just spent $24 on nail polish that comes in bottles shaped like butts

i am smart with my money
heck yes which ones did you get

Portals fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Apr 3, 2014

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Portals posted:

heck yes which ones did you get

baboon moon, sushi tushi, and tail spin

i'm not as cool as my polish friend though, she splurged and got the 48 pack and now has them all and i'm hella jealous

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

in the nail polish thread. some poor guy wandered in and was like "hey my friend left me a poo poo ton of nail polish should i throw it out or????" and he posted pictures and a serious feeding frenzy erupted in the thread to get their hands on a piece of the stash

money was bundled and the dude got almost a thousand bucks for his friend's nail polish collection and there was much rejoicing because nail polish

haha yeah and then shine came in and probated some of us for sales outside of sa mart

Women's Rights? posted:

baboon moon, sushi tushi, and tail spin

i'm not as cool as my polish friend though, she splurged and got the 48 pack and now has them all and i'm hella jealous

good choices although if I ever get any of those I'm getting pacific rim and elvis pelvis (and maybe rock bottom too)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
they called a butt polish "pacific rim" . . .

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Pick posted:

oh my god i was such an rear end in a top hat when i got this

"oh cool :geno:"

e: jeeeeesus :emo:

you should apologize to the gift giver and then explain to them that you can't help that you're a goon. bonus points if you supplement it with a list of goon-appropriate gifts for this festive season.

Pick posted:

they called a butt polish "pacific rim" . . .

its because that movie resembles something that came from a butt only polished.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Pick posted:

they called a butt polish "pacific rim" . . .

they're all butt puns

it's a marketing scheme you can really get behind

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Pick posted:

they called a butt polish "pacific rim" . . .

they also have crack-a-toa.

every polish is an awful butt pun

it's wonderful

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Are you gonna sell that polish pick

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Women's Rights? posted:

http://bootiebabe.com/ you're welcome


yes yes you do

now if you could find one enchanted or lynderella polish and put those in with your chanel you could sell the whole package for prolly $200





If you did this, you could then buy the big butt pack of 48 butt polishes for $192

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

Are you gonna sell that polish pick

i have a hard time getting rid of gifts :/

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

I think getting Women's Rights? to touch a bug is well worth 90 bucks, take the deal Pick

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
it's winter and all the bugs are dead but i will go find a bug and touch it

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Pick posted:

i have a hard time getting rid of gifts :/

Think of it as giving your sought after and pricey gift a new home where it is loved

Make her touch the bug

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's been years, the stuff is probably solid, literally i doubt it's even good. this polish is probably dead as bugs.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Women's Rights ruined me, now i want all the butts

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
taint that a shame :psyduck:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
the only butt for me is slow-braised cow butt

Fisticuffs
Aug 9, 2007

Okay you a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?

Fruity Gordo posted:

taint that a shame :psyduck:

I want to work for that company

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Fruity Gordo posted:

taint that a shame :psyduck:

What color is it

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Avshalom posted:

the only butt for me is slow-braised cow butt

or pork butt

pork butt is amaaaaaazing

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

What color is it

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
im an rear end woman, myself

*swigs miller lite, belches*

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
ugh i had an mgd last week it was so bad. but it was free. so i couldn't complain too much

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004


Lol gross

At the salon atm getting my hair did, getting crazy atm

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lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Worm's Rates! touch the bugs

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