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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


A spider ruined the career of star reporter Eddie Brock. They corrupt the innocent. gently caress spiders.

Content:

Wade Barrett posted:

Just bumped into Papa Shango at Hooters. Told me he's entering the @WWE #RoyalRumble this year. Can't wait, one of my faves.


It's better if you imagine them randomly meeting up in full ring gear, including Wade's jacket over the shoulders.

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abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




Gavok posted:

It's better if you imagine them randomly meeting up in full ring gear, including Wade's jacket over the shoulders.

I'm probably the only person in the world who loves Papa Shango and honestly wishes he would come back for a surprise RR entry every drat year ever since this running gag started :( I was, like, 10 or 11 back then, ok? He was a cool creepy voodoo dude with curses and everything. Papa Shango was the poo poo!

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
One day Papa Shango will finally show up at the Rumble just to be eliminated by Wade, and it will be the best thing :allears:.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

I hope you get eaten by spiders. You won't because spiders are real cool chill dudes, but I still hope.

One time I saw a black widow spider under the garden faucet, so I was like "oh poo poo I better flush that guy!" So I blasted him into some rocks with the hose and that monster just shrugged it off and loving ran at me. :gonk:

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Wade Barrett said the exact same thing about Papa Shango last year before the rumble.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Flameingblack posted:

Wade Barrett said the exact same thing about Papa Shango last year before the rumble.

Oh, I remember getting Shangoed :mad:

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Bocc Kob posted:

One time I saw a black widow spider under the garden faucet, so I was like "oh poo poo I better flush that guy!" So I blasted him into some rocks with the hose and that monster just shrugged it off and loving ran at me. :gonk:

The spider had a perfectly valid reason.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

I hope you get eaten by spiders. You won't because spiders are real cool chill dudes, but I still hope.
Well a goon almost did when he had to live in an apartment full of Brown Recluses. Really I like spiders, but gently caress that.

Bocc Kob posted:

One time I saw a black widow spider under the garden faucet, so I was like "oh poo poo I better flush that guy!" So I blasted him into some rocks with the hose and that monster just shrugged it off and loving ran at me. :gonk:
Don't you mean she, male Black Widows aren't that big :science:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Wade being :britain:

quote:

Wade Barrett ‏@WadeBarrett

I never like losing, but losing to an Irishman is particularly galling. Being English, I won't accept a loss to someone of such heritage.

He is also getting help

quote:

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk

I swear I just saw Papa Shango having a coffee with @WadeBarrett at Starbucks.

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jan 27, 2013

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
I believe we all owe Wade Barrett an apology for doubting him :colbert:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Bill Demott posted:

We are very proud of @TheBoDallas for representing #nxt but you might have pissed off @WadeBarrett.

Wade Barrett posted:

If you don't teach these guys respect at NXT, i'll do it for you.

If @TheBoDallas has any sense left, he'll stay well clear of Raw tomorrow night and bugger off back to NXT where he belongs. #DumbKid
:allears:

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

To be fair to Mr. Machine, Reagan's willful ignorance of HIV/AIDS was unforgivable and should have sent him to hell, among other things.

How is that "fair" exactly?
Here's some gems from Mr. Machine:

"The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either."

"gently caress...last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm hosed...Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too...when they find me...haha!"

"Oh how I LOVE starting my day off my signing up for Anger Management classes and paying fines! #FML"

And there's so much more awful poo poo from him. Mostly how him getting laid. He seriously calls it #POWPOW

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

"@Sheltyb803" posted:

Hey is the rumble over? How'd I do?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


That Shelton tweet made me laugh my rear end off last night, so drat perfect.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT

@milanmiracle posted:

Watching Cody wrestle makes me sad, but his mustache makes me happy, so they cancel each other out and I feel the same

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

Frilled Lizard posted:

@milanmiracle posted:

Watching Cody wrestle makes me sad, but his mustache makes me happy, so they cancel each other out and I feel the same

:iceburn:

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.

njsykora posted:

That Shelton tweet made me laugh my rear end off last night, so drat perfect.

It made me laugh too...and almost made up for his rumoured appearance being untrue.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

apparently they were all in the area, but it was for indy bookings.

EDIT: "they" being Shelton, Carlito and Masters, I mean

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Cardboard Box posted:

apparently they were all in the area, but it was for indy bookings.

EDIT: "they" being Shelton, Carlito and Masters, I mean

If I was Vince McMahon I would definitely slip a few c-bills to local indy feds to pay ex-WWE guys to come to town the weekend of things like the Rumble. The internet tears are well worth the investment.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Memento1979 posted:

If I was Vince McMahon I would definitely slip a few c-bills to local indy feds to pay ex-WWE guys to come to town the weekend of things like the Rumble. The internet tears are well worth the investment.

Best would have been if they said Colt Cabana was in town.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Best would have been if they said Colt Cabana was in town.

Oh god Bryan Alvarez was making a big deal on Twitter about the Colt Cabana signs not being confiscated, that was bad enough.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

The ONE person who makes Dixie look competent and a credit to wrestling.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Dare I say that I've officially seen everything in this business now?

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
Look what you did, Big Show, you made him go all sweary, and he was having such a great time with those telemundo guys too. He must have had a sudden 'nam flashback.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Well I know what is going in the TNA thread in a couple of days.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

I'm pretty sure Ian Rotten has made that exact tweet several times

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm hoping, with nothing between them, that Ian follows that with "@TNADixie P.S. are you guys hiring I am good at hardcore matches"

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Big E continues to own Twitter.

@BigELangston posted:

I've glanced at several twitter accounts & now realize I've been doing it all wrong. I haven't given you the info you so desperately crave.

You can expect more intimate/personal tweets like this: Left arm itches. Not sure if I'll use my right index or right middle finger.

It's cold in this room, but I like it cold. If it was hot, I would not like it.

All of that intimate sharing was exhausting. The people who share their food intake and moods with us daily...they are the true heroes.

njsykora fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Jan 30, 2013

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010
Big E is pretty awesome and I read all his tweets in his Richard Pryor white guy voice.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I don't think I've ever gone from indifferent to totally behind someone as quickly as I have with Big E. Dude loving owns.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary
This is neither a wrestler nor a wrestling fan, but a couple of people on my Twitter feed were discussing how awesome they thought "Claudio and Hero" were. I was about to jump in saying I agreed and I hoped they got to team again some day, only to realise just before I hit the button that they were talking about characters from Much Ado About Nothing and not the Kings of Wrestling

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Big E on twitter is just the best thing :allears:

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

So I mean is Big E a decent wrestler? He's got charisma out the wazoo.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Little Mac posted:

So I mean is Big E a decent wrestler because he's got charisma out the wazoo.

He's pretty good for a hoss, and his finisher was insanely over with the Full Sail crowd on NXT.

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

This is neither a wrestler nor a wrestling fan, but a couple of people on my Twitter feed were discussing how awesome they thought "Claudio and Hero" were. I was about to jump in saying I agreed and I hoped they got to team again some day, only to realise just before I hit the button that they were talking about characters from Much Ado About Nothing and not the Kings of Wrestling

You should have done it anyways.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Little Mac posted:

So I mean is Big E a decent wrestler? He's got charisma out the wazoo.
He's super over in NXT because of his gimmick, which is quite possibly someone that has OCD and is obsessed with the number 5. He's great for a man his size and the amount of body builders we've gotten that have no charisma and can't wrestle. He could be as impressive as Brock Lesner if he wanted to. (As far as being a huge muscle guy goes)

I didn't know he was funny though, until Twitter. His Royal Rumble interview really caught me by surprise and I watch NXT

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jan 30, 2013

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

This is neither a wrestler nor a wrestling fan, but a couple of people on my Twitter feed were discussing how awesome they thought "Claudio and Hero" were. I was about to jump in saying I agreed and I hoped they got to team again some day, only to realise just before I hit the button that they were talking about characters from Much Ado About Nothing and not the Kings of Wrestling

But they're the least interesting characters in the play!

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sexy_trash
Jul 4, 2008

WH2K IS JERICHO



@WWEAJLee posted:

Trying something a little different with my makeup. It might be a bit much.


She has been hilarious on Twitter the past little while. Actually, she's been funny or ever, but this made LOL this morning.

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