marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Covid-19 is gonna have so many cartoons its probally better to make more than one catagory:

Worst overall Covid-19 cartoon
Worst Covid-19 cartoon (Outdoors theme)
Worst Covid-19 cartoon (Isolation theme)
Most crazy Non-Garrison Covid-19 conspiracy themed cartoon
Most Willfully Dense Lockdown Response Cartoon

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Covid-19 is gonna have so many cartoons its probally better to make more than one catagory:

Worst overall Covid-19 cartoon
Worst Covid-19 cartoon (Outdoors theme)
Worst Covid-19 cartoon (Isolation theme)
Most crazy Non-Garrison Covid-19 conspiracy themed cartoon
Most Willfully Dense Lockdown Response Cartoon

Cloud Potato posted:

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Pilchenstein posted:

It's just so loving jarring to me that you could be as massive a oval office as Mike Lester but still baulk at using the word "hell"

Samurai Sanders posted:

The belief that you can say terrible things about people all day but you're still a good person as long as you don't use specific words, that seems perfect for the conservative worldview.

Pleasant Friend posted:

Strange how they desperately want to say the N-word then

Pleasant Friend posted:

Strange how they desperately want to say the N-word then

Samurai Sanders posted:

I've heard kind of the opposite, that they feel as long as they can encode that one word as something else, at least in public, they're not racist.

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the_steve posted:

So, the "I'm not touching you" defense?

NRVNQSR posted:

I'm not sure there's any point; it's doubtful whether there are going to be enough cartoons this year not about Covid to fill a category. The "2020's worst cartoon about Covid" category is just "2020's worst cartoon".

Darthemed posted:

Does anyone have the Mallard Fillmore where he's responding to Michelle Obama's praise for the Black Panther film (I think) with something like 'I guess she forgot about Spawn, Steel, and The Meteor Man!'?

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Ragnar34 posted:

No but like, how am I supposed to hate the liberal when they're wandering around shouting badass things like this?

Ted Rall posted:

How can a party that calls itself “democratic” cancel its own primaries?

Tags: absentee ballots, Bernie Sanders, cancellation, coronavirus, COVID-19, Joe Biden, New York primary, voter suppression

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Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I can't quite articulate why, but Ted Rall's speech bubbles are just so loving awful. None of these people talk like humans.

Somfin posted:

The Four Horsemen Awards for Covid-19

Conquest- Openly encouraging sickness
Death- Quibbling about death counts, fatalism
War- Trying to find blame, saber-rattling at China
Famine- Mocking the lockdown or shortages

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The corona virus gave many of the so-called leaders in this country an opportunity to reveal their true selves. Many may have suspected before, but now all doubt has been removed: They’re vicious tyrants.

Across the country, many mayors, governors, and congressional leaders have demonstrated just what control freaks they really are. Gavin Newsom, head tyrant of California, has closed all beaches. No, you can’t enjoy the waves, salt air, and sunlight—all virus destroyers—because he said so. He’s going to tell all Californians what they can and cannot do. Shut up and obey!

Michigan’s governor Gretchen Whitmer is a real piece of work. She denounced those who protested the lockdown as ‘racist.’ She made sure every Walmart store taped off their gardening sections because she considers them ’non essential.’ She gets to decide what you can and cannot buy.

New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio is having a field day. He wants his city locked down until at least July. Probably after July 4th so Americans can’t get together and celebrate Independence Day. The mayor crossed the line by threatening Jews who were holding prayer meetings and funerals. He instructed the police to ‘round them up!’

Many sheriffs and policeman have been behaving disgracefully. I saw a video in which the local sheriff and his deputy threatened a mother because her child went next door to play with a neighbor child. Oh no, can’t have that kind of freedom! The sheriff could have ignored it enforcing such an unconstitutional directive, but no…they love arresting, fining, and yelling at the sheeple. They are in tyrant heaven.

The worst tyrant of them all is the sociopath Bill Gates. His 100 billion dollar fortune has enabled him to greatly influence the medical field in a global manner, even though Bill is not trained in medicine. He doesn’t have a medical degree or even a college degree. He does have experience in dirty dealing. He was a ruthless businessman who shafted other programmers as he cobbled together a buggy and virus-riddled windows operating system. Now that squeaky-voiced geek…that nerd…that unelected ‘authority’ … that TYRANT…wants to control us all through a vile vaccine with built-in tracking technology. If you don’t take his shot, you won’t be able to travel or work. We must not let Kill Bill have his way.

A horrific and dystopian future awaits us all if we don’t start pushing back against the tyrants. We don’t need their permission to be human beings.

—Ben Garrison

UPDATE: WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING OUR OPERATIONS TO A NEW RENTAL- PLEASE PARDON THE DELAYS WITH ORDERS AND RESPONSES- WE HOPE TO BE BACK SOON!