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Bhodi: Dec 9, 2007; Oh, it's just a cat.; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/1100752107907489792

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:33

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:27

Babies Getting Rabies: Apr 21, 2007; Sugartime Jones

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lomarf just in case u read the goon bathroom saga with him chopping out the support beams under the tub etc and wondered how things panned out

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3819901&perpage=40&pagenumber=168#post492921243

bring back old gbs posted:

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:37

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

jesus WEP posted:

min is

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1100559059906744320?s=20

she's super-cool :allears:

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:37

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

looooooool

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

wtf is going on wiht the lighting in those bathroom pics. did that goon run the images through some stupid app filter or something?

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:41

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

President Beep posted:

wtf is going on wiht the lighting in those bathroom pics. did that goon run the images through some stupid app filter or something?

that is a pretty huge bathtub and shower -- i would love that bathroom

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:43

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

open lightroom -> all sliders to the right

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:44

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

wtf is going on wiht the lighting in those bathroom pics. did that goon run the images through some stupid app filter or something?

not hard to imagjne beatmasterj also going buck wild on the clarity and hdr sliders

there�s basically no shadows anywhere

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:45

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

President Beep posted:

wtf is going on wiht the lighting in those bathroom pics. did that goon run the images through some stupid app filter or something?

he used hdr, they talk about it in the thread lmao

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

open lightroom -> all sliders to the right

pretty much e:f,b

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:45

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus that clock with the yuge 10 and 5.

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jesus WEP posted:

open lightroom -> all sliders to the right

pro strat: sliders to the right, save and reopen, sliders to the right again. :getin:

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

the thought of someone editing their bathroom snapshots in lightroom for posting them on the somethingawful.com forums makes me lol for some reason.

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:49

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

the thought of someone editing their bathroom snapshots in lightroom for posting them on the somethingawful.com forums makes me lol for some reason.

edit yourself out of your mirror!!

# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:51

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

Bhodi posted:

https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/1100752107907489792

https://twitter.com/funder/status/1100745973465264128

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:02

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Knee Deep in the Joists

⭐️

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:04

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Uptime Sinclair posted:

the first big corncobbing was that he copped to cutting the tops off the engineered wood i-beams that were the floor joists, removing most of their support by sheer physics alone, but refused to acknowledge this was a huge fuckup that could have been prevented by an engineer with a gun

also hired some shady contractor to 'fix' it improperly

prefect posted:

my favorite:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/822504053057929218

my fave too

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:07

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://twitter.com/funder/status/1100745973465264128

i want to believe

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:08

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

also hired some shady contractor to 'fix' it improperly

oh yeah that�s right

�don�t worry guys I fixed it�
did you have the entire beam replaced
�no i got a guy and he says it�s good now, just sistered some stuff on it i guess�
no

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:10

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Uptime Sinclair posted:

oh yeah that�s right

�don�t worry guys I fixed it�
did you have the entire beam replaced
�no i got a guy and he says it�s good now, just sistered some stuff on it i guess�
no

yeah i recall he brought a couple guys in and they were :stonklol:

and one of his last posts were alluding to some shady patchup job

his house will never ever pass inspection

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:13

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

i had some joist fun of my own recently, we had a leak from the bath waste that stayed undetected for years and it left a joist under the tub so rotten the builder was able to push a screwdriver clean through it with barely any effort

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

yeah i recall he brought a couple guys in and they were and one of his last posts were alluding to some shady patchup job

his house will never ever pass inspection

if he was able to cover his fuckery up then no one will probably ever know

e: until the floor collapses, that is.

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:18

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

i had some joist fun of my own recently, we had a leak from the bath waste that stayed undetected for years and it left a joist under the tub so rotten the builder was able to push a screwdriver clean through it with barely any effort

bad case of moist joist imo

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:21

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

if he was able to cover his fuckery up then no one will probably ever know

e: until the floor collapses, that is.

in many jurisdictions this is a fun way to figure out what the absolute statute of limitations for concealed patent defects is

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:22

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

in many jurisdictions this is a fun way to figure out what the absolute statute of limitations for concealed patent defects is

i've seen poo poo like that play out here before. oftentimes the offending party just tries to drag out litigation until the aggrieved runs out of money and goes away. builders can be very scummy.

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:25

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

i've seen poo poo like that play out here before. oftentimes the offending party just tries to drag out litigation until the aggrieved runs out of money and goes away. builders can be very scummy.

right out of the presidential playbook

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:26

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

i've seen poo poo like that play out here before. oftentimes the offending party just tries to drag out litigation until the aggrieved runs out of money and goes away. builders can be very scummy.

it's super effective!

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:26

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

i read back through his posts and my favourite was him condescendingly explaining how he needed a sunken tub and the laws of physics mean actually you need to remove some of the ground to make that happen*

*ignoring the extremely common method of just making the surrounding floor higher with a step or whatever

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

it's super effective!

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:26

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

the trump administration has done untold damage to millions of people, but on the other hand ive got some big lols out of trump jr being literally the stupidest man on the planet, so it all evens out

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:29

Graff: May 10, 2012

test

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:43

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

hello graff long time no see

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:43

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

so many jirafs

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:51

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

graph posted:

his house will never ever pass inspection

laffo

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:51

Graff: May 10, 2012

jesus WEP posted:

hello graff long time no see

# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)