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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

hello yes the focus continues to be A Good Car

Except for the transmission

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





MA-Horus posted:

I humbly present the RX-8 and the RENESIS engine which is bad.




In classic car news, my GF's dad (who already has a McLaren 650S, a Tesla P90D, a Alfa Romeo Spyder from the early 90s, a Porsche "beater" and a Mini Cooper S "lovely Beater") has added a new vehicle to the collection.

A MOTHERFUCKING JAGUAR E-TYPE

You should marry her and kill her dad.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Two Finger posted:

You should marry her dad.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Syrian Lannister posted:

Except for the transmission

which was covered under a recall/warranty

still one of the better cars I've owned

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

my penis is going either in or on that e-type

I'll decide in the moment.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

hello yes the focus continues to be A Good Car

If I was going to buy a FWD car the Focus or the Fusion would be my go-to. They're surprisingly great

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

which was covered under a recall/warranty

still one of the better cars I've owned

Not denying it. I like mine too

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

MA-Horus posted:

my penis is going either in or on that e-type

I'll decide in the moment.

you should totally be nailing his daughter on the hood of that e-type

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MA-Horus posted:

I humbly present the RX-8 and the RENESIS engine which is bad.




In classic car news, my GF's dad (who already has a McLaren 650S, a Tesla P90D, a Alfa Romeo Spyder from the early 90s, a Porsche "beater" and a Mini Cooper S "lovely Beater") has added a new vehicle to the collection.

A MOTHERFUCKING JAGUAR E-TYPE

Okay one I'm super jealous about the E-type because holy poo poo

Also yeah, the Renesis is a bad™ motor, but "has dorito" isn't my sole qualification for ownership, just one of them. I also won't buy anything rotary with 4 doors unless it's a wagon :colbert:

But then again I'm a giant manchild that lusts solely after '70s Mazdas and my rich man dream garage just has a shitload of motorcycles along with an RX-2, RX-3, RX-4 (already bought this one :getin: ), and a REPU.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

MA-Horus posted:

I humbly present the RX-8 and the RENESIS engine which is bad.




In classic car news, my GF's dad (who already has a McLaren 650S, a Tesla P90D, a Alfa Romeo Spyder from the early 90s, a Porsche "beater" and a Mini Cooper S "lovely Beater") has added a new vehicle to the collection.

A MOTHERFUCKING JAGUAR E-TYPE

What year and how many cylinders? The V12s are massive whores to work on and own but my god the I6 E-types are amazing cars. I miss working in an old Jaguar shop so bad.

Also,

Proud Christian Mom posted:

you should totally be nailing his daughter on the hood of that e-type

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Terrible Robot posted:

What year and how many cylinders? The V12s are massive whores to work on and own but my god the I6 E-types are amazing cars. I miss working in an old Jaguar shop so bad.
Someone who owns a McLaren, a Tesla, a Porsche, and a classic Jag probably isn't going to be DIYing anything.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I just wanna buy a volvo amazon and drop a SBC or LSx in it, but money

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Mad Dragon posted:

Someone who owns a McLaren, a Tesla, a Porsche, and a classic Jag probably isn't going to be DIYing anything.

Probably not, but I imagine they'd also prefer to actually drive their classic Jag rather than stare at it through the windows of their mechanic's shop.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

TBeats posted:

pretty much everything that's not a subaru is garbage in gip's eyes
Well, it is true, sooo...

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Well, it is true, sooo...

*breaks own hand trying to change spark plugs*

*drives on donut for more than 30 miles and ruins viscous coupler*

*Watches water temp needle max out around 100,000 miles*

"Ah yes, the finest automobiles ever made."

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Professor Bling posted:

Motorcycles: cool and good

Mazdas: some are cool and good but no dorito not for me-o

Other modern cars: melted candy bar lookin' rear end smdftb

Old cars: cool and good

Old cars: I'm working on the power windows of my old car, and they're a joy to work on. My hands fit inside the door to reach the channels and the motors themselves are 100% user serviceable. The frames for the brushes even have notches to catch the brush springs for reassembly so you can put the shaft back in without tears. And every single part is metal.

MA-Horus posted:


In classic car news, my GF's dad (who already has a McLaren 650S, a Tesla P90D, a Alfa Romeo Spyder from the early 90s, a Porsche "beater" and a Mini Cooper S "lovely Beater") has added a new vehicle to the collection.

A MOTHERFUCKING JAGUAR E-TYPE
I'd take pesticide20's place for a chance to play in that stable.

Professor Bling posted:

Okay one I'm super jealous about the E-type because holy poo poo

Also yeah, the Renesis is a bad™ motor, but "has dorito" isn't my sole qualification for ownership, just one of them. I also won't buy anything rotary with 4 doors unless it's a wagon :colbert:

But then again I'm a giant manchild that lusts solely after '70s Mazdas and my rich man dream garage just has a shitload of motorcycles along with an RX-2, RX-3, RX-4 (already bought this one :getin: ), and a REPU.


UUUUNNNGGGG.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Getting paid to go to college and work out and also shoot guns ftw :staredog:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Slim Pickens posted:

*breaks own hand trying to change spark plugs*

*drives on donut for more than 30 miles and ruins viscous coupler*

*Watches water temp needle max out around 100,000 miles*

"Ah yes, the finest automobiles ever made."

Subarus come with full size spares. They might be narrow, but the height matches.

By 100k miles, you should already have changed the coolant once. And thermostats are cheap. Also, that poo poo happens regardless of manufacturer.

You should be replacing spark plugs through the wheel well, not fighting from the top. This is kinda common.

Also, they switched from timing belts to chains a few years back. Now the only reason to go digging around deep under a subaru hood is the occasional head gasket.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

joat mon posted:

Old cars: I'm working on the power windows of my old car, and they're a joy to work on. My hands fit inside the door to reach the channels and the motors themselves are 100% user serviceable. The frames for the brushes even have notches to catch the brush springs for reassembly so you can put the shaft back in without tears. And every single part is metal.



UUUUNNNGGGG.

That's actually the previous generation Luce, rather than the RX-4 sold in America in the '70s. This is mine:



And holy poo poo, is it ever easy to work on. Everything in the interior is either metal or that super awesome '70s plastic that's tough as poo poo, and everything's put in easy to reach places; the oil filter is mounted vertically on top of the engine so oil changes are the easiest thing imaginable. Plus, those round chrome accents on the C pillar are actually exhaust for the blow-through ventilation system.

The best thing about old cars? Interior color options.
Interior colors that aren't gray, black, or tan are seriously the poo poo.

My Mazda's is two-tone sage and forest green :kimchi:

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Naked Bear posted:

Well, it is true, sooo...

Not gonna lie, when my Accord was sucking my wallet dry for a month straight in shop time I was looking pretty heavily at the Toyota 86. A friendly-looking Toyota cover on top of a dirty Subaru machine :getin:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Slim Pickens posted:

*breaks own hand trying to change spark plugs*

*drives on donut for more than 30 miles and ruins viscous coupler*

*Watches water temp needle max out around 100,000 miles*

"Ah yes, the finest automobiles ever made."
These seem an awful lot more like end user problems rather than faults of the manufacturer.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i think all that piss has addled your brain

New thread title pls

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Naked Bear posted:

Well, it is true, sooo...

Suck my 25 year old Nissan from the back

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Two Finger posted:

Suck my 25 year old Nissan from the back
It took you that long to pay off $40k?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Professor Bling posted:

Old cars: cool and good

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Someone on Facebook told me that there is nothing midsized about the chevy Colorado.

Except the fact that its refered as a midsize truck everywhere🤔🤔🤔

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
:headscratch:

It's smaller then the silverado.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Papa Butts instilled a large hatred for GM and Chrysler in me, especially after the bailout. That happened right after my parents lost their house in the mortgage crash.

idk if i can ever buy another one again

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Everything I know about the Colorado

https://youtu.be/__tzPkZywdE

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Pesticide20 posted:

Everything I know about the Colorado

https://youtu.be/__tzPkZywdE

This speaks to me in a deep level

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Pesticide20 posted:

Everything I know about the Colorado

https://youtu.be/__tzPkZywdE

I'm watching the Camarow one now these are funny

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Woo road trip to coeur delane, Idaho tomorrow!
So excited!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Anytime I see any mention of horses on a profile I furiously swipe left. Thanks, GIP!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
No horse girls 2017

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

LingcodKilla posted:

Woo road trip to coeur delane, Idaho tomorrow!
So excited!

Say hi to HCT for me.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o posted:

Say hi to HCT for me.

press 420 to pay respects

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mike-o posted:

Say hi to HCT for me.

I'd buy him a beer f'sure.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Subarus come with full size spares. They might be narrow, but the height matches.

By 100k miles, you should already have changed the coolant once. And thermostats are cheap. Also, that poo poo happens regardless of manufacturer.

You should be replacing spark plugs through the wheel well, not fighting from the top. This is kinda common.

Also, they switched from timing belts to chains a few years back. Now the only reason to go digging around deep under a subaru hood is the occasional head gasket.

The water temp maxes out because your head gasket blew in this scenario. I had a 99 with a 2.5 though

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Is it in more recent model years that people can't get to the spark plugs? It's a little awkward, but they're quite accessible the normal way in the last two I've had, but those were both '02 Imprezas (2.5TS and WRX).

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Naked Bear posted:

No horse girls 2017

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