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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Putin’s Victory Day celebrations – Nuclear missiles were paraded through the Red Square as part of the pomp and ceremony, while Putin’s bloody war in Ukraine rages on"

Telegraph:

Putin's speech decoded: The address was utterly empty of new ideas – but that was not the point

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Queen to miss state opening of parliament with ‘episodic mobility problems’

Evening Standard:

Keir Starmer vows to resign as Labour leader if fined for ‘beergate’; Andy Warhol’s Shot Sage Blue Marilyn sells for record £158 million at auction

David Squires:

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


I was bracing for a transphobic joke but no just an event mash-up.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the questioning of Keir Starmer over ‘Beergate’ gathering – The Labour leader has said he would resign if issued with a fixed-penalty notice in relation to event in Durham last year"

Telegraph:


Matt:

In pictures: The glorious pomp and ceremony of the Queen’s Speech and State Opening of Parliament

Independent:

Queen’s Speech: Why does the crown have its own car?

Times:


Evening Standard:

Michael Gove rules out Emergency Budget despite cost-of-living crisis

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen’s speech – Boris Johnson has been accused of being ‘bereft of ideas’ after a speech that made little mention of the cost of living crisis"

Telegraph:

Street votes on England planning rules ‘will not increase affordable housing’

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

GDP: UK economy shrank 0.1% in March

:yayclod: I'm dogsitting from tomorrow - service might be disrupted for a few weeks.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Cloud Potato posted:

:yayclod: I'm dogsitting from tomorrow - service might be disrupted for a few weeks.

Please post dog pics, tia

If you need the dog pics to be on topic, simply label said dog "ECONOMY" or "THE LOOMING SPECTRE OF ANARCHO-SYNDICALISM IN THE MIDLANDS" and then try to get your £650'000

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


how long did this man spend carefully detailing the anus, do you think

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Well there's nothing else there but the grass and barrel. :dadjoke:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Please post dog pics, tia

Jasper:


OK, got the forums working on this computer, we might still be in business.

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s security assurance to Sweden and Finland – The PM has pledged military support if needed to defend the two countries as they consider joining Nato"

Telegraph:

Split between Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak emerging over tax on energy firms' excess profits

Matt:

Wagatha Christie trial: Coleen Rooney turned sleuth after details about reconciliation with Wayne were leaked

Independent:


Times:

Russia warns of ‘military-technical’ response if Finland joins Nato

Evening Standard:

Jacob Rees-Mogg defends plan to cut 90,000 civil servant jobs; Massive black hole at heart of Milky Way seen for first time

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A very good dog :3

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3



It kind of looks like the driver of the tractor is propaganda version of Putin.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson: what’s left in the Tories’ box of tricks? – Blaming food poverty on a lack of cooking skills, a Queen’s speech ignoring the cost of living and more accusations of lockdown breaches … just another week in the Tory playground"

Telegraph:

Covid jobs first to be axed in Civil Service ‘purge’ as unions threaten national strike

Matt:


Independent:

DUP leader says he is sending ‘clear message’ to Government and EU over protocol; After Alexander Kircher

The i paper:

Lemon trifle is crowned Platinum Pudding for Queen’s Jubilee celebrations

Times:


Stephen Collins:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
gently caress off, Matt.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The emperor Johnson’s new clothes – Behold our prime minister, clad in fine raiment…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Protocol ‘means Northern Ireland will miss out on extra Covid support’

Matt:

Passport ‘chaos’ leaves people hanging on the phone for nine hours

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings: the harp and the lyre – Boris Johnson is due to travel to Belfast on Monday amid the escalating crisis over the Northern Ireland protocol"

Telegraph:

Ukraine favourites and Russia banned, Eurovision 2022 gets political again

Independent:

Eurovision: Sam Ryder speaks out after ‘destroying stigma’ as UK finishes in second place

Times:

Eurovision 2022 won by Ukraine’s Kalush Orchestra (Moldova was my fave.)

Evening Standard:

Super blood Moon: First lunar eclipse of 2022 seen around the world

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Queen’s platinum jubilee – After 70 years, has Queen Elizabeth had enough of British politics?"

Telegraph:

Roll up your sleeves and let's fix the Northern Ireland Protocol together, Boris Johnson urges DUP; 'Mounting tensions' could see EU shelve Russia oil embargo

Matt:

Margaret Thatcher statue egged by arts centre boss hours after being installed

Independent:

Britons struggling with cost of living should get a ‘better job’, says minister (Front of tandem: Norman Tebbit)

Times:


Evening Standard:

Jake Daniels: Blackpool forward becomes first active male footballer to come out as gay in over 30 years

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the US anti-abortion movement – The hypocrisy of claiming to support the ‘right to life’ while toting a gun"

Telegraph:

Bank of England warns of 'apocalyptic' global food shortage

Matt:

Perseverance: Nasa rover begins key drive to find life on Mars

Independent:

Truss insists move to scrap parts of post-Brexit deal cannot be delayed

Times:


Evening Standard:

Soaring 9% inflation increases pressure on Sunak to act on cost-of-living crunch

Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on rising inflation – Labour will force a vote on an emergency budget to help with the cost-of-living crisis after inflation soared to 9% in April and economists warned of a recession"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak faces Tory mutiny over tax cuts as Cabinet colleagues call for action

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s approach to cost of living crisis — Rishi Sunak has vowed to cut taxes for business in his autumn budget, as the Treasury continues to weigh up interventions to tackle the cost of living"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Fury among Downing Street staff as Johnson escapes further Partygate fines

Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Partygate and No 10 restructuring – Boris Johnson has shaken up his No 10 operation in response to criticism of its oversight in the interim Sue Gray report"

Telegraph:

World has just ten weeks' worth of wheat left after Ukraine war

Matt:

Monkeypox outbreak linked to superspreader event at adult sauna

Independent:

After Luis Melendez.

The i paper:


Times:

Rishi Sunak becomes first frontline politician to join The Sunday Times Rich List

Stephen Collins:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Saw some random fuckwit on twitter posting this and I guess bob is keeping busy lol

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Pilchenstein posted:

Saw some random fuckwit on twitter posting this and I guess bob is keeping busy lol


A bit of digging reveals he’s now being funded by “the democracy fund”, a Canadian antivaxx group:

https://www.thedemocracyfund.ca
https://www.thedemocracyfund.ca/bob_moran_gallery

(Note there are several unrelated groups with the same name)

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Pilchenstein posted:

Saw some random fuckwit on twitter posting this and I guess bob is keeping busy lol


Oh, we can't possibly just post one unhinged Bob cartoon! Why he's not been posted for a while, let's see what he's been up to since getting canned for being too poo poo for the Telegraph.

Mostly he's been very mad about anyone claiming covid still exists and we might want to do anything at all about it:
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yes that's jacinda adrern
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honestly i'm not even sure what this means exactly. i am not aware of any health workers giving children cigarettes

:nws: for naked people: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRgVxXeXMAEqekH?format=jpg&name=large :nws:
:nws: for tiny naked people but linked just to be safe: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOeKV3yWYAk1NaE?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 :nws:

Partygate is bad, but only because it shows Boris was wrong about rules being neccesary for anyone ever:
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Also sometimes posts some generic rear end happy family bullshit which is probably still about covid:
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He's also Very Concerned about the war in Ukraine:
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out of context of his other cartoons, this would seem reasonable, but...
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he has repeatedly posted a zoom-in of the bit where Zelensky wears the lady clothes, he is very proud of that incisive gag

But he's mostly concerned about Ukraine because it distracts from the very real evil covid conspiracy:
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I didn't know who this was but the batshit replies inform me it's Klaus Schwab, who wrote "The Great Reset"

He's weighed in on the trucker convoy:
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He has turned against Elon Musk though, because he once tweeted nice things about the vaccine:
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He's just generally mad about everything.
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:nws: (visible bollocks also you can see some testicles): https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOE4S-KXoAMGh9g?format=jpg&name=4096x4096 :nws:

Also as a bonus, have a cartoon that was somehow too transphobic for the Telegraph:
https://twitter.com/bobscartoons/status/1506733936071909378

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I knew he'd been broken mentally by COVID but holy poo poo my man has been taken over by the spirit of David Dees.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well, that should stop any major publication ever hiring him again. So... good work?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Discendo Vox posted:

A bit of digging reveals he’s now being funded by “the democracy fund”
I appreciate you looking this up but I'm also going to imagine the "bit of digging" you mention was turning the image I posted sideways and reading it :v:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Pilchenstein posted:

I appreciate you looking this up but I'm also going to imagine the "bit of digging" you mention was turning the image I posted sideways and reading it :v:

tbf I was phoneposting from bed after waking up and immediately opening the politoons thread, as is my wont. (also at first I thought it was Omidyar's democracy fund, which confused the hell out of me).

The parallel with current russian state media lines makes me interested in how that canadian group is funded (and what canada's laws are on foreign agents)

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 17:11 on May 21, 2022

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
lol, I stopped reading the main politoons thread in part because I was tired of having the same old "all criticism of the glorious united states is russian propaganda" argument over and over, so by all means start that poo poo in here too

I'll get us started - that Bob toon with Biden on a pile corpses is peak "the worst person you know just made a great point" :v:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Pilchenstein posted:

I appreciate you looking this up but I'm also going to imagine the "bit of digging" you mention was turning the image I posted sideways and reading it :v:

i also managed to miss that most of the cartoons I got from digging through Bob's twitter were very easily available from the second link Discendo posted, so everyone's been a brilliant master of research today

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Blob Moron.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
A bit more digging identifies (as others have before me) that the Democracy Fund is a front organization for Rebel News, which they appear to have initially set up to offset the costs of and raise money off of their efforts to undermine covid restrictions. And yep, Rebel News cross-pollinates its writers with Sputnik, which remediates their articles.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson, dancing queen – The prime minister celebrates the end of the Met police investigation into Partygate"

Sunday Telegraph:

Prove No 10 was ‘like Ibiza on a Saturday night’, Boris Johnson tells Sue Gray

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
gently caress off Mac

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on the looming Sue Gray report – Could the party finally be over for Boris Johnson when the long-awaited report is published?"

Telegraph:

Chelsea Flower Show 2022: when it starts, how to buy tickets and the best day to go

Times:

Meeting between Boris Johnson and Sue Gray was instigated by No 10

Evening Standard:

Cabinet Secretary blocked from giving evidence on partygate to committee

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Partygate and the cost of living crisis – Boris Johnson fears for his position as PM while people on the sharp end of rising food and energy prices worry about how to survive at all"

Telegraph:

Windfall tax could help pay for the poorest five million to get an increase in benefits

Matt:


Independent:

Partygate: Boris Johnson ‘suggested Sue Gray shouldn’t publish report’ at secret meeting

Times:

Chelsea Flower Show 2022 in pictures

Evening Standard:

Elizabeth line: ‘Historic’ day for London as Crossrail finally set to open in huge boost to capital

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Partygate – Boris Johnson is under fresh scrutiny after pictures emerged of him raising a glass of wine at a leaving do that ‘wasn’t a party’"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Texas primary school shooting leaves 21 dead, including 19 children

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Johnson’s reaction to Gray report – Can the PM really wriggle his way out now?"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak set to unveil £10bn package of support to help households with soaring energy bills

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Rishi Sunak’s cost of living package – The chancellor showers families with financial help the day after Sue Gray’s damning Partygate report"

Telegraph:

Rishi Sunak accused of 'throwing red meat to socialists' with windfall tax

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

ABBA make first public appearance together in six years ahead of Abba Voyage show in London

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak and the ship of state – Chancellor finally acts on cost of living crisis, as PM clings to wreckage"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Vilhelm Hammershoi.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson, greased piglet, escapes yet again – He’s hoping news of the windfall tax will wash away all memories of the Sue Gray report"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings’ jubilee jamboree – The UK is gearing up to celebrate Queen Elizabeth II’s 70 years on the throne with a wide variety of events"

Telegraph:

Full list of Tories who have called for Boris Johnson to resign

Independent:


Times:

After 20 years, crown mark is restored to pint glasses

Evening Standard:

"The Standard View: Amid calls to cede territory, the West must not reward Vladimir Putin’s aggression"

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