TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Wait is KY really blue

e: balls, edward

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 09:02

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

Serf posted:

i am undone

Dude it's had me so bummed the past few weeks. Honestly we probably should've seen it coming, Pottsville PA is pretty deep in the heart of Pennsyltucky

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

What is psu up to

As a matter of principle, PSU never reports if they're under 18.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

oh lol duh, I was so caught up with thinking about the house races here that I overestimated how much one country matters WHELP

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/796139315839598593

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Please keep Trump away from any windows or balconies.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Serf: May 5, 2011

nachos posted:

White voters down in Georgia and Virginia. College up +7% in GA

BLUE GEORGIA

DO IT MOTHERFUCKERS

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

that better be the 1.75 L of bulleit

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

This real-estate millionaire took a photo of his face every day for 2 year!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Adar: Jul 27, 2001

Schnorkles posted:

yeah, HRC running ahead of Obama just about everywhere right now, even in the mythical rurals where she's supposed to be getting creamed.

not sure about that

it's certainly looking like >2008 in Florida right now

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

i literally cannot keep up with this thread, so i just said gently caress it and i'm just posting to say i decided to drink some milk

with kahlua and vodka

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

you have less than 5 minutes to still dream of jeb538.png

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Epic High Five posted:

Am I reading this right? Surprise Senate pickup for Dems *AND* Rand Paul is out of our lives forever?

I'm sure the Republican heartlands will come out for Rand and that won't really be a contest, but Hillary being +8 over 2012 Obama in a highly populated white urban county like Fayette (Lexington) looks big to me.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Schnorkles posted:

12. She's probably on pace to slightly behind 08.

i'd be cool w/ this

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

edit

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/796138388327985152

I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:56

Themagicalgoat: Oct 5, 2016

Soul Glo posted:

Wait is KY really blue

No. These people are drunk and the thread's moving too fast. One county went more blue than people expected though.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Vertical Lime posted:

you want pa news

https://twitter.com/lauraolson/status/796138213740072960

I guess he figured he might as well go down with the ship.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

team overhead smash posted:

It is actualyl a very complicated situation that I would be happy to discuss in depth when I am not looking at the chances of a giant orange manbaby becoming president of the USA (I always try to put USA rather than America because America is a collection of continents and not a country and up yours if you think you get yo call yourself America when loads of other coutnries are part of America).

hahahahaha

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Flowers For Algeria posted:

PRUSSIAN BLUE
uh

Blue CHRISTMAS ya douchebags!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

Anyone have photos of Clinton's afterparty venue and Trumps? I just saw them on CNN and they are DISPERATE!

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

I've only got one beer left

I'm saving for when the wings are done in 10 mins.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

StateOwned: Dec 30, 2005; this lane closed

Vertical Lime posted:

you want pa news

https://twitter.com/lauraolson/status/796138213740072960

gently caress YOU TOOMEY YOU PEICE OF poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Mr. Pumroy posted:

New Vegas 2 looking promising

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

Alec Bald Snatch: Sep 12, 2012; by exmarx

Serf posted:

if there are sea otters why are there no land otters

makes you think

if sea otters why not then sea bears outside of spongebob

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Corny posted:

ABC has her winning college educated white women by 32 loving POINTS HOLY poo poo

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

386-SX 25Mhz VGA: Jan 14, 2003; (C) American Megatrends Inc.,

I don't watch any TV news normally, what the gently caress CATHEDER commercials? How old is TV news' audience??

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Talky: Mar 26, 2010

There is a discord chat for this poo poo!!!!!

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

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# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

isk: Oct 3, 2007; You don't want me owing you

Mayor Dave posted:

i literally cannot keep up with this thread, so i just said gently caress it and i'm just posting to say i decided to drink some milk

with kahlua and vodka

this avatar works so well

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Schnorkles posted:

yeah, HRC running ahead of Obama just about everywhere right now, even in the mythical rurals where she's supposed to be getting creamed.

My wife's been on an intense obsessive ancestry.com thing for like a year or so and went to visit rural Kentucky to meet random semi-distant relatives this summer. She was pretty surprised at how many committed Hillary people she met.

One of my kids went to (lurks here) and supposedly sang the Deliverance banjo song every time they drove past something evocative, which was like every couple hundred yards apparently.

[edit] if you have any ancestors from Barron or Smith County KY you're almost certainly my relative (by marriage).

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

StateOwned posted:

dort is loving fantastic

Haven't had it yet but the Eliot Ness and the porter have proven delicious.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

Soul Glo posted:

Wait is KY really blue

e: balls, edward

Lol, no.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:58

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Epic High Five posted:

Am I reading this right? Surprise Senate pickup for Dems *AND* Rand Paul is out of our lives forever?

Unfortunately not. That's for Fayette County not the State as a whole. Fayette is the location of Lexington and is along with Louisville, the two parts of Kentucky that are reliably liberal. Lexington is also the city that Jim Gray is currently the mayor of where he is very popular so him doing well there is not a surprise. If Gray pulls off a shocker, I'll be ecstatic but as a Kentucky Dem I'd be happy with keeping the State House and honestly even that is not looking good.

# ? Nov 9, 2016 00:57