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InvisibleMonkey posted:
yeah, i told my dad I was thinking about getting a dog and his immediate response was, you wanna go?
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I dont really see how a dog is any different than a steak or bag of shrimp at the end of the day....maybe because theyre 'cute'
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poopkitty posted:Totally agree. (But my impulse kitty is okay, now. After a year of torture. And wallet draining.) kuno (family cat) was like that too, ended up being an extremely expensive free cat he's the best though Globo-Hitler III posted:if you have an animal you can't take care of, send it to me globo hitler will slaughter your pets, free of charge
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My family has always had dogs, I know how to take care of a dog, I just can't tell if I really shouldn't have taken on this responsibility right now or if this is just my natural impulse to run and hide at the slightest resistanceGlobo-Hitler III posted:if you have an animal you can't take care of, send it to me hitler you are a monster
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Apr 11, 2014 08:31
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dogs seem like a bigger responsibility than cats though. I feel like cats are fine with treating their human purely as a provider of food, but dogs need to be walked, sticks need to be thrown, and they are generally more needy. but yeah, if you're gonna be responsible for a living thing like a human baby or a puppy, best to sleep on it first
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Apr 11, 2014 08:34
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boom boom boom posted:hitler you are a monster
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Apr 11, 2014 08:35
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InvisibleMonkey posted:dogs seem like a bigger responsibility than cats though. I feel like cats are fine with treating their human purely as a provider of food, but dogs need to be walked, sticks need to be thrown, and they are generally more needy. Do not sleep on your baby. You'll get a backache.
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Apr 11, 2014 08:35
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You shouldn't eat dogs
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InvisibleMonkey posted:dogs seem like a bigger responsibility than cats though. I feel like cats are fine with treating their human purely as a provider of food, but dogs need to be walked, sticks need to be thrown, and they are generally more needy. not the primitives i mean, you walk them, but after that they're cats in dogbodies
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Apr 11, 2014 08:38
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Corn Thongs posted:You shouldn't eat dogs wikipe tama posted:indeterminate dog zones
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Fetus Tree posted:I dont really see how a dog is any different than a steak or bag of shrimp at the end of the day....maybe because theyre 'cute' cows are kind of dumb-cute. we put animals in different categories, not just based on cuteness. I bet cows aren't very good pets, they don't know how to fetch and they take up a lot of space. they are, however, delicious. poopkitty posted:Do not sleep on your baby. You'll get a backache. on the other hand, your responsibility-levels drop significantly
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Apr 11, 2014 08:38
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this dog is too young for walks and doesn't understand fetch yet
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Apr 11, 2014 08:40
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Globo-Hitler III posted:if you have an animal you can't take care of, send it to me Do you take children?
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Apr 11, 2014 08:41
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Corn Thongs posted:You shouldn't eat dogs
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Apr 11, 2014 08:41
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What kind of doge is it? How old?
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Apr 11, 2014 08:41
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Hello lady thread  Goodnight lady thread.
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Apr 11, 2014 08:42
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some animals are in both the 'delicious' & 'cute' categories, like kangaroos
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Apr 11, 2014 08:42
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BattleCake posted:Hello lady thread Cute scarf
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boom boom boom posted:this dog is too young for walks and doesn't understand fetch yet If you've reached a point in your life where your career/life is stable enough and you can give the doge plenty of time during the day then you should go for it.
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Apr 11, 2014 08:43
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InvisibleMonkey posted:some animals are in both the 'delicious' & 'cute' categories, like kangaroos Kangaroos are in the 'delicious' & 'buff' category.
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Shithouse Dave posted:What kind of doge is it? How old? chocolate lab mix. less than three months
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at no point in my post did i imply i would kill your pets, though i would if you asked me to. a knife to the jugular is a surprisingly un-upsetting way to go, though breaking their necks would be more humane because that is instant i already have a small army of (fixed) cats for vermin control but i still have a mouse problem so I would take more if they weren't weak little bitches afraid of large rats i would take another dog too if it was friendly but also badass enough to fight coyotes Isadore kills raccoons and possums and runs off strange dogs that would chase the sheep otherwise but is not up to running off coyotes, though i do not hold this against her
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Apr 11, 2014 08:49
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BattleCake posted:Hello lady thread oh my god 
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Globo-Hitler III posted:at no point in my post did i imply i would kill your pets, though i would if you asked me to. a knife to the jugular is a surprisingly un-upsetting way to go, though breaking their necks would be more humane because that is instant Them Coyotes get big.
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Apr 11, 2014 08:50
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BattleCake posted:Hello lady thread good orb
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Apr 11, 2014 08:51
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I once had to kill a goldfish because he was all bulgey and couldn't swim right anymore. turns out there is a lot of conflicting information about humane goldfish euthanasia online
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Apr 11, 2014 08:53
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I put him in a little container with baking soda mixed in the water which was supposed to deprive it of oxygen until it just lost consciousness, then we put on Beyonce's Heaven Couldn't Wait for You to set the mood but it took hella long and everyone involved became very anxious
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Apr 11, 2014 08:55
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Globo-Hitler III posted:at no point in my post did i imply i would kill your pets, though i would if you asked me to. a knife to the jugular is a surprisingly un-upsetting way to go, though breaking their necks would be more humane because that is instant I don't trust you. in three months you'll be all, awolf pack came onto the property, I didn't do anything becaue it's important to breed out the traits that let animals get eaten by wolves InvisibleMonkey posted:I once had to kill a goldfish because he was all bulgey and couldn't swim right anymore. turns out there is a lot of conflicting information about humane goldfish euthanasia online let it go in a pond
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boom boom boom posted:I don't trust you. in three months you'll be all, awolf pack came onto the property, I didn't do anything becaue it's important to breed out the traits that let animals get eaten by wolves there aren't any wolves in indiana though but yes i have a weird double standard when it comes to predators coyotes don't threaten the cattle at all, and the rams do a good job of running coyotes the gently caress off, in fact i've never lost a sheep to predation, the main danger is that a strange dog will chase a ewe until it (the ewe) dies of a heart attack i still will kill the gently caress out of any coyote i see though edit: i have a double standard because i am admittedly kind of stupid in general
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boom boom boom posted:let it go in a pond it would go into shock from the water temp and that doesn't sound like a super nice way to go. these weren't even my goldfish, they were from our former housemates. I gave them back after the tank cracked (no goldfish were harmed but it was scary) and we had to kill Gunther, too much responsibility.
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InvisibleMonkey posted:it would go into shock from the water temp and that doesn't sound like a super nice way to go. these weren't even my goldfish, they were from our former housemates. I gave them back after the tank cracked (no goldfish were harmed but it was scary) and we had to kill Gunther, too much responsibility. why didn't you just take it out of the water and hit it with a hammer? fish would not have felt a drat thing
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Apr 11, 2014 09:09
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Globo-Hitler III posted:why didn't you just take it out of the water and hit it with a hammer? I was afraid it would explode because it seemed like it had that thing where the internal organs kept growing, but the fish didn't? I was prepared to cut its little head off if the inoffensive method didn't work, buuuut my old housemate was there and I didn't want to upset him. e: let it be known that my boyfriend was shaking his head during all of this, I just wanted to give Gunther a good send-off.
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Apr 11, 2014 09:13
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I am going home now, with an armload of binders and a headache. It is Friday night and I had planned to party. It is also 2 hours after quitting time. 
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InvisibleMonkey posted:it would go into shock from the water temp and that doesn't sound like a super nice way to go. these weren't even my goldfish, they were from our former housemates. I gave them back after the tank cracked (no goldfish were harmed but it was scary) and we had to kill Gunther, too much responsibility. when my parents had a koi pond when the koi got too big we'd let them go in a pond and they did just fine,.
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poopkitty posted:I am going home now, with an armload of binders and a headache. It is Friday night and I had planned to party. It is also 2 hours after quitting time. be the change poopkitty TAKE what you WANT
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poopkitty posted:I am going home now, with an armload of binders and a headache. It is Friday night and I had planned to party. It is also 2 hours after quitting time. I bet you actually accomplished something today, though.  boom boom boom posted:when my parents had a koi pond when the koi got too big we'd let them go in a pond and they did just fine,. those are different fish and I think we live in a different climate
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