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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

more falafel please posted:

That's because whiskey improves as flavor is added through leaching poo poo out of wood, which you can't really rush. Vodka is improved by being as flavorless as humanly possible, and we've gotten a lot better at that.

The only difference between vodka and whiskey before a barrel is that the vodka is generally distilled multiple times and filtered to remove as much flavor as possible. 70-80% of the final flavor of an aged spirit comes from the barrel, and there are aged vodkas out there. The jars of "moonshine" you see at the liquor store are just how whiskey is before it gets aged.

The actual aging process of brown liquor is mysterious and still not totally known by us, which is why nobody's been able to scientifically duplicate it even through trying to analyze and copy the molecules. It's also highly dependent on external temperature and humidity, which is why scotch ages much slower and differently from bourbon aged in the hot south. The St. Augustine Distillery in Florida is the first bourbon distillery in the state and they have to do tricks with swapping between barrels of different sizes to try and balance how rapid the extraction of charred oak compounds is vs. how rapid the oxidation and climate-based factors go, to avoid making something undrinkable.

Fun experiment: put some moonshine in one of those little countertop cocktail aging barrels for 1 month. Marvel at how rapidly it becomes disgusting because you over-oaked it!

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Keeping liquor in a barrel is the easy (not easy) part. Blending a bunch of undrinkable barrels into whiskey at large scale is the art.

Never met a single cask I like, let alone would pay premium for.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Just buy Kentucky Deluxe and swill it out of the free styrofoam cup of ice they give you at the liquor store that only carries plastic bottles and gift sets stacked next to a bunch of cheating 8 liners.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

This looks perfectly cromulent to me. Do you just hate parsnips?

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Cucumber, peanut, and Taki nachos with unopened beer cans covered in hot sauce? Extremely confusing plate of food, 10/10.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Daikon?



I've seen bigger.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
big is in the name

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

bob dobbs is dead posted:

big is in the name

daikon means "big salt" :eng101:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

TheAardvark posted:

daikon means "big salt" :eng101:

Richard “Daikon” Kyanka

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

RoboRodent posted:

Daikon?



I've seen bigger.



AlbieQuirky posted:

This looks perfectly cromulent to me. Do you just hate parsnips?

It's a carrot!

I thought it would be really nasty, bitter and woody based on its size, but it was just fine, the white varietal isn't as sweet as good 'ol orange.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Brawnfire posted:

I'm tryna figure out what's a good mixer for Laphroaig

I like fever tree cola for mixing with Islay whisky. Put in a maraschino cherry and some of the juice from the jar.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



It isn't the most relevant but i can't think of a better place for it so

https://twitter.com/ramencult/status/1340816741669081090

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

steinrokkan posted:

All whisky is gross.

:mods::mods:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

TheAardvark posted:

A couple of classic American salads for you:





Is this Kraft? It has to be Kraft right




Id eat that last one in a heart beat. Hell yeah!

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

TheAardvark posted:

daikon means "big salt" :eng101:

I was SO CLOSE to taking that bait.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

TheAardvark posted:

A couple of classic American salads for you:


That overboiled egg. Dry as gently caress yolk surrounded by an ugly green sulphur layer.

Hard-boiled eggs should never be boiled. Heat them in cold water until the water just begins to boil, then take them off the heat and cover the saucepan. Leave them for about 20 mins, then peel the shell and slice using one of these:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I steam my eggs for 13 minutes. Never had a bad one.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
.

Whooping Crabs has a new favorite as of 22:44 on Dec 21, 2020

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

I steam my eggs for 13 minutes. Never had a bad one.

Same here, it rules. Then into cold water for a bit so they're easier to peel

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Elviscat posted:

It's a carrot!

I thought it would be really nasty, bitter and woody based on its size, but it was just fine, the white varietal isn't as sweet as good 'ol orange.

Impressive carrot, and also you get points for it not tasting like styrofoam at that size.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Brawnfire posted:

I steam my eggs for 13 minutes. Never had a bad one.

Just lol if you don't sous vide at exactly 62.8°C for exactly 45 minutes.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

gschmidl posted:

Just lol if you don't sous vide at exactly 62.8°C for exactly 45 minutes.

I’ve never asked Ramón how he does my eggs. Thanks for that information.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Elviscat posted:

It's a carrot!

I thought it would be really nasty, bitter and woody based on its size, but it was just fine, the white varietal isn't as sweet as good 'ol orange.

Equally I think the purple variety is nicer than the orange one. Which makes orange carrots definitely the worst thing associated with orangemen.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Purple carrots do not taste like purple they taste like carrot and I have disappointed about this since I was a small child picking heirloom carrots in my Mema's garden. They should taste like delicious candy but no. They're just carrots.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I just buy those boiled egg sacks from the store that are already peeled lately. Whenever I try to peel one by hand more often than not I lose like half the egg white as i tear the shell off.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I just buy those boiled egg sacks from the store that are already peeled lately. Whenever I try to peel one by hand more often than not I lose like half the egg white as i tear the shell off.

shh we mustnt admit these things brother

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


yeah I eat rear end posted:

I just buy those boiled egg sacks from the store that are already peeled lately. Whenever I try to peel one by hand more often than not I lose like half the egg white as i tear the shell off.

Ice/cold water bath after cooking is the trick

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
ah yes, thread favorite Sack of Wet Eggs.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

TontoCorazon posted:

Ice/cold water bath after cooking is the trick

older eggs is the actual trick

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

uber_stoat posted:

ah yes, thread favorite Sack of Wet Eggs.



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004








OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bob dobbs is dead posted:

older eggs is the actual trick

Though keeping them wet while peeling helps.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

TheAardvark posted:

For every Rural Americana pic i post i scroll by a hundred of these btw



I love biscuits and gravy... If they have even been in the same loving room as sausage or black pepper

forgive my ignorance but when did gravy start being white

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Yellow Yoshi posted:

forgive my ignorance but when did gravy start being white

Gravy, much like yoshi, can come in a variety of colors

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

White gravy is a thing, I think mainly based in the south, where they make a totally separate sauce without meat drippings or whatever and call that gravy.

uber_stoat posted:

ah yes, thread favorite Sack of Wet Eggs.



Eat the eggs, cowards.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
It’s peppercorn gravy and it’s good dumbasses, it’s usually served with sausage instead of containing the meat.

E: also since “lol gross american food” is always associated with white people, should be pointed out it was, like most southern food, invented by enslaved people making delicious hearty fare with the bare minimum and taken by white people later

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 01:25 on Dec 22, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013



Ever relevant.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

A lot of distress over food is just because it breaches preconceptions of categorization.

Like if somebody gave me a glass of apple juice and called it stew, that'd make me worry.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

https://youtu.be/BoFkDmTm2uc

It’s in that pantheon of foods that looks like a hot mess but is actually really good. There are also wide swings in quality depending on where you get it.

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Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

SlothfulCobra posted:

A lot of distress over food is just because it breaches preconceptions of categorization.

Like if somebody gave me a glass of apple juice and called it stew, that'd make me worry.

yeah, i've always known gravy as the brown stuff in owlfancier's picture


seeing white gravy is about as jarring as seeing a plate with french fries, hamburger and unidentified blue mush, with a group of people nonchalantly referring to it as sushi

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