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https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/easyjet-manchester-disturbances-scli-intl-gbr/index.html MASTER RACE
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 18:57 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 08:14 |
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she was trying to open the door lmaoooooooo imagine dying because a drunken anglo pulled open the door of the plane you're flying on
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 23:03 |
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She's my mother's MP. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 00:18 |
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Here we go, boys!
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 00:39 |
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Lol watch coronavirus become serious now its not just for plebs
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 00:53 |
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Wasn't the conservative plan to just let the virus run through society?
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 01:35 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1237505428570816512 Some rare good news as 318 Tory MPs cough & splutter into an early grave all thanks to one of the dumbest shites in the country, Nadine Dorries. A trained nurse who as an MP has advocated for bullshit "teach girls abstinence" attitudes straight from the US's religious right. Also at one point she decided to get really mad at unemployed disabled people who tweeted a lot (this was 2009, before Twitter was revealed to be the hellsite we now all recognise it as) and in 2013 she declared that the Tories supporting gay marriage would cost the party 4 million votes at the next election. Which sadly did not happen.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 03:52 |
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What if we...killed all the poor? Would that help?
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 10:32 |
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The really annoying thing is, Boris is not a complete moron, he is just the absolute laziest piece of poo poo who will do as little work as possible and wanted to be PM purely because he was desperate for power. He is even less suitable for the position than Dom Cumrag would be. The only other ministerial position he held was a disaster that he had to be removed from. I guess as long as the ultra rich get their tax breaks though he will be fine.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 10:40 |
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gonadic io posted:What if we...killed all the poor? Would that help? We'd all gonna have to till the soil!!!
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 10:40 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:https://twitter.com/RickFandango/status/1237240675093053440 He hopes it kills the Muslims and poors but it will just kill all the old racists that voted for him.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 10:51 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:He hopes it kills the Muslims and poors but it will just kill all the old racists that voted for him. Even as a pacifist I am waiting to hear a downside. Dying of respiratory failure alongside probable complications like pneumonia and sepsis is an extremely not nice way to go btw. I guess the people did vote for pain though?
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 11:05 |
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Dravs posted:Even as a pacifist I am waiting to hear a downside. Dying of respiratory failure alongside probable complications like pneumonia and sepsis is an extremely not nice way to go btw. I guess the people did vote for pain though? Voting Leave actually prepares you to leave your body and towards Hell
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 11:07 |
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it’s just really frustrating explaining to people that boris Johnson’s opinions are actually really commonplace , hes not an aberration, he’s the avatar of gammon Britain
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 11:17 |
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If anything, unlike trump, he's still not saying the quiet parts loudly and is being reasonably restrained.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 11:21 |
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I rewatched Children of Men last night. Soon to be based on a true story, I hear.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 11:50 |
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gonadic io posted:If anything, unlike trump, he's still not saying the quiet parts loudly and is being reasonably restrained. hmmmmm https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-in-myanmar-temple
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 12:03 |
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in lieu of draconian measures like school closures johnsons gonna hole up in a castle with select tory members, servants and human trafficking victims for 120 days and wait this thing out
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 12:07 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:in lieu of draconian measures like school closures johnsons gonna hole up in a castle with select tory members, servants and human trafficking victims for 120 days and wait this thing out Will they throw costume parties do you think?
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 13:13 |
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They want the virus to decimate the UK. Then they can spin it as a EU plague from outside that they could of stopped if they'd have GOT BREXIT DONE sooner.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 13:19 |
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:in lieu of draconian measures like school closures johnsons gonna hole up in a castle with select tory members, servants and human trafficking victims for 120 days and wait this thing out Theresa May will entertain him between frolics with tales of running through fields of wheat
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 13:33 |
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if America launched urgent measures to contain covid I bet the U.K. would have followed suit
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 13:39 |
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I get that Boris is too lazy to walk a loving dog, but you'd think he'd just get a plod to do it or something, not live amongst piles of actual poo poo. https://twitter.com/OvePM/status/1237641325228576768
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 17:35 |
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lol at sending the publicity dog to go live on a farm
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 17:53 |
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People keep underestimating how bone idle loving lazy Boris is. Every time they are like "surely nobody can be this loving lazy", and yet...
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 18:08 |
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wait till he finds out you can't just dump a baby on a farm when the publicity bump is over
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 18:48 |
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XMNN posted:wait till he finds out you can't just dump a baby on a farm when the publicity bump is over He's done it 5 or 6 times so far. Maybe more!
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 18:58 |
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TBF, he has already raised a small percentage of his children under his family name. He's not completely unused to the experience.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 19:05 |
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Darth Walrus posted:TBF, he has already raised a small percentage of his children under his family name. He's not completely unused to the experience. I would be shocked if he did any of the raising
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 19:11 |
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It's still so weird to me that a man who looks like reheated week old lasagna fucks and cucks that much.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 19:42 |
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An insane mind posted:It's still so weird to me that a man who looks like reheated week old lasagna fucks and cucks that much. women can also be stupid
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 19:48 |
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he's such a bad boy! well, a bad person. that's kind of similar?
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 21:21 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he's such a bad boy! well, a bad person. that's kind of similar? wow whoever gave you that red-text was extremely sane
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 21:25 |
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hemale in pain posted:They want the virus to decimate the UK. Then they can spin it as a EU plague from outside that they could of stopped if they'd have GOT BREXIT DONE sooner. As per my gammon cousin on Facebook, Italy was worst hit because:
He's also adamant that the entire thing is a hoax and is being overblown by the Fake News to promote NWO. But even if it's not a hoax it's just the flu, and he had the flu at least 5 times last year, and anyone scared of getting a runny nose for a couple of days is a snowflake. But even though he survives the flu 5 times a year, he's really glad Brexit has closed our borders. We're well-protected and not going to experience anything like Italy. Their government is all mafia corruption and bunga bunga parties, but we have strong Boris leadership containing the virus. I bet him 20 quid there would be 1000+ cases here before Paddy's Day, but he's not accepted yet. I already stroked 20 off him by betting the WHO would declare a pandemic before Paddy's Day, and another 20 quid on NI getting its first case before March. It might be a bit morbid, but I feel it's more like taking money from an idiot by making sensible predictions, rather than betting on the spread of a horrible disease.
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 22:10 |
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This is Brit toff shitlordism at it's finest: Fake Lord's cricket card: James Lattimer fined £10k A guy buys an elite cricket club card in an ebay auction, glues his own photo to it, the "faked" ID is found while police search him for an urelated matter. Note that there is no there's no proof he's tried to use it, and given it was expired it's debateable how much luck with it he would have. Here's what follows: quote:In what the judge at Southwark Crown Court described as a "despicable" act, James Lattimer bought the card of a Lord's member who died in 2014 on Ebay and glued his own photo on it. Also gently caress me a club you have to wait 30 years to get in, FFS. I'd almost say it's praxis except he did get in a lot of trouble for it. After all he did commit the ultimate crime of outraging British toffs. Wonder if the judge is a member. Makes me think about people who buy the stupid play buttons youtube sends to the creators who get a lot of subscribers. Private Speech has issued a correction as of 22:36 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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BMX Ninja posted:As per my gammon cousin on Facebook, Italy was worst hit because: He sounds like a lovely person. You should get another £20.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 01:53 |
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https://twitter.com/webofevil/status/1238068950229037058 Stay safe, everybody.
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# ? May 25, 2024 08:14 |
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the governments plan is to let coronavirus sweep thru the country and infect and kill everyone as fast as possible. no closing down of events yet. only suggested isolation for people w symptoms and only for a week. no testing. we are 29th out of like 34 in europe for ventilators per person, only 4000 in the whole country, and 10x less than the USA i think that makes our response the worst in the world? anyone do any better?
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