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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
finnish car simulator patch, I think you can all enjoy this

-Added oil contamination simulation
-Added oil dipstick to check out oil level and quality
-Added Oil Filters to Teimo store
-Added rudimentary aerodynamic lift to Satsuma, makes the car more unstable at high speeds
-Made Satsuma glove box functional
-Losing and winning in card game now affects Stress
-Added seatbelts to Satsuma, Hayosiko and Gifu
-Not using seatbelts is now traffic infraction
-Gifu windshield can be now broken
-Fixed car radio stereo effect
-Added tire wear and puncture
-Every tire can be now installed freely to any corner of the car
-Added more aftermarket wheels to the parts catalogue
-Adjusted Satsuma cooling efficiency and fuel consumption
-Electric sauna stove cools down faster now
-Fixed Fleetari issues with engine adjustments/tuning and rim painting
-Added custom song CD which can be played with car CD player (max. 15 songs)
-Decreased Satsuma braking performance
-Added possible destructive house fire
-Moved Parts Magazine to garage table
-Player can now drown when too drunk
-Sleeping with cigarette can start a fire
-Satsuma handbrake setting is now saved
-Added two wood carriers for transporting fire woods

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

welp time to play again

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

welp time to buy

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
finnish car simulator now lets you gamble away your house

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if I can set the house on fire with the bottle rockets. Blowing up the gas station was pretty fun.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
haha gently caress this was the previous patch

24.10.2017
-Fixed bug with pikes not spawning correctly if trap was in hand
-Fixed issue with starter status not properly checked when starting the engine
-Changed min and max mixture setting limits for all the carburettors
-Adjusted Tractor and Flatbed weights, should perform better now
-Adjusted tractor physics and performance
-Satsuma clock now only works when installed with car battery
-Slowed down Alternator charging rate
-Fixed truck steering help setting issues
-Added detailed car battery condition simulation
-Car batteries can be bought from store (original battery now in bad condition)
-Traveling with a Bus does not trigger traffic offences any more
-Fixed bug with not being able to get out of Driving Mode if Racing Harness was removed while buckled up
-Added spots for catching pikes, best place around island, then average and bad place somewhere else at the lake
-Septic tank needs to be emptied at Water Facility with additional waste handling fee
-Dumping septic waste into ground is now a felony, any fines will be appear at home mail box
-Added a place to play cards with money, you can bet also cars and houses
-Decreased jumping height while inside vehicles
-Fixed bug with police not giving fines for non-inspected Satsuma
-Added car and house keys, except for tractor, moped and boat
-Added a new drivable car
-Added battery charger
-Changed Satsuma standard suspension and handling
-Added suspension upgrades
-Made smoking decrease hunger and fatigue a little
-Pitched up of Satsuma engine sample to make it sound like it is revving higher
-Added electricity bills, will spawn at home mail box
-Changed cigarette system; max 20 cigs in the inventory at any time, can be refilled from loose packages
-You can now drink from jail cell WC bowl
-Added odometer to Van and work hour meter to Tractor

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh yeah don't go to jail. There's no achievement and jail sucks.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Destiny 2 dropping/dropped their big patch today


https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/7hr37w/destiny_2_update_1252017/?st=JAU8I5UK&sh=87a34600

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
What the gently caress is this Finnish car game

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
My summer car
http://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/My_Summer_Car/

more accurately, finnish life simulator

i got triggered something hard watching a friend try to put together an engine and had to buy the game to do it my self

it took him several days to do it and it should only take you at most two

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Something about that game tells me that it's probably infinitely more fun to imagine how weird it is instead of actually playing the thing.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
No it’s just as fun to play, in a very masochistic way.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I haven't played it for a bit, but one of the early traps in the game is giving you access to a vehicle and telling you to go across a lake to the store.

Just go take the boat instead and carry poo poo like an idiot to the boat.

This is finland in the 90s so things like maps are on your wall in your house not in a menu in the game. poo poo is all mail order and you need to work a side job of chopping wood or sucking poo poo from septic tanks to make money.

People will randomly call you all day and you can just unplug your phone to deal with that.

Also get drunk non stop.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Skip through this video but this is pretty much the start of the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRzt-sSbiX0

Engine tuning is a thing. It was a pain in the rear end and about when I stopped playing but there is more game after that.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
“Use a beer crate to steady the engine”  is a legit tip when installing it.

FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Dec 6, 2017

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

cowboy elvis posted:

What the gently caress is this Finnish car game

I'll tell you tonight

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

how accurate is my summer car in regards to building a car

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

how accurate is my summer car in regards to building a car

there's a button to give the middle finger to your piece of poo poo engine when it won't turn over

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
It is accurate enough for a good time.

Here, have an 8 minute sped up video of someone building the engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRnRpYoqLWc

right now there is a discussion on the steam forum if you could disconnect the battery with that car in real life and keep it running or not

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
The sniper duel with Quiet was a pretty awesome mission in MGS V. Her character design will never stop being hilarious, though.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
can you gently caress up and drop the car on your head and die

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
I should just get this poo poo and record/stream it. I have like the most basic understanding of engines so it would probably be awful. Probably get really high and drunk to really get some IMMERSION going

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Your Battle Buddy posted:

can you gently caress up and drop the car on your head and die

I can think of a couple ways but you'd really have to be doing it intentionally.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

how accurate is my summer car in regards to building a car

Follow along and judge for yourself.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Capn Beeb posted:

Leave Uncle Pagan out of this he did nothing wrong :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnCed-hb53E&t=570s

pagan min best step dad qtiyd

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

lol destiny 2 PC release was 3 months ago and there is already a paid expansion

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

im done with video games

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Triple AAA superbudget games are bad

Edit: like dumb ultra focus grouped Hollywood summer"blockbuster" poo poo plus LOOT CRATES

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Godholio posted:

Follow along and judge for yourself.

Should have linked one of 14 inch dicks threads showing his descent into insanity

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Distant Worlds: Universe just popped up on GOG.
Probably going to re-buy it because the game is just that good.
I have kicked off way too many hell-wars in DW:U because the other side looked retarded as hell.

DW:Universe is the base game + 3 full sized expansion "modernized" to work with 64bit software/Win7/Win10.
The only slam I have for DW:U is that there is no display resizing options so it runs at whatever resolution your desktop has.


Master of Orion 2 > Distant Worlds: Universe > Stellaris > Endless Space Series > Imperium Galactica 2 > Space Empires series > Sword of the Stars 2 > a tie between Stardrive & Master of Orion 3 because holy gently caress those two games suuuuuck.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

Should have linked one of 14 inch dicks threads showing his descent into insanity

The Nebraska truck would be a great sequel idea for summer car, but you'd need to mash both years together

Press x to burn keep for warmth/shits and giggles
(-90 reputation with djdaddo,
+50 reputation with internet)

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

im done with video games

it is better if you never buy aaa video games

you get more trash but it is cheaper and it is still fun with friends

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Also The Division released their big ol patch today as well and it feels a lot better than it was before.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Capn Beeb posted:

Also The Division released their big ol patch today as well and it feels a lot better than it was before.

how so? i’ll reinstall if thats the case

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

how so? i’ll reinstall if thats the case

Here's a trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJCJme9ILPs

And patch notes:

https://tomclancy-thedivision.ubisoft.com/game/en-us/news/152-315417-16/update-18-resistance-patch-notes

So far the biggest change I've seen is the AI isn't pinpoint accurate with grenades anymore, so it's a bit easier to play a cover based shooter using cover instead of having to run every two seconds :haw:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Well that doesn't look half bad.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

yeah they were definitely too late at saving face and I was going to roll my eyes but that does look intriguing. I always like a hoard mode. I finished the main campaign online co-op with a friend--before all the big changes--and I felt we got our moneys worth. But yeah, wasn't much after that.

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Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
There's some pretty good carrot chasing going on for when you decide on what gear set you wanna try and build. Right now my clothes give me damage stacks with consecutive hits on target, missing removes a stack.

This works with shotguns :q:

Some other gear gives me health on kill so I can just keep stacking and healing and stacking and healing and rip and tear :unsmigghh:

I was running a gear set that made my flamethrower turret last forever and do tons of damage, but a patch changed how the AI handles turrets and they'll climb all kinds of goofy poo poo that the player can't climb to stomp it to pieces and god drat that got old fast.

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