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Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
^^^I'd rather have human scrotum fur.

Thanks, I'll look and post before I buy in case anyone wants me to use a referral code (I assume they pay you guys or something like that).

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

after crunching the numbers I think I will wait until I PCS to get a newer car.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

The Autopsy of Jane Doe is a pretty cool movie. It solidly rounds out the "nude chick on a slab for 1.5 hours" trilogy with Dead Girl and Sushi Girl (ft. Mark Hamill).

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Evil SpongeBob posted:

^^^I'd rather have human scrotum fur.

Thanks, I'll look and post before I buy in case anyone wants me to use a referral code (I assume they pay you guys or something like that).

Usually you'll save $50-100 and they get a $50 Amazon gift card or something similar

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I have a casper someone else here I think N4I got another one of those startup mattresses you really can't go wrong with the free trial. I think it was ghostbed or something, leesa is another one

All of them have some sort of referral program where both parties get $50-100 so yeah. There's hella options so do some googling and see which rings best

Money earmarked for a mattress was spent on an ER visit :sigh:

Still need a new one since I'm pretty sure our poo poo Big Lots special is what threw my back out last week.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Buca di Bepis posted:

The Autopsy of Jane Doe is a pretty cool movie. It solidly rounds out the "nude chick on a slab for 1.5 hours" trilogy with Dead Girl and Sushi Girl (ft. Mark Hamill).

having been to a whole bunch I can say that autopsies are not sexy irl

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Money earmarked for a mattress was spent on an ER visit :sigh:

Still need a new one since I'm pretty sure our poo poo Big Lots special is what threw my back out last week.

Oh poo poo nvm I know someone recently did

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

this is who i bought my mattress from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K51iUyBz3Mc

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Mine from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

In a perfect world, the opening shot would be the man in black fleeing across the desert, then shift to the gunslinger following.
:agreed:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Two Finger posted:

Is that a 4afe?

7A, the stroker version

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!


When I would come home on leave and see the latest iteration of this motherfuckers commercials it would bring a tear to my eye. Home is where the Bob's is. Bonus points for anyone that wants to rep 10% Charlie.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Miloshe posted:

Bonus points for anyone that wants to rep 10% Charlie.

10% charlie is my homeboy whenever i look for fine rugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS2510c5StE

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Money earmarked for a mattress was spent on an ER visit :sigh:

That's why you use a flared base

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


tastefully arranged labia posted:

That's why you use a flared base
That doesn't hwlp when it's a lightbulb.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
If there's one thing I've learned reading these forums, it's the importance of a flared base.

The second thing would be to never get involved in a goon project.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Tell me this is real.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The most important thing I learned was to not join the mil but that's really a hindsight thing

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I have leesa. It good.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Tell me this is real.

quote:

A Texas mattress company has sparked intense outrage after it aired a commercial promoting its “Twin Tower sale,” which ended with a pair of employees toppling two towers of mattresses, days before the 15th anniversary of 9/11.
Miracle Mattress apologized on Thursday after it received a fury of backlash on social media over the promotion. In the 20-second clip, three employees try to drum up business with a one-day sale by offering any size mattress for the price of a twin-size one.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I got a bob-o-pedic hybrid matress, top half memory foam, bottom half springs wrapped in memory foam. It feels like I am sleeping on a cloud, and owns.

e:

what a bob-o-pedic mattress is made of posted:

- Plush knit fabric cover
- 2" Layer of High Density Gel Infused Bob-O-Pedic Memory Foam, with Air-Flow ventilation
- 1" High Density Polyfoam
- 5" Individually wrapped coils
- 1" High Density Base Polyfoam
- Wood grid construction
- Bob's custom cornerguards on all 4 corners
- 15 year non-prorated warranty

orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:32 on May 4, 2017

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

When clutches go, it's more of a feel than a sound.

not when the clutch falls apart while youre driving :getin:

i told myself i shouldve taken the bus to work that day but then i said gently caress it. the clutch kit got delivered to work the same day, it was sitting on the passenger floorboard when the old one gave out

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I'm sure this one made quite a racket.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I'm in a house and the people around me are talking about cousin loving.

I need to find another house to be in.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TBeats posted:

I'm in a house and the people around me are talking about cousin loving.

I need to find another house to be in.

:banjo: so youre in hills have eyes country then

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

TBeats posted:

I'm in a house and the people around me are talking about cousin loving.

I need to find another house to be in.

Wait were they all for cousin-loving or against? That's kind of important, but still find another house to be in.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Imma be flying to rio in a couple of hours, i got whatsapp, i git my shady cheap flip phone and i got condoms that i will probably won't use.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

ElMaligno posted:

i got condoms that i will probably won't use.

Not for lack of trying, to be sure.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

A Bad Poster posted:

Not for lack of trying, to be sure.

i guess its good he practices safe sex with a pillow

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
As soon as you flip open that phone to add her number, she's going to turn and walk away.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
A coworker of mine just got back from a trip to New Zealand. His hot take: "Everyone's real ugly, it's like West Texas with a shoreline"

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Booblord Zagats posted:

A coworker of mine just got back from a trip to New Zealand. His hot take: "Everyone's real ugly, it's like West Texas with a shoreline"

Yeah pretty much

There's a reason I date foreigners

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

ElMaligno posted:

Imma be flying to rio in a couple of hours, i got whatsapp, i git my shady cheap flip phone and i got condoms that i will probably won't use.

Preemptive congrats on getting all your poo poo stolen.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ElMaligno posted:

Imma be flying to rio in a couple of hours, i got whatsapp, i git my shady cheap flip phone and i got condoms that i will probably won't use.

Don't die dude

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

Yeah pretty much

There's a reason I date foreigners

So what does your average Kiwi twentysomething look like?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





tastefully arranged labia posted:

So what does your average Kiwi twentysomething look like?

Well we have largely English heritage so go nuts imagining

And we are an agrarian nation so combine that with our heritage and yeah as a whole we really aren't a pretty people

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Two Finger posted:

Well we have largely English heritage so go nuts imagining

And we are an agrarian nation so combine that with our heritage and yeah as a whole we really aren't a pretty people

Now explain Karl Urban to me

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Pesticide20 posted:

Now explain Karl Urban to me

Aussie's who got lost

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Pesticide20 posted:

Now explain Karl Urban to me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlier

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I've met hella kiwis traveling and they're seemingly always attractive. Like Australians they spend more time out of their country than in. I guess they're just the ones that can afford to travel :shrug:

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