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When your squad mate chick rips rear end for the first time near you and it smells like burnt hair, cheese and vile steak; you will quickly change your mind how cute and innocent she is.
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iyaayas01 posted:that should given even more credence to what I'm saying, if even we can figure out how to deal with women-types then there's really no excuse for anyone else Prepare for your mind to be blown: even zipper-suited sun gods have it figured out.
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Soulex posted:When your squad mate chick rips rear end for the first time near you and it smells like burnt hair, cheese and vile steak; you will quickly change your mind how cute and innocent she is. Realtalk after a week in the field the lady tents smell like godawful hell, i cant imagine how bad it must be on a ship
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Feb 15, 2016 09:55
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Human beings are disgusting. We've just forgotten that women are as horrible or worse than men because they tend to do a much better job day-to-day of hiding it.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:if you let women into the infantry then it makes gay chicken a lot more complex than it needs to be All the blatant homoeroticism won't be funny anymore cuz the chicks will want to watch or participate and it won't be funny and borderline actually gay anymore  RIP PT belt thong surprise teabaggings 
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Feb 15, 2016 18:39
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How does one play Lesbian Chicken?
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Feb 15, 2016 20:58
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Dingleberry posted:How does one play Lesbian Chicken? Offer a finger lickin' good time? 
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Feb 15, 2016 21:02
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Dingleberry posted:How does one play Lesbian Chicken? I generally just line up some peach schnapps shots and let the night take its natural course.
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Memento posted:I generally just line up some peach schnapps shots and let the night take its natural course. This. One time two of my coworkers went upstairs at a party to have drunken lesbian sex while me and their boyfriends played beer pong downstairs.
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Feb 16, 2016 04:15
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Larry Parrish posted:This. One time two of my coworkers went upstairs at a party to have drunken lesbian sex while me and their boyfriends played beer pong downstairs. So you would rather play beer pong than get in on some military lezbo action?
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Feb 16, 2016 05:11
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What exactly are you expecting to find when you open the door on military lezbo action?
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Feb 16, 2016 05:25
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Godholio posted:What exactly are you expecting to find when you open the door on military lezbo action? 
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Godholio posted:What exactly are you expecting to find when you open the door on military lezbo action? Size 14 asses crammed into size 10 panties, thighs like tree trunks, and acres of bush. edit: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Feb 16, 2016 05:36
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Jesus Christ, put it away before Whip pulls his dick off.
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Lazy Reservist posted:So you would rather play beer pong than get in on some military lezbo action?
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Feb 16, 2016 08:00
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Godholio posted:What exactly are you expecting to find when you open the door on military lezbo action? If your beer goggles are on firmly enough?  http://wifesvswooksv1.tumblr.com/post/133684671934
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http://www.kcentv.com/story/31235568/barriers-deployed-after-military-dependent-spouse-attempts-to-enter-fort-hood-gates lol dependas
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MY FLIP FLOPS HIS ARGHRGHLHJGVJH
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Internet Wizard posted:If your beer goggles are on firmly enough? I don't know, maybe my standards have fallen but I don't need beer goggles to enjoy that video.
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Internet Wizard posted:If your beer goggles are on firmly enough? I was not expecting that. Out of regulation jewlery...Out of regulation footwear...Mixing uniforms...Seriously a big walking AR 670-1 issue here. Soulex fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Feb 17, 2016 |
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Internet Wizard posted:If your beer goggles are on firmly enough? How many months of e3 pay does it take to get a set of bargain bolt-on titties?
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Davethulhu posted:How many months of e3 pay does it take to get a set of bargain bolt-on titties? This program pretty much exists for poor people to get tit jobs. Essentially a micro lean against a checking account with a no-interest loan with a 10% finance charge and 30% down payment. A few plastic surgeons and dentists we do employment background checks for swear by it because even if the person stops paying, the program just cuts them a check to buy the debt and just goes after the person on their own.
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Booblord Zagats posted:This program pretty much exists for poor people to get tit jobs. Essentially a micro lean against a checking account with a no-interest loan with a 10% finance charge and 30% down payment. A few plastic surgeons and dentists we do employment background checks for swear by it because even if the person stops paying, the program just cuts them a check to buy the debt and just goes after the person on their own. God bless America
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Booblord Zagats posted:This program pretty much exists for poor people to get tit jobs. Essentially a micro lean against a checking account with a no-interest loan with a 10% finance charge and 30% down payment. A few plastic surgeons and dentists we do employment background checks for swear by it because even if the person stops paying, the program just cuts them a check to buy the debt and just goes after the person on their own. what the gently caress? 30% down payment on a loan that shouldn't even need to be that big in the first place. I honestly don't know but boob jobs can't be more than 5-7k right? The no interest part is nice, but what's the 10% finance charge? That's where it's going to hurt. Even if the interest compounded daily (like most places) it wouldn't equal up to 10% of the actual loving cost on a short term loan. How the gently caress do people get away with this stuff?
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look do you want poor stupid women to have big fake tits or not?
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Soulex posted:what the gently caress? 30% down payment on a loan that shouldn't even need to be that big in the first place. I honestly don't know but boob jobs can't be more than 5-7k right? The no interest part is nice, but what's the 10% finance charge? That's where it's going to hurt. Even if the interest compounded daily (like most places) it wouldn't equal up to 10% of the actual loving cost on a short term loan. If they put it on Care Credit, the other big medical lending company, they will pay 24% interest a month until it's paid off after a 3 month period. iCare lets the borrower set up payment, so if they need 2 years to pay they just take the total amount, add 10%, pay 30% of that and space out the other 70% over the time period. In reality it's not terrible compared to a lot of short term loans from anywhere outside of credit unions. But yeah, if you have good credit, there's far better options
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:look do you want poor stupid women to have big fake tits or not? That's not the issue. Booblord Zagats posted:But yeah, if you have good credit, there's far better options This is. People will always exercise their God given right to be stupid. And fake boobs can be written off if you work in the entertainment industry. I don't understand why people don't research poo poo. Like I got my computer for college because I needed it, claimed it on my taxes and got the majority of that money back.
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I'm pretty sure TriCare covers boob jobs under not-at-all-extraordinary circumstances.
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I was told by a Navy officer that they'll have mil doctors give dependa's titjobs for free just to maintain currency or some poo poo.
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I know of a doc who did a tummy tuck on a girl he was banging under the guise of appendicitis
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I know of a doc who did a tummy tuck on a girl he was banging under the guise of appendicitis what? They do that lacroscopically unless the appendix bursts. How did he even pull that off?
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thesurlyspringKAA posted:I was told by a Navy officer that they'll have mil doctors give dependa's titjobs for free just to maintain currency or some poo poo. this kind of makes sense Nostalgia4Butts posted:I know of a doc who did a tummy tuck on a girl he was banging under the guise of appendicitis This seems insanely unethical, like not just de-licensing, but maybe thrown in jail if she had gotten an infection and died lol. I don't really know how being a doctor works, though.
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I'm assuming he just fraudulently billed it and/or falsified the medical records vs doing other surgery to cover it.
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thesurlyspringKAA posted:I was told by a Navy officer that they'll have mil doctors give dependa's titjobs for free just to maintain currency or some poo poo. To be fair though would you trust TRICARE titties?
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Wild T posted:To be fair though would you trust TRICARE titties? They'd be wildly uneven with one being fantastic and the other looking like a fried egg.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:I know of a doc who did a tummy tuck on a girl he was banging under the guise of appendicitis Was this in Florida
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LingcodKilla posted:They'd be wildly uneven with one being fantastic and the other looking like a fried egg. Yeah, best case scenario you end up with a "Biggie Smalls"
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I got a letter addressed to my wife from the VA today. They are denying payment for a medical bill that they deemed to be non-service connected. The latter stated that date of the medical treatment was December 12 2015. My wife died December 10 2015. wtf
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Booblord Zagats posted:This program pretty much exists for poor people to get tit jobs. Essentially a micro lean against a checking account with a no-interest loan with a 10% finance charge and 30% down payment. A few plastic surgeons and dentists we do employment background checks for swear by it because even if the person stops paying, the program just cuts them a check to buy the debt and just goes after the person on their own. Can't people just use money from a medical flex spending account? It comes out pre-tax and you could spread it out over a long time- why waste money on interest when you can save up ahead of time to get the same result? (probably faster, actually, since you're not wasting money on interest or finance charges)
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Panfilo posted:Can't people just use money from a medical flex spending account? It comes out pre-tax and you could spread it out over a long time- why waste money on interest when you can save up ahead of time to get the same result? (probably faster, actually, since you're not wasting money on interest or finance charges) Because a lot of cosmetic poo poo and all veterinary poo poo won't get covered under that
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