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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Yeah, seriously, I'm actually interested in that. There are some major unresolved issues in physics, so this could be big.

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May 7, 2007

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Gregoriev posted:

When are you going to share this refutation?

Seriously, you're on the edge of revolutionizing our understanding of the universe and our place in it, and you find trivial things like "who's the next face of American hegemony" worth your time to discuss? You're about to be hailed as the greatest mind in the history of modern science, get to publishing!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Rincewinds posted:

Is Larry David channeling his inner Grumpy Bernie or just despairing over what happened with comedy?

I'd say he's just being Larry David tbh.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Rincewinds posted:

Is Larry David channeling his inner Grumpy Bernie or just despairing over what happened with comedy?

He was looking forward to his special moment with The Donald, and Sia and her "funny" antics totally destroyed everything.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
How can Trump possibly make America great again if he couldn't make SNL great again?

Smoothrich
Nov 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Tomahawk posted:

How can Trump possibly make America great again if he couldn't make SNL great again?

edit: just noticed this is page 1776 :911:

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Gregoriev posted:

When are you going to share this refutation?

its really irresponsible for you to try to goad smoothrich into exposing himself and being lynched by Big Science just so he can win an internet argument

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Farm Frenzy posted:

its really irresponsible for you to try to goad smoothrich into exposing himself and being lynched by Big Science just so he can win an internet argument

On this page of all places, too. Shameful and unamerican.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Smoothrich posted:

i could read my post history from this thread out loud dressed like anime made real on a webcam and it would be sharper political satire/comedy than SNL

Smoothrich is right.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Smoothrich posted:

"The parties magically switched sides, reversing 100 years of political tradition overnight, because Reagan was winning 48 states as a Republican based purely on racism. It was Republicans who started the KKK, Jim Crow, the Civil War, killed JFK, RFK, MLK, were infiltrated by the KGB invaded Vietnam etc"

Read about Barry Goldwater's presidential campaign.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

The Kingfish posted:

Read about Barry Goldwater's presidential campaign.

See if you put the glasses on you'll notice that the pages on which that history is written are all watermarked "THESE ARE LIES"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Relativity is acknowledged to be an imperfect theory, so it's possible that smoothrich may have in fact come up with a superior alternative. I for one would like to hear it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Kingfish posted:

Read about Barry Goldwater's presidential campaign.

You mean liberal double agent Barry Goldwater????

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



memy posted:

Relativity is acknowledged to be an imperfect theory, so it's possible that smoothrich may have in fact come up with a superior alternative. I for one would like to hear it.

In what sense is it an imperfect theory? I'm only vaguely familiar with it, so I'm interested in hearing what the current consensus is.

User Error
Aug 31, 2006
Relativity works great for big and fast, but doesn't mesh with quantum mechanics (which covers tiny stuff). Fitting the two paradigms into a single framework had been the major goal in physics for a long time.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Phlegmish posted:

In what sense is it an imperfect theory? I'm only vaguely familiar with it, so I'm interested in hearing what the current consensus is.

I should note that I only took physics for half of undergrad before changing majors, so I'm more than a little fuzzy on the details

It's mainly the same problems with gravity, as general relativity is itself an alternative theory to gravity. The only problems I can recall off the top of my head are that it doesn't work on a quantum level, and relies on the existence of dark matter and dark energy to get the numbers to work on galactic scale and above. Furthermore, no one has ever successfully combined general relativity and special relativity into a workable unified theory

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



User Error posted:

Relativity works great for big and fast, but doesn't mesh with quantum mechanics (which covers tiny stuff). Fitting the two paradigms into a single framework had been the major goal in physics for a long time.


is there an irreconcilable conflict between the two, or is it just that gravity at tiny scales becomes so weak as to be irrelevant with all the electromagnetic particle poo poo going on?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



memy posted:

I should note that I only took physics for half of undergrad before changing majors, so I'm more than a little fuzzy on the details

It's mainly the same problems with gravity, as general relativity is itself an alternative theory to gravity. The only problems I can recall off the top of my head are that it doesn't work on a quantum level, and relies on the existence of dark matter and dark energy to get the numbers to work on galactic scale and above. Furthermore, no one has ever successfully combined general relativity and special relativity into a workable unified theory

Yeah, the first time I read about dark matter and dark energy I remember thinking 'nice deus ex machina'. I know they're theoretically necessary to explain the larger-than-expected gravitational pull of galaxies and why the expansion of the universe is accelerating, respectively, but it's weird that they haven't yet found a way to directly observe them.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Page Number 1776, discussing the Trumpmerican Revolution.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Tesseraction posted:

Page Number 1776, discussing the Trumpmerican Revolution.

With a side of quantum particle physics! :science:

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
SNL is not very good, but I watched the whole show last night after the Alabama -LSU game ended.

It was great watching our next President cut lose and Dad dance. Also he showed his true character and compassion by not making fun of their mentally disabled music guest weirdo even once.

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Hello Republican primary thread!

Quantum and general relativity were created to describe entirely different things and the mathematical structure of both theories is vastly different.

Quantum governs the world of the very small, general relativity of the very massive. They both seem to work well enough in their own domains but have problems when attempting to describe very small but very massive things. Trying to get basic concepts like uncertainty crammed inside of space-time curvature generates a lot of non-sense answers!

This is not to say either theory is 'wrong'. Newtonian gravity did a great job for hundreds of years and is still used as it describes the human scale world very well. Its at the boundaries of each theory where things have to be refined.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A very small but very massive thing...such as the singularity at the core of a black hole?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
This is my favorite thread atm.

I got an A- in quantum physics in my 3rd year physics degree and I'm insanely proud of that. I don't honestly have a loving clue about quantum physics aside from 'poo poo acts like waves yo'.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yup. That's :fork: right there.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Acelerion posted:

Hello Republican primary thread!

Quantum and general relativity were created to describe entirely different things and the mathematical structure of both theories is vastly different.

Quantum governs the world of the very small, general relativity of the very massive. They both seem to work well enough in their own domains but have problems when attempting to describe very small but very massive things. Trying to get basic concepts like uncertainty crammed inside of space-time curvature generates a lot of non-sense answers!

This is not to say either theory is 'wrong'. Newtonian gravity did a great job for hundreds of years and is still used as it describes the human scale world very well. Its at the boundaries of each theory where things have to be refined.

Get a load of this dork.

"HURF DURF Quantum Newtonian gobbeldey gook confusing words BLAH BLAH BLAH"

ACTUAL intelligent people, like the GREATEST pediatric neurosurgeon in the history of the world, DOCTOR Ben Carson, don't talk like this.

They don't feel they need to fake intelligence and instead speak directly to the worldly intelligence of the American people.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Did you forget to switch accounts, you're supposed to be the Trump gimmick

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I want to say he's making fun of smoothrich, but honestly, I just don't know

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

Phlegmish posted:

A very small but very massive thing...such as the singularity at the core of a black hole?

Indeed. Singularity is a mathematical term used in this case to mean things like density and curvature go to infinity - which they in all likelihood do not, its just our theories do not accurately explain what happens.

I mean - Man, in his unlimited arrogance, is attempting to re-write God's law through profane symbols. This is just further proof of the infallibility of Him and His word. Vote Carson 2016.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

I mean it's not wrong. If anyone can fix an election, it's the Bush family. :sigh:

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

the democratic party is the party of slavery

on a related note remember when biden told black people the republicans will 'put y'all back in chains'? god i love statesmanship

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


This explain a LOT about the Jeb campaign; his media staff are all just waiters.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
SNL has posted the best bits of last night show on their youtube channel. Here's the opening monologue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkLzSLkYnGc

The comment section is interesting.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

oystertoadfish posted:

the democratic party is the party of slavery

on a related note remember when biden told black people the republicans will 'put y'all back in chains'? god i love statesmanship

that got him a shitload of cheers and love from the black community. you do realize that black people vote democrat for a reason right and it ain't because Obama is black.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

It was calculated Trump was only on 12 minutes last night.

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/donald-trump-saturday-night-live-12-minutes-1201636040/

Amy Schumer was 25 minutes and Miley Cyrus was 21 minutes

I also really really want to know what the risque sketch he said no to

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It was calculated Trump was only on 12 minutes last night.

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/donald-trump-saturday-night-live-12-minutes-1201636040/

Amy Schumer was 25 minutes and Miley Cyrus was 21 minutes

I also really really want to know what the risque sketch he said no to

maybe he's loving Ivanka, Larry David as Sanders comes in and talks about socialism, and they have a threesome

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Venom Snake posted:

that got him a shitload of cheers and love from the black community. you do realize that black people vote democrat for a reason right and it ain't because Obama is black.

i do realize this yes

i'll drop the confusing irony and be clear for a second: its objectively good that biden said that and our two political parties are shifting coalitions that evolve throughout history making comparisons to the coalitions with the same names 160 years ago completely irrelevant

oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Nov 8, 2015

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



mike12345 posted:

maybe he's loving Ivanka, Larry David as Sanders comes in and talks about socialism, and they have a threesome

Please don't post my fantasies in this thread, tia

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

quote:

According to NBC, SNL had a whopping 6.6 household rating on Saturday night, easily beating the season’s previous high: the 41st season premiere last month, hosted by Miley Cyrus and with a guest appearance by none other than … Hillary Clinton. In fact, Trump’s overnight rating was 47 percent higher than the Miley/Hillary episode.

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/08/donald-trump-snl-ratings

An estimated 10 million people watched some really bad sketch show last night.

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