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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The guards are coming... for you hehehe

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

The Peccadillo posted:

I was trying to look up what other kinds of wacky characters are on this Big Brother cast and found

Huh, they finally put someone likable on big brother.

Someone put a pair of pink bunny ears on that hottub and we've got our new prime minister.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Solemn Sloth posted:

These are the closing days of the 5th wave, and the final hours of my premiership

lol

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Eediot Jedi posted:

Apparently the political prisoner turned nudist has been fired from big brother.

My question would be: Why was she on it in the first place?

I mean Caitlyn Jenner I can understand. She is actually famous in non right-wing media commentary circles and you can shock the pearl clutchers by having a *gasp* trans woman on TV.

But unless they were getting Katie Hopkins on to deliberately do a racism and thus stir up controversy(tm), what is the point of getting a posh, middle aged Englishwoman who nobody normal has heard of on to Big Brother?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

BrigadierSensible posted:

My question would be: Why was she on it in the first place?

I mean Caitlyn Jenner I can understand. She is actually famous in non right-wing media commentary circles and you can shock the pearl clutchers by having a *gasp* trans woman on TV.

But unless they were getting Katie Hopkins on to deliberately do a racism and thus stir up controversy(tm), what is the point of getting a posh, middle aged Englishwoman who nobody normal has heard of on to Big Brother?

it's channel seven mate

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

BrigadierSensible posted:



But unless they were getting Katie Hopkins on to deliberately do a racism and thus stir up controversy(tm), what is the point of getting a posh, middle aged Englishwoman who nobody normal has heard of on to Big Brother?

Katoe activated the racism protocols early. Was meant to wait till after the Olympics.

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

BrigadierSensible posted:

But unless they were getting Katie Hopkins on to deliberately do a racism and thus stir up controversy(tm), what is the point of getting a posh, middle aged Englishwoman who nobody normal has heard of on to Big Brother?
Platforming and normalizing that poo poo is a thing Seven consistently does

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Maybe they were hoping Jenner would run Hopkins over and kill her?

Would be great for the ratings. Hell, even I'd tune in to see that.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

BrigadierSensible posted:

My question would be: Why was she on it in the first place?

I mean Caitlyn Jenner I can understand. She is actually famous in non right-wing media commentary circles and you can shock the pearl clutchers by having a *gasp* trans woman on TV.

But unless they were getting Katie Hopkins on to deliberately do a racism and thus stir up controversy(tm), what is the point of getting a posh, middle aged Englishwoman who nobody normal has heard of on to Big Brother?

really answered your own question there.

x1o
Aug 5, 2005

My focus is UNPARALLELED!

BrigadierSensible posted:

But unless they were getting Katie Hopkins on to deliberately do a racism and thus stir up controversy(tm), what is the point of getting a posh, middle aged Englishwoman who nobody normal has heard of on to Big Brother?

Pretty sure by putting Hopkins in the same house as Jenner they were hoping for the 1-2 combo of a racism and a terfism in the same day, for double the controversy points.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Seemlar posted:

Platforming and normalizing that poo poo is a thing Seven consistently does

Seven resurrected the political career of Pauline Hanson, they loving suck.

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


SA's got new cases in a hospital in Modbury and a school in Elizabeth

Delta Skelta

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1416722837184778241



https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1416723203142021133

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

What reject prefers labor but approves of Morrison? What reject approves of Morrison fullstop, really.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Fast Eddie, his son and Ian Macdonald have found guilty.

I look forward to them getting a large fine for the $30000000 they got.


Who am I kidding the penalty will be pathetic.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Not one ankle bracelet has been issued in Queensland's GPS tracker trial targeting 100 repeat youth offenders

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-19/no-gps-trackers-issued-in-queensland-trial/100302842

Member for Burdekin Dale Last said the reason the trackers were not being issued was because most of the repeat offenders were younger than 16.

"The government has completely missed the mark when it comes to identifying the group of young offenders who are the most prolific offenders in our community," he said.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

The Peccadillo posted:

Not one ankle bracelet has been issued in Queensland's GPS tracker trial targeting 100 repeat youth offenders
Well that's good I guess

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Hopkins has had her visa cancelled, apparently it was issued on the basis of "economic benefit".

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The Peccadillo posted:

"The government has completely missed the mark when it comes to identifying the group of young offenders who are the most prolific offenders in our community," he said.

They'd prefer socks and pillories.

It's pretty easy to identify kids in need who are acting out. Actually helping them despite the best efforts of "tough on crime" politicians and cops is the actual hard part.

Fists Up
Apr 9, 2007

hooman posted:

Hopkins has had her visa cancelled, apparently it was issued on the basis of "economic benefit".

If you look at the list of reasons visas can be approved then "economic benefit" is really the only option one can go on for any of these people. It's a nice wide category they can use.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Is hotel quarantine still free? I didn't have to pay for my 14 day stay at the Sydney Travelodge, but that was last year.

I vaguely remember something about returning travelers, and people arriving in Aus having to pay for their own lodging nowadays. But I don't know details.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
No it hasn’t been free for a long time. It’s like $3000 or more

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Comstar posted:

Fast Eddie, his son and Ian Macdonald have found guilty.

I look forward to them getting a large fine for the $30000000 they got.


Who am I kidding the penalty will be pathetic.

They got a tax bill for nearly half; the remainder was eaten up by lawyer’s fees (I assume the lawyers were appropriately taxed).

Homora Gaykemi
Apr 30, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Senor Tron posted:

Seven resurrected the political career of Pauline Hanson, they loving suck.

I'm sure they would've gone local and had her on this Big Brother thing instead of having to import a racist if they hadn't had a falling out over Kochie pressing her slightly after Christchurch

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


I really hope someone runs election ads which are just Scott Morrison talking about how good it is that Sydney is resisting calls to lock down, followed by the news reports a few days later of the outbreak spreading around the country.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Fists Up posted:

If you look at the list of reasons visas can be approved then "economic benefit" is really the only option one can go on for any of these people. It's a nice wide category they can use.

Willing to bet the government goes over personal applications with a fine-toothed comb but rubber stamps anything a big company like Seven puts in front of it without a second glance

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Megillah Gorilla posted:

They'd prefer socks and pillories.

It's pretty easy to identify kids in need who are acting out. Actually helping them despite the best efforts of "tough on crime" politicians and cops is the actual hard part.

I don't think its actually the hard part, I think it's just horrifically underfunded. The lack of time, consistency and resources to help these kids makes it hard.

SecretOfSteel
Apr 29, 2007

The secret of steel has always
carried with it a mystery.

Comstar posted:

Fast Eddie, his son and Ian Macdonald have found guilty.

I look forward to them getting a large fine for the $30000000 they got.


Who am I kidding the penalty will be pathetic.

The penalty would already be accounted for under "costs of doing business"

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

freebooter posted:

Willing to bet the government goes over personal applications with a fine-toothed comb but rubber stamps anything a big company like Seven puts in front of it without a second glance

Well of course, why else would Kerry Stokes donate to the coalition if it wasn’t expecting results. Or, you know, looking the other way whilst someone commits the occasional alleged war crime.

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


Fists Up posted:

If you look at the list of reasons visas can be approved then "economic benefit" is really the only option one can go on for any of these people. It's a nice wide category they can use.

There is no one big list of reasons visas can be approved. These guys would have been on subclass 408 visas, which have a specific category for television performers. For travel exemptions there isn't really an economic benefit category but there also aren't any actual laws for how travel exemptions are approved, it's absolutely entirely discretion. There's a "critical skills" category that is meant to be for "supply of essential services" but I suspect that if a state government supports your entry and tells the federal government they'll organise quarantine above and beyond the usual caps then you'll get your travel exemption no matter what you're doing.

Fists Up
Apr 9, 2007

Organza Quiz posted:

There is no one big list of reasons visas can be approved. These guys would have been on subclass 408 visas, which have a specific category for television performers. For travel exemptions there isn't really an economic benefit category but there also aren't any actual laws for how travel exemptions are approved, it's absolutely entirely discretion. There's a "critical skills" category that is meant to be for "supply of essential services" but I suspect that if a state government supports your entry and tells the federal government they'll organise quarantine above and beyond the usual caps then you'll get your travel exemption no matter what you're doing.

I'm talking about the individual exemptions not the actual visa. I would make a good bet the government throws a lot into that "national interest" or "critical skills" category.

Individual exemptions
The Commissioner of the Australian Border Force and decision makers may grant you an individual exemption if you are:

  • a foreign national travelling at the invitation of the Australian Government or a state or territory government authority for the purpose of assisting in the COVID-19 response
  • a foreign national whose entry into Australia would be in the national interest, supported by the Australian Government or a state or territory government authority
  • providing critical or specialist medical services, including air ambulance, medical evacuations and delivering critical medical supplies
  • a foreign national with critical skills or working in a critical sector in Australia
  • a foreign national sponsored by your employer to work in Australia in an occupation on the Priority Migration Skilled Occupation List (PMSOL)
  • military personnel, including those who form part of the Status of Forces Agreement, Commonwealth Armed Forces, Asia Pacific Forces and Status of Armed Forces Agreement
  • a person who resides on a vessel that seeks safe port at the closest appointed port for reprovisioning or safety reasons for a limited duration, supported by the relevant State or Territory government where safe haven is sought
  • students who have been selected to take part in an International Student Arrivals Plan that has been approved by the relevant state or territory government, and endorsed by the Department of Education, Skills and Employment as satisfying the Protocols and Preconditions for International Student Arrivals.
  • students who are in their final three years of study of a medical university degree, who have evidence of a confirmed placement in an Australian hospital or medical practice. The placement must commence within the next two months, and provide medical services to the Australian public.
  • a student completing year 11 and 12, with endorsement from the Department of Education, Skills and Employment (DESE), and support from the relevant state or territory government health and education authorities. Further information regarding this process can be found at the Department of Education, Skills and Employment website.
  • a student in your final two years of study of a dental, nursing or allied health profession university degree, where you have evidence of a confirmed placement in an Australian hospital or medical practice which begins within the next two months.
  • travelling for compassionate and compelling reasons.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

SA lockdown from 6pm tonight. Vic extended another week. :itwasgladys:

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Eediot Jedi posted:

SA lockdown from 6pm tonight. Vic extended another week. :itwasgladys:

Gladys and Morrison can get in the loving bin.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I haven't been paying attention to Morrison, how many buses has he thrown Gladys under?

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Eediot Jedi posted:

I haven't been paying attention to Morrison, how many buses has he thrown Gladys under?

He seems to be in hiding again

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Eediot Jedi posted:

I haven't been paying attention to Morrison, how many buses has he thrown Gladys under?

I don't think he has been doing anything, probably hosed off back to Hawaii

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

bowmore posted:

I don't think he has been doing anything, probably hosed off back to Hawaii

Scott this is not what Dan meant when he said treat covid like a fire that's not out.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Eediot Jedi posted:

Scott this is not what Dan meant when he said treat covid like a fire that's not out.

:five:

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Eediot Jedi posted:

Scott this is not what Dan meant when he said treat covid like a fire that's not out.

Not empty quoting.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bowmore posted:

I don't think he has been doing anything, probably hosed off back to Hawaii

December: fires burning half the country. Fucks off to Hawaii.

January: Victorian covid cases exploding and state enters lockdown. Fucks off for another week because his first one got cut short by all the ungrateful bastards dying.


You can't expect a man to work forever, can you? Standing around in the back of NSW pressers looking like a smug oval office can't be easy.

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