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Honky Dong Country posted:Imagine being British and trying to look down upon literally any other country's cuisine. Just loving LOL. American BREAKFAST sausages are poo poo tho GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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a hotdog exists independently as a construct from sausage in american english for sure even though like, on a mere philosophical level they are the exact same thing, like here is a good sausage made to be ate, and here is a good sausage made to be sold. it's good versus evil poo poo. you can tell a sinner by how rarely he says frankfurter
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Jun 16, 2017 05:09
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:American sausages are poo poo tho Dude we basically eat any and all sausages, including various kinds of european sausages. Granted, we don't generally eat sausage made out of loving blood because we have actual meat and enjoy the taste of it without boiling it, but the point still stands. E: Like I can't even envision what a "British" sausage would be and how it would be any different from the large variety of sausage you can find in America. I get the feeling that the opinion that british people think an American sausage is a hot dog, which even us yanks don't call a sausage. We call it a fuckin' hot dog. We've got german sausage, italian sausage, polish kielbasa, and so on and so on. The variety is endless here. What makes a "British" sausage so amazing or unique beyond something weird like blood sausage? Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 05:12
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Honky Dong Country posted:Dude we basically eat any and all sausages, including various kinds of european sausages. Granted, we don't generally eat sausage made out of loving blood because we have actual meat and enjoy the taste of it without boiling it, but the point still stands. American breakfast sausages suck rear end for sure. I'm just basing it on eating them. We don't boil sausages. Only hotdogs  I thought you guys had biroldo in San Fran. That's blood right?
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Jun 16, 2017 05:14
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:American sausages are poo poo tho Bullshit. I'm in Wisconsin which is basically Little Germany. We got some good poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:14
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Bullshit. I'm in Wisconsin which is basically Little Germany. OK you're right. I should have specifically said breakfast sausages. That's the closest I think to UK sausages. We get all the euro sausages here, pretty much the only thing you don't get here is Mexican chorizo.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:16
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:American breakfast sausages suck rear end for sure. I'm just basing it on eating them. We don't boil sausages. Only hotdogs E: Oh I realized you were responding to me joking about you guys boiling meat. My bad. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 05:16
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Honky Dong Country posted:If somebody boiled a breakfast sausage for you they are loving retarded. They didn't man. You said this "enjoy the taste of it without boiling it, but the point still stands." which they don't do here.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:18
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:They didn't man. You said this "enjoy the taste of it without boiling it, but the point still stands." which they don't do here. Honky Dong Country posted:E: Oh I realized you were responding to me joking about you guys boiling meat. My bad.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:19
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Uh oh. Grindcore just opened a can of worms with American sausage. Now my state is known for sausages (bratwurst specifically), beer, (check our drunk driving stats), and horrible politicians. He misspoke. Go easy on him fellas.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:24
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Explain your teeth Britain
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Jun 16, 2017 05:25
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It's all good man. UK sausages are closest to what you guys call breakfast sausages. Maybe you guys get some awesome brands or a butcher that makes them super well, or a diner that sells them somewhere but I didn't find any. Butchers here would put boars, or apples, or herbs, onions, all that poo poo into different kinds of them but we'd call them all "sausages". But non Brit style sausages would be called by whatever specific kind they are (Kielbasa, Bratwurst, etc). That's all I mean. I had to mentally translate it. I'm only criticising one specific kind there as it's all we'd call "sausages". GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 05:26
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America takes the best things about all the foreign countries and amalgamates them here in one country. One of the reason britain and other countries are so dumb and bad is because all the good/smart people from there left and became Americans. Think of a sausage, its usually made out of all the shity parts of meat. But once its mixed together and put in a casing, its great. Think of a sausage made not from the lovely parts of meat, but from the best parts, think of how good that must be. That's America. I had a duck confit bratwurst once at a nice restaurant, and it was delicious, and in America.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:35
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hakimashou posted:One of the reason britain and other countries are so dumb and bad is because all the good/smart people from there left and became Americans. We certainly have become dumb and bad. When I was growing up and in my 20's these things existed: - free dental care - free university - a ton of Japanese industry that offered training, etc - tons of apprenticeships - readily accessible health care - euro passports - sausages Etc And all that's hosed up now or will be soon. So yea. "progress" has hosed up this country big time. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 05:41
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hakimashou posted:I had a duck confit bratwurst once at a nice restaurant, and it was delicious, and in America.  gently caress yea, MURICA.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:44
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I hope we cool about sausages. It's bothering me that I criticised something unfairly. If you guys know of an awesome regional kind of breakfast sausage then please let me know what it is so I can get it in the US. Cos otherwise I'll miss it. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 05:48
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The only sausages Americans eat are those disgusting briney hot dogs or, for a treat, a cheeky gobble on their father's penis. I've been to America twice and was horrified to discover this taking place in diners up and down the land.
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Jun 16, 2017 06:22
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I hope we cool about sausages. It's bothering me that I criticised something unfairly. Andouille Sausage is any meal sort of Sausage, worth a try. Otherwise if you must have a breakfast meat mush sausage visit Cincinnati, the land where the Siegfried was never stabbed in the back and the Kaiser rules foever, and eat some goetta.
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Barudak posted:Andouille Sausage is any meal sort of Sausage, worth a try. Otherwise if you must have a breakfast meat mush sausage visit Cincinnati, the land where the Siegfried was never stabbed in the back and the Kaiser rules foever, and eat some goetta. Nice. I'll check those out, thank you. I'll be spamming GBS with my next US trip as I'll be tripping balls over how excited I'll be about it.
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Jun 16, 2017 06:32
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Cum Galleon posted:or, for a treat, a cheeky gobble on their father's penis. Don't you dare poo poo on the national dish
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Jun 16, 2017 12:44
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Bullshit. I'm in Wisconsin which is basically Little Germany. Yeah, but we dont got bangers. And bangers are loving amazing. They're proper breakfast sausages.
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Jun 16, 2017 21:55
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hakimashou posted:America takes the best things about all the foreign countries and amalgamates them here in one country. Lol yeah the people nobody wanted in europe were totally too cool for it and didn't just completely fail at making a life for themselves without stealing from natives and exploiting easily available ressources lmao
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Jun 16, 2017 22:01
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Son of Rodney posted:Lol yeah the people nobody wanted in europe were totally too cool for it and didn't just completely fail at making a life for themselves without stealing from natives and exploiting easily available ressources lmao he said, his jaw quivering, tears welling up in his eyes. Yorktown son, what
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Jun 16, 2017 22:02
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Philthy posted:Yeah, but we dont got bangers. who wants a banger in the mouth
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Jun 16, 2017 22:03
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Philthy posted:Yeah, but we dont got bangers. Yeah, I've only seen them at Irish restaurants here and it's something you probably won't find in a grocery store. Same with black pudding.
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Jun 16, 2017 22:08
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Same with pork pies. They're the most amazing thing ever. This country is obsessed with everything pork. Bacon, bacon, bacon right. But no loving pork pies. What. The. gently caress.  I mean, these things right out of the oven are insanely good. The juice will run down your chin and you'll blow a load before you swallow.
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Jun 16, 2017 22:12
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Philthy posted:Same with pork pies. They're the most amazing thing ever. This country is obsessed with everything pork. Bacon, bacon, bacon right. But no loving pork pies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYOkb7GG8gc
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Jun 16, 2017 22:12
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Philthy posted:Yeah, but we dont got bangers. Philthy posted:Same with pork pies. They're the most amazing thing ever. This country is obsessed with everything pork. Bacon, bacon, bacon right. But no loving pork pies. Holy gently caress man you know what's up So they're bangers there. The old timey Brit word. Awesome I'll know what to look for. And Irish restaurants. Do you guys got dry smoked thick cut back bacon? Please say it's a thing there. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 22:22
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Bangers are specifically sausages that have oats in them because traditionally they didn't have enough meat to fill them, and when they are cooked they pop loudly, hence 'bangers'. IIRC.
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Jun 16, 2017 22:37
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Bangers and mash.. with a glorious thick, rich gravy, preferably but by no means required, onion gravy. Now we are talking. What the actual gently caress??????
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Jun 16, 2017 22:43
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That's just wrong
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Jun 16, 2017 22:50
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Holy gently caress man you know what's up Yeah, the only place I've ever seen them in the states is at an Irish restaurant, and often times they don't have that signature flavor and it's kind of depressing. Some sausage makers will do special runs of bangers and sell them in grocery stores but I haven't seen them anywhere for at least the past five years. I don't know why they're so hard to find because the taste isn't that strong that people would find it offensive. Pork pies you can only get frozen from a few speciality shops for insane amounts of money. I have never seen them for sale at a restaurant, faire, or anywhere else. It's such a shame because I think everyone in the USA would lose their poo poo if they got to try one and see how amazing they are. Some places do have thick cut bacon that is baked, yes. But it still has the American super salty bacon flavor. Original Pancake House chain does this. It's as close and you're going to get. OPH is crazy good otherwise, too.
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This is gold. Thanks man. I think one reason Brit food gets such a bad rap is the quality varies so much. So it's easy to walk in somewhere and think it sucks. But it can be really surprisingly good. The best place to get those here is at a butchers shop or restaurant. It's not the same at a supermarket. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 22:56
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Philthy posted:Yeah, the only place I've ever seen them in the states is at an Irish restaurant, and often times they don't have that signature flavor and it's kind of depressing. Some sausage makers will do special runs of bangers and sell them in grocery stores but I haven't seen them anywhere for at least the past five years. I don't know why they're so hard to find because the taste isn't that strong that people would find it offensive. Start Philthy's Pie Palace on kickstarter.
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Jun 16, 2017 22:58
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I'd back it. There must be a market for it.
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Jun 16, 2017 22:59
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hakimashou posted:America takes the best things about all the foreign countries and amalgamates them here in one country. actually america is a shithole full of religious nutjobs because a bunch of religious nutjobs went there in the past like some distant ancestor I had who went over there because his religious convictions said monarchy was wrong but slavery was cool and good the criminals all went to Australia and got the good bits of our culture like a sense of humour and alcoholism
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rip kimbo
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