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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

ded posted:

Look at these noobs who don't know about max hardcore.

Im gay

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Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

holy poo poo that av, n4i.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Phuzzy posted:

holy poo poo that av, n4i.

I don't know if it's the AV or all the First Amendment love that's got me so hot and bothered this morning. I like it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Soulex posted:

Just because you are protected under the first amendment doesn't mean there isn't going to be backlash. Running around screaming "friend of the family!" Down Martin Luther King BLVD will get my rear end beat at the very least and arrested for disturbing the peace or whatever if the cops ever showed up.

Saying you're a minor in a video for pornographic purposes is fuckin weird man. Like, I get that you're about protecting rights, and correct me if I'm wrong, but defending a dudes ability to make porn like that isn't a good soapbox to stand on.

Bullshit. Defending the weird and unpopular is EXACTLY the right soapbox, because that's EXACTLY the reason the First Amendment needs to exist.

Edit:

Victor Vermis posted:

Shouting "friend of the family!" in the face of a bunch of black people isn't protected by the 1st amendment. See also: FIRE, BOMB, ASSASSINATE, etc..


This is actually completely wrong.

And I'm way loving behind on this, drat.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Please don't conflate "weird" or "unpopular" with "obscene," "exploitative," or "illegal." I am told I am both weird and unpopular, yet I don't feel my rights endangered by the same statute that tells Max Hardcore he can't publish porn purporting to be 12 year old girls sucking urine out of their own rear end in a top hat or w/e

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Mar 18, 2016

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Godholio posted:


And I'm way loving behind on this, drat.

Yeah, we all moved to the He-Man Women's Hater Clubhouse

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

at the date posted:

Please don't conflate "weird" or "unpopular" with "obscene," "exploitative," or "illegal." I am told I am both weird and unpopular, yet I don't feel my rights endangered by the same statute that tells Max Hardcore he can't publish porn purporting to be 12 year old girls sucking urine out of their own rear end in a top hat or w/e

Right, because such a statute would be strictly worded so that it only applies to that scenario. Just like how the Patriot Act is strictly limited to people we know are terrorists, or how the NSA is restricted from spying on Americans.

You're trying to push a ball exactly 1 foot down a very steep slope and expecting the most corrupt body of politicians since the Senate of the Roman Republic to actively prevent it from going any further.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Oh my god, VV gave us an out from this trainwreck sidebar and you all picked it right back up anyway, this is the meta-idiot thread

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I'm working from home today, and bored.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
After I left my last ship, the Junior left the steam to the sootblowers open after blowing tubes. Dumped 16 tons of the 26 tons of distilled water into the stack. Not a good thing.

Steward died a couple days after getting on due to a medication mix up.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Why does a loving a former US army captain chemical officer TOC bitch that served 5 years in an aviation unit have a service dog? Why does she spam facebook about the idiot restaurant owners that don't let her in? Holy loving victimhood. I can count on one hand the number of vets with service dogs who both actually need them and actually take good care of them.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Zeris posted:

Why does a loving a former US army captain chemical officer TOC bitch that served 5 years in an aviation unit have a service dog? Why does she spam facebook about the idiot restaurant owners that don't let her in? Holy loving victimhood. I can count on one hand the number of vets with service dogs who both actually need them and actually take good care of them.

Because she's a [former] officer and she wanted a dog, you loving idiot.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Proceed, governor

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Zeris posted:

Why does a loving a former US army captain chemical officer TOC bitch that served 5 years in an aviation unit have a service dog? Why does she spam facebook about the idiot restaurant owners that don't let her in? Holy loving victimhood. I can count on one hand the number of vets with service dogs who both actually need them and actually take good care of them.

Licensing of companion/support animals is basically a racket now. Some people have them to legit help out at home with ptsd, so then civilian asperger idiots who got cyber bullied one time decided they could get on planes with their loving emotional support pelican or some poo poo and demand a free seat for it.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I want to see an emotional support pelican in action. Preferably to calm the owner after a fight to bring a pelican in a store.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Godholio posted:

I want to see an emotional support pelican in action. Preferably to calm the owner after a fight to bring a pelican in a store.

"That's not a duck, it's a PELICAN!"

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Memento posted:

Licensing of companion/support animals is basically a racket now. Some people have them to legit help out at home with ptsd, so then civilian asperger idiots who got cyber bullied one time decided they could get on planes with their loving emotional support pelican or some poo poo and demand a free seat for it.



"Mukufe has nightmares where his machete is dull and doesn't cleanly cut the hands off of children. Fortunately his service hyena, Rudy, senses when Mufuke is experiencing emotional distress and helps comfort him through his episodes."

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Phuzzy posted:

Man I thought it was Heavy Equipment Transport and I was all :psyduck: over some Oshkosh wrangler yelling at some farmer guy.

yeah for real I was like this fuckin' gung ho truck driver spooked a whole camp haha

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Dingleberry posted:



"Mukufe has nightmares where his machete is dull and doesn't cleanly cut the hands off of children. Fortunately his service hyena, Rudy, senses when Mufuke is experiencing emotional distress and helps comfort him through his episodes."

Finally journalism I can trust!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





lightpole posted:

After I left my last ship, the Junior left the steam to the sootblowers open after blowing tubes. Dumped 16 tons of the 26 tons of distilled water into the stack. Not a good thing.

lol dude owns

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
I saw like thirty seconds of a Max Hardcore flick. As soon as the girl started projectile puking on shaft & balls I closed the tab and found some nice, wholesome midget porn to jack my stack to.

That's where I draw the line for obscenity. Someone puking on your nuts? Who would want that? I feel like cleanup aside stomach acid on the gooch would be unpleasant. But on the other hand who wouldn't gently caress a midget, just once, if only to to say you did it?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Zeris posted:

Why does a loving a former US army captain chemical officer TOC bitch that served 5 years in an aviation unit have a service dog? Why does she spam facebook about the idiot restaurant owners that don't let her in? Holy loving victimhood. I can count on one hand the number of vets with service dogs who both actually need them and actually take good care of them.

maybe she was raped?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
This thread is getting a time out.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.

Memento posted:

Licensing of companion/support animals is basically a racket now. Some people have them to legit help out at home with ptsd, so then civilian asperger idiots who got cyber bullied one time decided they could get on planes with their loving emotional support pelican or some poo poo and demand a free seat for it.

I'm just glad they finally made a law that said service animals had to provide a specific function and "Max Hardcore, my porcupine, makes me feel better when he's near me" doesn't count as a function anymore unless someone's actually certified Max.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Soldat und Tod

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
tod is such a dick, always fuckin with me when im tryin to bzo my rifle before we go over the top

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
" ~ ssssssssSMALL GAP, MEIN SOLDAT!!!! NYAH NYAH NYAH (rattle rattle rattle)~ "

"shut the gently caress up Tod ur not my NCO"

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
To be fair, would you be able to tell the orders of a lich apart from your usual nobles?

"hhhhhhh I NEED THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS TO FUEL THE FURNACE OF HATE THE SUSTAINS MEeeeeeeeee"

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Scratch Monkey posted:


Soldat und Tod

"Guys? Get Tod off me! Now! This isn't funny anymore!"

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
gently caress Tod

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
German experiments with necromancy in World War 1 presaged the Nazi's widespread use of skeleton soldiers in World War 2.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Phuzzy posted:

To be fair, would you be able to tell the orders of a lich apart from your usual nobles?

"hhhhhhh I NEED THE BLOOD OF VIRGINS TO FUEL THE FURNACE OF HATE THE SUSTAINS MEeeeeeeeee"

Thats an NCO, this is an officer.

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

ElMaligno posted:

Thats an NCO, this is an officer.


thank majr skeltal

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
thank

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Scratch Monkey posted:


Soldat und Tod

Dark Souls 4 lookin good

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

ElMaligno posted:

Thats an NCO, this is an officer.


Exactly what I expected my dipping, spit bottle carrying, F-250 driving redneck peers to look like as undead lichs

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mustang posted:

Exactly what I expected my dipping, spit bottle carrying, F-250 driving redneck peers to look like as undead lichs

Covered in stupid bling and sitting on the tackiest-looking, ridiculously expensive furniture? Yep, checks out.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Scratch Monkey posted:


Soldat und Tod


"But Korporal Tod, shaving I am four times already zis mornink!"

"Shave again, Zis is the standard!" *taps mandible*

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

gently caress Tod

tods such a fuckin dick

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Scratch Monkey posted:


Soldat und Tod

Hörst du das? Es ist der Klang von gut bekommen

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