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https://x.com/DavidInglesTV/status/1772225987222311164?s=20 RIP the world's supply of chocolate and my fat rear end
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 18:37 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:17 |
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is this why my cocaine is so expensive as well?
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 18:50 |
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bedpan posted:hmm, so if we could eliminate the bottom 90% of the population the top 10% could double their emissions? I have some concerning news about who makes the goods necessary for the top 10% to enjoy their emissions Don't worry though, we're making great strides in automation every day
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 19:02 |
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Nix Panicus posted:I have some concerning news about who makes the goods necessary for the top 10% to enjoy their emissions In the future Grok will make your burgers. You won't care.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 19:13 |
smoobles posted:is this why my cocaine is so expensive as well? no, that's only because it's artificially price controlled. how about this for a crack ping: today i went for a walk and was already so used to the smell of burning canadians i didn't realize a building in my neighborhood had caught fire. I thought it was just canada like usual and didn't know until i physically saw the trucks pull up.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 19:57 |
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Nix Panicus posted:I have some concerning news about who makes the goods necessary for the top 10% to enjoy their emissions can’t automate ecology sadly
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 20:09 |
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Mr. Sharps posted:can’t automate ecology sadly We will literally die trying
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 21:48 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:no, that's only because it's artificially price controlled. that's a cool new normal we have here.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 21:54 |
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Paradoxish posted:Ongoing and unresolvable stress, anxiety, fear, etc. are essentially the worst things that can happen to you short of actual, physical pain. Like, there's a reason "died peacefully in their sleep" is something that people see as a best possible outcome even though a person still be dead. please I haven’t moved past poo poo stressmaxing is how I keep my lymph nodes in check
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 21:56 |
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I know there’s been a clean bdelloid png posted before anyone have it ? asking for a friend (me)
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 21:57 |
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 23:22 |
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It's the arse, OP.
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# ? Mar 25, 2024 23:23 |
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Mr. Sharps posted:can’t automate ecology sadly https://builtin.com/robotics/robot-bees quote:One example is BloomX (formerly known as Bumblebee AI), an Israeli startup that uses artificial intelligence and elements of biomimicry to pollinate crops when they need pollinating.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 00:04 |
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and then the bees became our enemies, for they were all israeli spies.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 00:09 |
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Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:It's the arse, OP. foot
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 00:14 |
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CODChimera posted:so is it going to go back to normal or what? My most helpful crack-ping was accepting that there isn't any "normal". The universe is a giant cause effect engine run by physics we barely understand, but what we consider "normal" on Earth has just been a steady state / slow rate of change that we happened to evolve into. So "normal" is the biosphere we're comfortable in, but the universe doesn't care if the Earth changes into Venus or Mars, we can gnash our teeth and stamp our feet and it's going to happen depending on the energy flow. We've converted a hell of a lot of energy that was underground into energy that is in the air and water - where we go from here is just the consequences of thermodynamics.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 00:33 |
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CGI Stardust posted:fear not, our best minds are on the case I enjoy living through Charlie Brooker's demented future come to life. toggle posted:foot Farce.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 00:33 |
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kater posted:I know there’s been a clean bdelloid png posted before anyone have it ? asking for a friend (me) here u go now everyone can make funny memes
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 02:06 |
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CGI Stardust posted:fear not, our best minds are on the case It uses AI, don't look into it, trust us.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 02:49 |
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only way robot bees are saving us is if the AI goes rogue and they burrow into the brains of every billionaire on earth
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 03:28 |
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quote:
One: that's a very clever way to market-speak over "the machine is really noisy". Two: I'm pretty sure the predictive algorithm they mentioned is the "AI-powered" part. Probably something that outputs a "do you need to be shaken" score as a function of plant age and the weather history. If they actually used AI for this, I think that's way overkill for this problem, but I assume you don't get funded unless you work AI in somehow.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 04:00 |
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starkebn posted:My most helpful crack-ping was accepting that there isn't any "normal". The universe is a giant cause effect engine run by physics we barely understand, but what we consider "normal" on Earth has just been a steady state / slow rate of change that we happened to evolve into. So "normal" is the biosphere we're comfortable in, but the universe doesn't care if the Earth changes into Venus or Mars, we can gnash our teeth and stamp our feet and it's going to happen depending on the energy flow. You’re so right. To expand upon what you said: When I was a very headstrong but curious kid in a terrible environment the most helpful reflection I had about this realization you speak of is that if you not only openly express it, but dare to demonstrate via attitude and spoken word that you are in-fact completely at peace with said belief, you will mortify every weakling around you and they will reflexively label you a nihilist and that’s that. You are forever excluded from being in their good graces. Asocial dorks (have I incessantly mentioned Elon Musk yet?) like to think of humans as being meat computers, but the truth is that we are much closer to being meat cellos always seeking our quartet. Sometimes we can get impressively close to perfect harmonization but more often than not we sound a little off key to each other, increasingly so as we struggle to be “the one” who directs our music. If the ultimate underpinning of our reality is that it is noisy particle soup with no meaning but what we assign it and you, being the arrogant little chimp that you are open your mouth to confess as such, all other people are going to hear is the terrifying static of that particle soup. And they will do ANYTHING to shut it up. ooooo Aaa Aa monkey only like E major *eats booger* every monkey know E major holy ooo oo oo only like song with simple chord aaga aga why this other monkey play some weird diminished discordant sound ooo OOOO MONKEY START TO GET MAD eee ee ee weird sounding monkey find this funny this only make MONKEY GET MADDER AGAGA OOO OO The monkeys have difficulty wrapping their head around the notion that their “higher power” is a conceptual thing that resides in all things. That there is no supreme authority to defer to because we are all gods, all eight billion of us bless our moronic souls, because of course anything with sentience is. Power emanates from the center of all you can touch, it is not handed down from on high and it is entirely up to you to learn how to sense it in every instance. If you don’t care to, then that’s really all there is to it and whatever you neglect might as well pop out of existence like Schrödinger’s cat because after all you are quite literally the center of the universe, and as God you decree it ain’t part of yours. If you take issue with this definition of godhood I ask you: what else could persistence hunt a ten thousand mile wide magic orb to its knees until there is nothing left but its silicon carcass? Anyway this is all to say that the only way to make peace with this existence is to ride that cause and effect engine however you goddamn well please so long as you can accept that it will ride you back with similar disregard. Let that particle soup flow through you like a manifold and don’t be afraid to open and close some valves of your choosing. Stay godly out there brother *adjusts his fedora and peacoat and walks toward the sunset carrying two crossed swords on his back*
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 04:18 |
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Hubbert posted:here u go Aw poo poo saving the angry bdell E: Just to fill out the page
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 04:20 |
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SixteenShells posted:
Yeah, basically every granting institution in the US has some specific language about prioritizing proposals that integrate Artificial Intelligence in some way. For example NOAA has an Artificial Intelligence Focus Area that you can read here: https://sciencecouncil.noaa.gov/noaa-science-technology-focus-areas/noaa-articial-intelligence-strategy/ quote:As data exploitation capabilities continue to increase exponentially with improved satellite systems and architecture, unmanned systems and commercial data sources, AI methods will provide transformative advancements in the quality and timeliness of NOAA science, products, and services. The term “AI” is used here to encompass the capabilities identified in the “AI Capabilities” graphic on page 4. so... yeah
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 04:33 |
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Ignore_Me posted:You’re so right. To expand upon what you said: sir this is a wendys
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 06:10 |
Stereotype posted:Yeah, basically every granting institution in the US has some specific language about prioritizing proposals that integrate Artificial Intelligence in some way. For example NOAA has an Artificial Intelligence Focus Area that you can read here: https://sciencecouncil.noaa.gov/noaa-science-technology-focus-areas/noaa-articial-intelligence-strategy/ haha were all gonna die
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 06:19 |
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Stereotype posted:Yeah, basically every granting institution in the US has some specific language about prioritizing proposals that integrate Artificial Intelligence in some way. For example NOAA has an Artificial Intelligence Focus Area that you can read here: https://sciencecouncil.noaa.gov/noaa-science-technology-focus-areas/noaa-articial-intelligence-strategy/ I love it when people who don't actually know anything about machine learning decide that they want to blow their organization up to try to do more of it
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 06:22 |
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The Oldest Man posted:sir this is a wendys You’re so right. To expand upon what you said: When I was a headstrong but horny kid in a terrible wendys the most useful realization I had about wanting to gently caress the baconator was
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 06:40 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 07:26 |
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Stereotype posted:Yeah, basically every granting institution in the US has some specific language about prioritizing proposals that integrate Artificial Intelligence in some way. For example NOAA has an Artificial Intelligence Focus Area that you can read here: https://sciencecouncil.noaa.gov/noaa-science-technology-focus-areas/noaa-articial-intelligence-strategy/ there is a modeling crisis, y’know we’ll get AI good enough to predict climate change, not good enough to fix it
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 08:15 |
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Unless posted:we’ll get AI good enough to predict climate change, not good enough to fix it We won’t get either, honestly. Unless you want grok to predict which entrance of your house the black blob on the Doppler is currently blasting it’s hot humid load into oh so it’s cool when iggy pop does it but all I get are stares Ignore_Me has issued a correction as of 11:16 on Mar 26, 2024 |
# ? Mar 26, 2024 10:45 |
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Ignore_Me posted:
ok
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 11:05 |
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Sweet music flex
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 11:25 |
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Biosphere? More like deadosphere.
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 13:59 |
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https://twitter.com/RogerHallamCS21/status/1772599667181731911 Article: quote:Emissions connected to top oil and gas firms may cause millions of heat deaths by 2100, study finds
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 14:16 |
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roger's right
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 14:23 |
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"Ignore Me"? Username/post combo if ever I saw one!
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 14:32 |
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CGI Stardust posted:fear not, our best minds are on the case Placing bees in direct competition with the profit motive This is a Captain Planet villain origin story
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 14:54 |
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Dokapon Findom posted:"Ignore Me"? Username/post combo if ever I saw one! But here's the rub: we can't identify the combo without first reading the post He's got us cornered
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# ? Mar 26, 2024 18:20 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:17 |
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funny_feeling.mp4 https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/dairy-cattle-texas-kansas-tested-positive-bird-flu-108482834quote:Dairy cattle in Texas and Kansas test positive for bird flu
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