MLB Championship Series GDT: PHAT

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I remember there was a Phillies twitter account last year that made these funny videos bagging on whoever they beat:
https://twitter.com/Phillies_Muse/status/1584306397847527424

But when the Phillies lost in the world series, they didn't follow through on the bit for the Phillies, they just made a video saying "nah gently caress you, we're still great, we'll be back next year." and I lost a lot of respect for the bit because if you're gonna dick on other teams that hard, you should be willing to look inward as well when your number gets punch, in my opinion.

What I'm saying is, the reason the Phillies are about to lose this series and lose their shot to get back to the World Series is because this Phillies fan wouldn't make a video making fun of them.

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canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

WTFBEES posted:

This Phillys dude has some gross rear end hair.

Please be more specific

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:21

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

just noticed marlins man couldn't do better than like 6th row

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:21

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

duomo posted:

He pours cups of water on it during games

Is that what it is? I legit thought it was greasy

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Phillies making Jake Cave go through what poor Vaughn Grissom went through. baseball is a beautiful sport

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

loving Arizona

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

R.D. Mangles posted:

jake cave is the dumbest name i have ever heard

Jake Burger

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Cake Jave

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

And not with a bang, but a whimper go the Phillies.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

gartz snek fans, your team wasn't better

but they were the ones who actually felt like playing baseball, and that counts more

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I�m glad it�s over

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 17 days!

Bummer

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

lmao at philadelphia

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:22

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

Loser city loses again. Lol.

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Sorry Phillies

lol Arizona that rules

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

CapnAndy posted:

gartz snek fans, your team wasn't better

but they were the ones who actually felt like playing baseball, and that counts more

Lol get hosed Phillies!

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

"Boooooooo"

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

https://youtu.be/47i9QriyqNw

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Slimy Hog: Apr 22, 2008

Good for them

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

So, Carroll or Sewald for MVP?

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Dinosaurs!: May 22, 2003

R.I.P. The Vibes

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

simble: May 11, 2004

Holy poo poo! gently caress yeah!

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

opposable thumbs.db: Jan 7, 2008; It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me; Pillbug

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

IOwnCalculus: Apr 2, 2003

Canned Sunshine posted:

Lol get hosed Phillies!

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

whoever the phillies batting coach is shouldn't have a job by the time he gets to the locker room

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

choke artists

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

YeahTubaMike posted:

So, Carroll or Sewald for MVP?

I kinda think Alek Thomas

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

gartz snek fans, your team wasn't better

lmfao

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

GoutPatrol posted:

let me clarify

the people who matter from there are small

Ah yes I forgot that people don�t matter if they don�t live on a coast, you�re right

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Bingo

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

...! posted:

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE DOGSHIT GARBAGE

ain't wrong

# ? Oct 25, 2023 04:23

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost