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coelomate posted:if you're a billionaire you should have your billions in short term us treasuries. no bank risk and 4.5% interest dummy. It is 4% now
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Mar 13, 2023 13:44
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https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635260024330293248 do it jerome the euros think it's cool https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1635260446063349761 hmmm coelomate has issued a correction as of 13:52 on Mar 13, 2023 |
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Mar 13, 2023 13:44
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the entire reason people use insured deposits and pay the associated fees is they are making a bet that the bank will fail there is insurance because banks routinely fail! it's not some unforeseen circumstance! not investing giant dragon hordes of money and wanting liquidity is its own bet!
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Mar 13, 2023 13:45
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Lol krugman https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1635260909403897858?t=AsC5BDdFQ7ggKD8NvXZl0g&s=19 Lol markets insane https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635258413251985410?t=qf1-juD6HAzN6-7UQEcmeQ&s=19
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Mar 13, 2023 13:48
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Mr Hootington posted:It is 4% now Heh, yeah, markets are definitely thinking we may have a PIVOT. But not that bad yet. fed funds is 4.57 as of friday and IIRC declared in the 4.5 - 4.75 range. Yields will girate but short term ones shouldn't dip meaningfully below that. I see a 1 month quote at 4.489 right now
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Mar 13, 2023 13:48
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ceci n'est pas une bailout
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Mar 13, 2023 13:50
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I didn't know bank runs cure inflation, but I'm not an economist
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Mar 13, 2023 13:51
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Mr Hootington posted:Lol krugman What is he talking about? Everyone knows Uncle Sam will step in an fix everything with the money printer if they gently caress it up too badly
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Mar 13, 2023 13:51
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also, putting so much money in a single uninsured deposit and institution such that the very existence of your own business and being able to make payroll disappearing overnight is its own terrible bet! random people off the street have better financial acumen
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Mar 13, 2023 13:51
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Blood?
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Mar 13, 2023 13:52
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Mr Hootington posted:2 year treasurers yield is down .52BPS. This is because people are rushing to move money from equities into bonds.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:53
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Goons: Blood! *extracts blood from goons* Goons: No, not like that…
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Mar 13, 2023 13:54
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bank death Bank Death BANK DEATH
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Mar 13, 2023 13:54
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A good Clip and she is right. https://twitter.com/0ddette/status/1635259675485831170?t=k96MMRgv-VHZEbi6kBZPEw&s=19 https://twitter.com/0ddette/status/1635261561320374272?t=rJiOzaXC8GQ1eCXhuJ1sGg&s=19
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Mar 13, 2023 13:56
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2008: Banks have a liquidity crisis, Fed steps in to guarantee liquidity 2023: Banks have a solvency crisis, Fed steps in to guarantee solvency What happens now?
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Mar 13, 2023 13:56
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SKULL.GIF posted:2008: Banks have a liquidity crisis, Fed steps in to guarantee liquidity Buy the dip, number go up
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Mar 13, 2023 13:57
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Banks have an existential crisis
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Mar 13, 2023 13:57
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someone should benchmark an inverse skull.gif index
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Mar 13, 2023 13:58
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shrike82 posted:someone should benchmark an inverse skull.gif index We've been in a bear market for 14 months now.
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Mar 13, 2023 13:59
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brandon about to take the mic and tell us it's fine and to go back to bed
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Mar 13, 2023 14:00
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"Before I leave for California I want to briefly speak about what's happening at SVB and Signature Bank"
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Mar 13, 2023 14:01
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We can have confidence in our banking system and our deposits everyone! breathe easier
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Mar 13, 2023 14:01
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"I instructed my team to act quickly to protect capital and investors"
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Mar 13, 2023 14:01
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Mr Hootington posted:A good Clip and she is right. good posts
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Mar 13, 2023 14:01
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Mar 13, 2023 14:01
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"Treasury Secretary Yellen and a team of regulators took immediate action to bail out fart apps, fart app investors, and fart app speculators."
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Mar 13, 2023 14:02
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comedyblissoption posted:also, putting so much money in a single uninsured deposit and institution such that the very existence of your own business and being able to make payroll disappearing overnight is its own terrible bet! random people off the street have better financial acumen but I have a lot invested in this bet
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Mar 13, 2023 14:02
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Early but it doesn't sound like Brandon's telling us anything new. Just recapping the weekend https://i.imgur.com/RFzS1q6.gifv
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Mar 13, 2023 14:02
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"That's how capitalism works, Jack"
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Mar 13, 2023 14:03
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https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1635265194594291716
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Mar 13, 2023 14:03
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Mr Hootington posted:Lol krugman does he not know airplanes have wifi you can buy this is the third "oh no I have to get on airplane while news is happening" tweet I've seen about this, from people who can clearly afford a $10 wifi pass
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Mar 13, 2023 14:04
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SKULL.GIF posted:We've been in a bear market for 14 months now. when does it become a twink market?
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Mar 13, 2023 14:04
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investors took a risk, but people keeping money over fdic limits did not take a risk thanks joe
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Mar 13, 2023 14:04
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man he sounds sleeper than me this morning declare today national nap day
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Mar 13, 2023 14:04
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SKULL.GIF posted:2008: Banks have a liquidity crisis, Fed steps in to guarantee liquidity Bet it on black in Vegas. Might as loving well.
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Mar 13, 2023 14:05
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Iron Crowned posted:when does it become a twink market? wake me up when its a cougar market
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Mar 13, 2023 14:05
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my bony fealty posted:does he not know airplanes have wifi you can buy it's an excuse
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Mar 13, 2023 14:05
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1635265083751165952 He looks so bad
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Mar 13, 2023 14:05
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recession averted. we did it.
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Mar 13, 2023 14:05
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well announcement was a bunch of poo poo as expected I suppose, too bad
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