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stickyfngrdboy posted:Lol. Blatter press conference interrupted before it started thanks to that poo poo comedian who pretends to be a footballer throwing fake money at him. Ace. Here's a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbYAoxvIZmU edit: the tsunami hasn't taken him out just yet Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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poo poo Farm posted:lee nelson is one of the least funny people alive Wasn't it Simon Brodkin? Also that was funny as gently caress, got a good laugh out of the journalists there.
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Jul 20, 2015 14:35
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Also imagine Blatter saying all that money has nothing to do with football.
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Surprisingly he'll be able to go in Russia.
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Healbot posted:Wasn't it Simon Brodkin? Same guy
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I cannot be declared responsible for morals of members I did not elect and had no power to not elect
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Jul 20, 2015 14:44
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Blatter on the waves
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Jul 20, 2015 14:44
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WTF is he listening to on his stethoscope. FIFA will have a new president on 26th of February and he's going to radio after that date... He still hasn't said the new president will definitely not be him
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Jul 20, 2015 14:46
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did he pick up the money?
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JFairfax posted:did he pick up the money? did he ever!
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Joopjan posted:
Afterwards he wanders around the stage confused. He seems either genuinely shaken or 79 years old and senile.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:04
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I imagine hes just realised that its that easy for someone to get close enough to stab him.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:17
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dkj posted:Afterwards he wanders around the stage confused. He seems either genuinely shaken or 79 years old and senile. Torn between picking the cash up madly on live television and not picking it up. Also slightly puzzled at the high number of one dollar bills.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:21
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Lee Nelson has just redeemed himself for his entire previous life and any other poo poo he ever does.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:43
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You can see his eyes track each bill individually like one of those sharpshooters who can throw two handfuls of clay pigeons in the air and pick off all of them. His hand even looks like he's reaching for it
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The SEC is looking into a civil case against (Unnamed athletic shoes and sportswear company). http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/07/18/uk-sec-fifa-probe-exclusive-idUKKCN0PS00520150718
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vyelkin posted:So do Gazprom and Qatar Airways. Serious question: Who cares about Qatar Airways outside of Qatar? Why would they pay a ton of money to sponsor a game? McDonald's is in 119 countries worldwide. Coke has official distributorship in literally every country on Earth other than Cuba and North Korea. Both have a vested interest in shoving their brand in the faces of worldwide football audiences. Gazprom and Qatar Airways do not.
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Jul 20, 2015 18:40
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Azhais posted:Serious question: Who cares about Qatar Airways outside of Qatar? Why would they pay a ton of money to sponsor a game? The advertising are for Gazprom and Qatar Airways are not directed at us plebes anyway, but think about Emirates Airlines in the past decade. Nobody knew who they were and now they're in every major airport in the world and known as an upper class airline.
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Their planes are known for being quiet.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:You can see his eyes track each bill individually like one of those sharpshooters who can throw two handfuls of clay pigeons in the air and pick off all of them. His hand even looks like he's reaching for it Watch the twitch reflex in his hand. All top notch FIFA ****ers have it.....
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I just assumed the Gazprom ads served the double purpose of laundering oligarch money. Twice the corruption for one low price
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It's just like the TV ads for stuff BNSF, BP or ExxonMoblie (as a global brand, not something like a gas station commercial). They aren't directly targeted at end consumers except to the extent they're designed to establish familiarity and comfort with the corporate brand or some idealized and basically made-up corporate mission/focus. This has the effect of making lobbying the relevant governments for lovely stuff a bit smoother. Barvo fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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Azhais posted:Serious question: Who cares about Qatar Airways outside of Qatar? Why would they pay a ton of money to sponsor a game? uh
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He means America are good at capitalism wth are these new guys getting involved for ffs
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It's hilarious scaring an old man. Well done. Ha-ha very funny English humour.
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jyrka posted:It's hilarious scaring an old man. Well done. Ha-ha very funny English humour. He seemed generally terrified when he saw the bills were fake.
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Azhais posted:Serious question: Who cares about Qatar Airways outside of Qatar? Why would they pay a ton of money to sponsor a game? Qatar Airways is expanding rapidly in the US.
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Reminds me of this, awful offensive image that I definitely don't endorse http://www.resist.com/updates/2009/JUN_09/KikenGreedA.jpg
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Jul 20, 2015 23:00
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"eww low denomination dollars that have been handled by poors and coloreds"
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Jul 20, 2015 23:04
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He knows that if he touches American currency they will be able to extradite him.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:He knows that if he touches American currency they will be able to extradite him. Do you even know how the RICO laws work?
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Tigren posted:Do you even know how the RICO laws work? rico says that if you touch a comedy-purpose counterfeit dollar bill even once they can send you straight to gitmo!! watch the fbi nail Blatter with this 1 weird trick
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Lutha Mahtin posted:rico says that if you touch a comedy-purpose counterfeit dollar bill even once they can send you straight to gitmo!! watch the fbi nail Blatter with this 1 weird trick Are those actually counterfeit? they look fairly real
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Former FIFA VP and CONCACAF president Jeffrey Webb posted his $10 million bail with the following: - Ten homes owned by Webb, his wife, and family - A 2015 Ferrari, 2014 Range Rover, and 2003 Mercedes-Benz - A 401(k) account belonging to his wife, as well as her equity in an unnamed company - Eleven luxury watches owned by Webb - A diamond wedding ring, diamond bracelet, diamond and pearl necklace, pearl earrings, diamond earrings, and two luxury watches owned by his wife
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TheBigAristotle posted:Former FIFA VP and CONCACAF president Jeffrey Webb posted his $10 million bail with the following: This seems to much like a movie villain to be true.
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ayb posted:Are those actually counterfeit? they look fairly real It's been years since I was a bank teller but they fall like stiff one dollar bills would fall, yet they don't fly up in the air like uncirculated ones normally would. I think they're real which is funny because that's a lot of effort and/or practice just to get the bills oily enough to scatter like that. Who would want to pay to print and cut that many reasonably legitimate looking fake one dollar bills?
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TheBigAristotle posted:Former FIFA VP and CONCACAF president Jeffrey Webb posted his $10 million bail with the following:
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