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Oberleutnant posted:what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy6UmplFBrY Living in the future.
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Angela Christine posted:They make a variety of products (that no one needs). http://needwant.com/ quote:Mod Notebooks - a notebook that syncs to the cloud! Except it doesn't. It is a regular paper notebook. When it is full, you mail it back to these guys, and they will scan it and put it on the cloud for you. There are smartpens that will do this for real, but they probably cost more than fotocopy-by-mail here. Modest Mao posted:seek help please respect my hundreds of shitposts of history and understand that what works for the Modest Mao may not work for the akulanization. i await your apology, you seem to be pretty good at that.
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Fojar38 posted:the appropriate response is "yes, both that and the thing that you are doing are bad. but what the us did was hundreds of years ago while you are doing it right now" lol yeah that's gonna happen
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Everyone and everything is bad, and if you haven't figured this out in 2016 you're a dumbo.Angela Christine posted:Wow, that flower oscar really is creepy looking. I'm really curious at the number of plunges during his few days in the Middle Kingdom.
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Haier posted:Everyone and everything is bad, and if you haven't figured this out in 2016 you're a dumbo. I was under the impression that he brings his entourage of Eastern European "models" with him via private jet/yacht wherever he goes.
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Using Google to look up information on a company in Shenzhen. I clicked images because it's always good. That linked me to this: http://www.adanov.com/asia/page41.html Which linked me to this: http://www.loveme.com/tour/chinese-women/chinese-women.htm Scroll down to Tour Video Testimonials and watch the middle guy in the white shirt. JFC Blistex posted:I was under the impression that he brings his entourage of Eastern European "models" with him via private jet/yacht wherever he goes. Fine, I'll just tweet at him and see if he replies.
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Angela Christine posted:They make a variety of products (that no one needs). http://needwant.com/ that sheet, phone case, masks and notebook are all existing products that they did a minor edit on. I have sold those thin unbranded phone cases, they suck There is a chance they were the original creators and then the factories started selling them to everyone else, but not likely Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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http://www.techtimes.com/articles/42390/20150326/china-prohibits-vulgar-content-on-wechat-or-else.htmquote:Chinese sensors will punish WeChat users who use language or images that describe or depict nudity, eroticism, sexual abuse, one-night stands, wife sharing and "other harmful information," according to a report from Reuters. Other offending material includes ads for drugs, ads about sexually transmitted diseases, voyeuristic media and any leaked content. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Haier posted:http://www.techtimes.com/articles/42390/20150326/china-prohibits-vulgar-content-on-wechat-or-else.htm So I take it someone has the job of finding erotic WeChat pics? etalian fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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They're literally banning sexting? What a world.
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etalian posted:So take it someone has the job of finding erotic WeChat pics? They just need to tap one man's phone. Haier hope you got a burner.
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Tequila Sunrise posted:They're literally banning sexting? What a world. Haier plunged a woman who was mistress of a communist party official, so no everyone will be punished.
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About the children and grandparents talk some pages ago. I have an agreement with my wife that we won't try for children until we are living outside of China. And in the event of an accident, we'd just move out of China. The interesting thing though, is that I always saw her dad as an utter and complete rear end in a top hat, but reading some of the stories in this thread about parents and how they treat the children (daughters) he suddenly doesn't see that bad. Still, wouldn't trust him with my child though.
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Modest Mao posted:Could you imagine the US government wanting its citizens to help it make a territorial claim, and even providing them with the means for them and their families to provide for themselves or start an enterprise to further that claim? Taint reaped again... Ouch
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I know this is China chat, but if I'm planning a 1-2 week trip to Vietnam how much $ should I save? I will be staying in a hotel, but the gal I'm going with is a native of Vietnam so I have a built-in translator :bigtran:
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Captain Yossarian posted:I know this is China chat, but if I'm planning a 1-2 week trip to Vietnam how much $ should I save? I will be staying in a hotel, but the gal I'm going with is a native of Vietnam so I have a built-in translator :bigtran: $300 a week maybe? Hotels are where it gets you. Everything else should be cheap. I'm just guessing because the last time I stayed in Thailand for a month to see family I spent like $100 because I didn't have to pay for a hotel. $2 a day on food at the Buddhist buffet and the rest on Red Bull and boner drinks.
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Haier posted:$300 a week maybe? Hotels are where it gets you. Everything else should be cheap. I'm just guessing because the last time I stayed in Thailand for a month to see family I spent like $100 because I didn't have to pay for a hotel. $2 a day on food at the Buddhist buffet and the rest on Red Bull and boner drinks. Hey that's not bad at all, I think she's planning on 2018 so I have more then enough time to: save $ and also try to talk my friend into staying with her family for free 
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Haier posted:http://www.techtimes.com/articles/42390/20150326/china-prohibits-vulgar-content-on-wechat-or-else.htm "ads about sexually transmitted diseases" i'm guessing the party bosses all have hosed up dicks or something
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Irradiation posted:Oh I know. But Oregon State was one of the ones specifically called out in this article that someone linked earlier. http://www.wsj.com/articles/heavy-recruitment-of-chinese-students-sows-discord-on-u-s-campuses-1458224413 In the comment section, someone broke down the sources and noted that WSJ seemed to get Oregon State and Uni of Oregon mixed up with those figures.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:"ads about sexually transmitted diseases" "No, penises are supposed to be covered in huge lumpy warts and puss filled nodules."
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Darkman Fanpage posted:"ads about sexually transmitted diseases" I'm going to assume that ads for condoms are an insult to the Chinese peoples.
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Singapore is cool because it teaches English as well as Chinese in their schools.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I know this is China chat, but if I'm planning a 1-2 week trip to Vietnam how much $ should I save? I will be staying in a hotel, but the gal I'm going with is a native of Vietnam so I have a built-in translator :bigtran: Screw a hotel man. Get a private Junk Boat on Ha Long bay. You don't want to go to south Vietnam anyway.
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Gorilla Salad posted:"No, penises are supposed to be covered in huge lumpy warts and puss filled nodules." Self lubricating and ribbed for her pleasure.
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The Great Autismo! posted:I've gotten some really weird gifts in China. A girl I was kinda dating gave me a pillow with my face on it as a gift. She had me open it and she spent the night that night and slept with it and I expected her to take it the next day but she left it on my bed, so that next night I was getting ready for bed and my pillow was just staring at me. It was really awkward. she just wanted you to save face
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 This is from that article about the young masters of our universe visiting China. Is that a "gamer" keyboard? I thought the DOTA tournament was in Shanghai, not Shenzhen?
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MG2 posted:Singapore is cool because it teaches English as well as Chinese in their schools. Also caning for crimes quote:Singaporean law allows caning to be ordered for over 35 offences, including hostage-taking/kidnapping, robbery, gang robbery with murder, drug abuse, vandalism, extortion, rioting, sexual abuse, and unlawful possession of weapons. Caning is also a mandatory punishment for certain offences such as rape, drug trafficking, illegal money-lending, and for visiting foreigners who overstay their visa by more than 90 days (a measure designed to deter illegal immigrant workers)
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etalian posted:Also caning for crimes  BTW, I thought of that response before you changed from gum spitting. Gum spitters are scum.
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Angela Christine posted:
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etalian posted:I think the whole cane punishment for gum splitting is a myth. Any goons want to go find out?
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etalian posted:I think the whole cane punishment for gum splitting is a myth. It happened in the 90s? It was like the elian gonzalez of the early 90s. Some shithead tourist teenager I think? Everyone was talking about it. But wikipedia says it never happened so I guess I don't know what the gently caress. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Fay This says it was vandalism and theft but we all heard it was gum chewing. The news definitely reported it like that to make it more outrageous that another country was doing corporal punishment on our boys-will-be-boys.
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This is a beautiful gallery of photos taken from the phone of a tuhao thug. They look old as hell by the quality. Don't click if you don't want to see some farmer getting abused. http://imgur.com/a/RjInD The guy matches his couch cushions.
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Haier posted:This is a beautiful gallery of photos taken from the phone of a tuhao thug. They look old as hell by the quality. Don't click if you don't want to see some farmer getting abused. IIRC this guy was a gang member that got arrested and executed or something.
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Krinkle posted:It happened in the 90s? It was like the elian gonzalez of the early 90s. Some shithead tourist teenager I think? Everyone was talking about it. But wikipedia says it never happened so I guess I don't know what the gently caress. I live in Singapore now. Most of my (younger, 25-30 year old) colleagues don't remember this dude at all, but I remember hearing about it in the US when I was younger and I distinctly recall it being for spraypainting cars or some poo poo. Also I bring back chewing gum on the reg. since it's this weird treat for my coworkers. I don't think I'll get caned for it. Maybe fined if I was the kind of rear end in a top hat who would just spit it on the ground, but I'm not because I'm not Chinese.
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Haier posted:she told me if I stayed in China or she went to the USA, my mother would be the one to raise our kid/s. I asked why and of course got more of the "my parents are literal garbage because of how they treated me because I'm a girl" stories and that it was really important our kid would have as little exposure and time with her parents as possible. When I told her my mom is highly educated and works and won't quit her career to raise our kid, she then said she'd give up her own career to make sure the kid was raised right. I believe she said we would be allowed to visit her hometown with the kid for one week at a time, once a year or every two years. She thought that was more than enough.
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Oberleutnant posted:what see also: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/rocketbook-wave-cloud-ready-microwavable-notebook#/
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What ever happened to scanners or those tablets artists use
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Gonna write out all my posts from now on in manuscript and then mail them to these bozos to post to the forums for me. It's gonna be great.
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i only knew about the singapore caning story because of that one Weird Al song and it talks about a spraycan and not chewing gum
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LentThem posted:i only knew about the singapore caning story because of that one Weird Al song and it talks about a spraycan and not chewing gum Yeah he spray painted some cars. The chewing gum thing is just that it's banned with fines, same with jaywalking and eating on the MRT. That said the caning is pretty goddamn painful. Be on sedatives for a week painful. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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