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CheechLizard
Jul 1, 2000

It stays at 50%, goy!
Best TF2 spy tactic ever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E

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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

RBA Starblade posted:

For the love of God Montresor!

:golfclap: I love it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Broadside posted:

I cant remember if this ones been posted but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfBR6OhPr8

sweet sweet tears

It has, but it's still great.

The spy-porn thing was also posted, but it's only "okay". :colbert:

Cojawfee posted:

He can't noclip because he is in a vehicle. Then he got himself trapped by not getting out when the other guy started stacking things on it.

Okay, I didn't realize this. That's a little sad.

...I mean, it would be if he couldn't just disconnect and go somewhere else.

Supeerme
Sep 13, 2010

CheechLizard posted:

Best TF2 spy tactic ever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E

What's rally amazing about this that one time a scout was running around,seeing it and then going right out of his way to stare at it for half a minute. He even had the intel with him.I just decloaked and stood behind him for a while. even though other members of the team was trying to kill me he still stood there.


When I respawned I just shanked him but this time he had a small group of people staring at it. It was buatyful seeing half the team just staring at this picture.

(to gently caress with people I went for a spary of anime stuff.The results was not I was expecting.)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

nic olas
Apr 28, 2003

GetWellGamers posted:

Gabe and Tycho seem to be weighing in on the whole griefing thing. Can't wait to read the newspost.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/8/10/

Wukong top and Leaona mid? Looks like they are the ones griefing here.

Cripple Fight
Sep 5, 2006

Hopefully these haven't been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjQft-_sIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQ3r0YYeyE

Cripple Fight fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 12, 2011

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

Broadside posted:

I cant remember if this ones been posted but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfBR6OhPr8

sweet sweet tears

Hello?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Cripple Fight posted:

Hopefully these haven't been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjQft-_sIU
Nobody does fury quite like a Scot.

Kevin Bacon
Sep 22, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbhKFEsJPw

It's some dude just team killing people in Day of Defeat: Source. It wouldn't be all that great if it weren't for the part at the very end where he gets blinded. It gets me every god drat time.

Sorry if it's a repost.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Oh dear god, that's wonderful. I just wish you could make out the ban message.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Kevin Bacon posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbhKFEsJPw

It's some dude just team killing people in Day of Defeat: Source. It wouldn't be all that great if it weren't for the part at the very end where he gets blinded. It gets me every god drat time.

Sorry if it's a repost.

I totally lost it at the end, thanks for this.

Sam.
Jan 1, 2009

"I thought we had something, Shepard. Something real."
:qq:

CheechLizard posted:

Best TF2 spy tactic ever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E

This would have been much more effective if he used that knife that disguises you as the guy you stab.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Sam. posted:

This would have been much more effective if he used that knife that disguises you as the guy you stab.

It wasn't out when that video was first made.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
Rage is so much funnier when everyone has accents.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

Cripple Fight posted:

Hopefully these haven't been posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjQft-_sIU

I love the fact that even nine minutes in, the guy is obsessed with debunking granddad's persona.

Tufty
May 21, 2006

The Traffic Safety Squirrel
I just found this one and I quite like it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aOuFDifRAc

Edit: At first at aleast, then it gets a bit poo poo.

Edit 2: Then it gets a bit better.

I like how his American accent keeps slipping :3:

ROOMBA floorvac
Aug 21, 2004
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One of my Xbox Live friends encountered this kid during a game. Hilarity soon ensued.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkb91iNn068&list=FLyUZoXWc7S_A&index=24

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

maverick99 posted:

One of my Xbox Live friends encountered this kid during a game. Hilarity soon ensued.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkb91iNn068&list=FLyUZoXWc7S_A&index=24

That guy sounds frighteningly like Fragmaster. :tinfoil:

Edit: VVV What exactly is going on there? I'm kind of unfamiliar with Gmod, but what are all those "ERROR"s floating about, along with the missing textures?

Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Aug 12, 2011

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

maverick99 posted:

One of my Xbox Live friends encountered this kid during a game. Hilarity soon ensued.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkb91iNn068&list=FLyUZoXWc7S_A&index=24

I completely loving lost it during the match when he was just shooting up in the air


I made this video ages back before i really knew anything about video editing but I still think it's kind of funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m61pNSlMD_U

The real funny part is that i've done that about four times so far, and i've yet to be banned from that awful server.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

maverick99 posted:

One of my Xbox Live friends encountered this kid during a game. Hilarity soon ensued.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkb91iNn068&list=FLyUZoXWc7S_A&index=24

Was it Lets Kiss Bro?

I like his choice of music. Prince Igor is a great opera.

Raskolnikov2089 fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Aug 12, 2011

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Radio Paranoia posted:

That guy sounds frighteningly like Fragmaster. :tinfoil:

Edit: VVV What exactly is going on there? I'm kind of unfamiliar with Gmod, but what are all those "ERROR"s floating about, along with the missing textures?

ERROR is just anything you don't have the model for or gmod won't load the model for, for whatever reason. I would imagine it's the same deal with the missing textures.

Nick at Nite man
May 9, 2004

Cripple Fight posted:

Hopefully these haven't been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmjQft-_sIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQ3r0YYeyE
Literally everyone's accent in these videos makes them sound like trolls to my US ears.

Infinite Monkeys
Jul 18, 2010

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
I don't really get what you did there. If you mean everyone appearing as errors and textures being pink and black boxes, that is client-side so it's just you seeing that.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Infinite Monkeys posted:

I don't really get what you did there. If you mean everyone appearing as errors and textures being pink and black boxes, that is client-side so it's just you seeing that.

That's the joke. If I was trying to legitimately roleplay in garry's mod (lol) i would have joined and seen that, because the server sucks and doesn't make you download any of those textures. And the textures are completely loving unnecessary, they're all poorly made custom car models or awful 4chan bullshit playermodels. I w as trying to make fun of the ridiculousness of bad gmod servers but i probably didn't get it across very well.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Bertrand Hustle posted:

ERROR is just anything you don't have the model for or gmod won't load the model for, for whatever reason. I would imagine it's the same deal with the missing textures.

Usually if you're missing a texture in a valve game it gives you a black and purple checkered texture. It's usually noticeable when someone uses their spraypaint and leaves the game.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Got bored.



After I racked up a few grief points I pulled a Vindicator (large armored bus), filled it with random troops and drove it in circles blaring its incredibly loud and annoying air horn. They couldn't bail because it was moving too fast. I had them stuck listening to TOOT TOOT for ten minutes before a tank found us and blew us up.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
You do realize that you don't explain jack poo poo with that post? poo poo, I don't even know whatgame that is.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Rutkowski posted:

You do realize that you don't explain jack poo poo with that post? poo poo, I don't even know whatgame that is.

It's Planetside, a Sony MMOFPS. Whenever you damage a friendly, you get Grief Points which flash up in big red numbers in the middle of your screen. Get enough Grief Points and your weapons will lock or you'll get a temporary ban, but it takes a lot and you can usually kill several teammates before you have repercussions.

The fun is in shooting random friendlies just enough to avoid consequence and then pleading ignorance. Your grief points tick off after a time, so you can do this fairly regularly. There is a large population of Chinese players, hence the faux broken English.

The Vindicator grief is fairly self-explanatory. They were stuck as passengers in a vehicle that I was driving in circles while forced to hear a loud and annoying horn over and over. The best part is that you can't respawn while in a vehicle unless you Alt+F4.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Cripple Fight posted:

Hopefully these haven't been posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQ3r0YYeyE

Oh god, the part where his sister actually came in had me in tears.

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
I'm not really a griefer, but I think my one thing is pretty significant, given the floods of tears it caused.

The poo you see in SS13? I drew it. :smug:

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Rho posted:

I'm not really a griefer, but I think my one thing is pretty significant, given the floods of tears it caused.

The poo you see in SS13? I drew it. :smug:

I used to hate you, but these days I love you.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Rutkowski posted:

You do realize that you don't explain jack poo poo with that post? poo poo, I don't even know whatgame that is.

Wild T posted:

After I racked up a few grief points I pulled a Vindicator (large armored bus), filled it with random troops and drove it in circles blaring its incredibly loud and annoying air horn. They couldn't bail because it was moving too fast. I had them stuck listening to TOOT TOOT for ten minutes before a tank found us and blew us up.

I found this self-explanatory and funny. I mean, I didn't know it was Planetside, and I didn't know that "grief points" were an actual thing, and not a figurative device, but I can picture the described scenario pretty easily.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Rho posted:

I'm not really a griefer, but I think my one thing is pretty significant, given the floods of tears it caused.

The poo you see in SS13? I drew it. :smug:

Couldn't you make the poo look more like poo and less like poo that hit the floor at 500mph?

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

Rho posted:

I'm not really a griefer, but I think my one thing is pretty significant, given the floods of tears it caused.

The poo you see in SS13? I drew it. :smug:

Coils, stains, or both?

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

a medical mystery posted:

Coils, stains, or both?

Everything.

Dizz posted:

Couldn't you make the poo look more like poo and less like poo that hit the floor at 500mph?

They asked for hilarious and sloppy. I delivered.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Rho posted:

They asked for hilarious and sloppy. I delivered.

They? :gonk:

I think i'm getting griefed by thinking too much about videogame poop.

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider
crosspost from http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3375115&pagenumber=98#lastpost

Perhaps a line of sentries!


Howabout scoreboard trolling?


Result: Many a ragequit and gallons of pubby tears!
P.S. No you may not have a scramble.


Total takeover.


Pubtears.


Lost Continents mumble crew pubstomping F2P noobs on valve servers

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Seven Five Nine posted:


Perhaps a line of sentries!



This isn't much of a grief since it's basically every 32 player server that's like this.

Unless everyone's griefing!

abaddonis
Mar 4, 2008

maverick99 posted:

One of my Xbox Live friends encountered this kid during a game. Hilarity soon ensued.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkb91iNn068&list=FLyUZoXWc7S_A&index=24

scatterfold is a goon, as is most people on the team

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GaryOak
Mar 1, 2011

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
Ah, a griefing thread

Reminds me of the days back when I had 56k net and a laptop, downloaded secondlife and started just loving with people on their properties.

Oh, the endless fun I had with it.

TO begin, I should say that all objects in second life were either scripts or objects with custom skins. A gun was as simple as a script that told the game that 'object a' would be propelled loving fast in one direction. So you can imagine the potential that suddenly arose when I discovered the ability to replace the bullet inside of the gun with another object.

Cubes with gore on either side of them that spun wildly, homed in on their target, and would flood the area with text-spam.
Tiny, tiny invisible shapes that would drop 'particle' rain - man-sized pictures of stupid poo poo, or whatever you can imagine (usually goatse). Of course this was all possible because you were able to upload pictures from your computer AS textures in the game. The admins would occasionally delete them but seeing as they costed hardly 10 cents to upload I was all over it. Blocks that shot up into the sky like a firework before raining gigantic phallic objects on the surrounding area.

A 'scouter' cube that would count at an incredible rate from 1 to 9001 before exploding, nuking the area with hundreds of cubes yelling vegeta's catchphrase. I'd take down entire grids (the second life game was suspended on a series of virtual grids, each held together by the magic of spit and prayer) by simply dropping individual cubes that contained a copy of themselves, programmed to replicate every second. I used to take out the physics engines by just abusing lag and SL's lovely server system. You could clip through walls if you abused lag enough - made it very fun and very easy to get anywhere and annoy the gently caress out of almost anyone.

I even found a way to 'glitch' between servers that were protected against this kind of stuff with 'no build mode' turned on (that is to say, nobody could spawn objects in an area) by simply gliding back and forth between different areas and abusing the microcosm of lag I got in-transfer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hysmkHPtcYo&feature=related

Skip to about 3:40, you can get an idea of what some of the stuff looked and sounded like. And what's more, using a custom client (created by some other griefing community, the same one that made this video), a proxy (tor) and vidalia, you were mostly unbannable. Only your accounts were bannable, and often they were only temporarily banned - combination of idiot admins and other such bullshit.

I haven't done it in years but I still grin like a maniac when I remember how much fun I used to have breaking the entire game (which people invested real life money into ofc) over my knee with a sickening crack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvIO1P3BMt8

Here's a tutorial explaining the 'spengbeb' cube. Basically it's a wobbling piece of poo poo with spengbeb on the side that flies at the nearest person, assaults their ears with that gigantic screaming black guy - I don't know his name but he's often accompanied by Ghost love score.

e: the sound is called bigben.wav
e2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfsTBGIiUF8&feature=related for a demonstration of it loaded into some gun

GaryOak fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 14, 2011

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