Pro Football Hall of Fame Game 2014 GDT: It's a football-like substance.

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

YMB posted:

Hell is real. And it's this game.

No I remember years ago the first preseason game was Falcons vs. Somebody overseas and the GDT started at like 3:00am.

That was hell.

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 16:24

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

This is gonna be lovely football and I can't wait to watch.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:18

midwat: May 6, 2007

I am all hot and bothered for some football over here.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:18

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EugeneJ posted:

No I remember years ago the first preseason game was Falcons vs. Somebody overseas and the GDT started at like 3:00am.

That was hell.

Falcons/Colts in Tokyo, 2005.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:20

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

as a New Jerseyian, gently caress Bon Jovi

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:21

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

The Giants should take this game pretty easily

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:25

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Giants should take this game pretty easily

Bills scrubs will own the Giants scrubs.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:26

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I'm excited to see how many sacks the Giants starting oline will give up in their 5 minutes of action

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:28

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

How bad are gdts these days

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:29

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

The Giants should take this game pretty easily

Look at this poo poo rear end opinion.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:31

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

davecrazy posted:

Bills scrubs will own the Giants scrubs.

Bon Jovi announces before the game that he has purchased the Buffalo Bills, forfeits the game on behalf of Buffalo so that he can do a 2-hour set of Bryan Adams songs with Goodell on bongos.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:31

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

they're prob as bad as ever only with a diminishing number of people

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:31

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Probably pretty bad!

Lead in looks to be uh... is this Wrestlemania? What the heck.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:31

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Do the Giants really have Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie ahead of Walter Thurmond III on the depth chart?

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:32

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

Quest For Glory II posted:

I'm excited to see how many sacks the Giants starting oline will give up in their 5 minutes of action

All of them-Mario hasn't eaten a quarterback in six months and he's hungry.

Wonder if it'll be awkward when Marone meets Nassib and has to explain why he didn't draft him.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Wrestlemania and now a Windows phone commercial advertising an app called Cortana.

Yep, I'm having a stroke.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:35

Nereid: Sep 17, 2009; I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar

and my cable box is hosed beyond all repair. steaming it is then.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:36

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

Wrestlemania

I haven't watched wrestling in years but that spider walk thing the guy who was against Cena was doing is actually the best gimmick they can come up with these days?

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:37

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

20 minutes until we get our football sub strip

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:38

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

I haven't watched wrestling in years but that spider walk thing the guy who was against Cena was doing is actually the best gimmick they can come up with these days?

Nah, the Vaudevillains are way better

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:38

Lord Waffle Beard: Dec 7, 2013

Pretty soon Pro Wrestling will be more violent than football

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:39

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Grittybeard posted:

I haven't watched wrestling in years but that spider walk thing the guy who was against Cena was doing is actually the best gimmick they can come up with these days?

I also yearn for the days of wrestling plumbers and dentists.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:39

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Pretty soon Pro Wrestling will be more violent than football

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:40

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

EugeneJ posted:

I also yearn for the days of wrestling plumbers and dentists.

Mr. Spider Walk's dad was a wrestling accountant for christs sake

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:40

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Deion Sanders wanders into the ditch next to the Mariott with Bear Grylls, disappears for 2 months. Next time we see him, he's in a VGCC SIM tagging up with Radical Larry and Bully Demise against rocket raccoon.

I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL AAAAAAHGGG H GH F2F GDP F2F HFFJHVVFD T GGGBBVFFDSFVV

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:40

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

The time of the year my wife hates is about to begin.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:41

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

Speaking of nostalgia, there's a TMNT movie?

vv: Christ...

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:42

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Anals of History posted:

Speaking of nostalgia, there's a TMNT movie?

Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:42

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Alouicious posted:

Mr. Spider Walk's dad was a wrestling accountant for christs sake

True story: I worked at the IRS and one cubicle had a picture of him as a department hero

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:43

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

EugeneJ posted:

I also yearn for the days of wrestling plumbers and dentists.

The Barber was a pretty solid one, lovely haircuts done with gardening shears for everyone.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:43

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Darth Brooks posted:

The time of the year my wife hates is about to begin.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:44

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Trindon Holiday ain't playin'.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:44

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

The greatest foot stomp / punch whiff guy in WWE history.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:44

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

EugeneJ posted:

I also yearn for the days of wrestling plumbers and dentists.

That was when I was 10, and also last when I watched wrestling, so yeah, kinda.

It just makes more sense when Sgt. Slaughter is a pro-Iraqi sympathizer and teaming up with a jerk Mountie with a cattle prod.

CaptainYesterday posted:

Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Thirty year olds have a lot of money and a lot of nostalgia.

Grittybeard posted:

The Barber was a pretty solid one, lovely haircuts done with gardening shears for everyone.

He'd never use them! He'd always pull out a tiny pair of barber shears to cut a dude's hair.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:44

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

True story: I worked at the IRS and one cubicle had a picture of him as a department hero

if Mike Rotunda showed up at your doorstep you'd pay your loving taxes

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:45

Mrit: Sep 26, 2007; by exmarx; Grimey Drawer

Anyone know of a good streaming site? It may be terrible preseason football, but I need some football.

Edit: Whoops, missed the mention in the OP.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:46

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mrit posted:

Anyone know of a good streaming site? It may be terrible preseason football, but I need some football.

Firstrowsports. You get bonus wrestlemania.

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:46

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

I'll be spending most of the evening building my muscles but I will be watching this game on a tv next to my barbells and dumbbells

# ? Aug 4, 2014 00:47

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

E: Nevermind, look below!

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Mrit posted:

Anyone know of a good streaming site? It may be terrible preseason football, but I need some football.

Edit: Whoops, missed the mention in the OP.

http://stream.nbcsports.com/liveextra/

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