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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


Half a year ago, the Seattle Seahawks mopped the floor with the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl. Now, August 3rd, the NFL is back (kind of) in a game that you'll watch about as much of after the first quarter.

TONIGHT, on NBC, just after watching the now-seriously injured Daniel Bryan make now-Guardian of the Galaxy Batista tap out to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, the New York Giants take on the Buffalo Bills at Fawcett Stadium in Canton, Ohio. Like the main event of WrestleMania 30, the end result may seem interesting, but will be rendered moot in about a month. Still, for one night, the stars align and we celebrate because football's back.

One thing to note: the PAT will be moved back 13 yards. This will exist only for the Hall of Fame Game and the first two weeks of preseason.

Pregame starts on the NFL Network at 6/5c, lasting until NBC takes over at 8/7c. The game streams on your computer, your smartphone, and tablet on NBC Sports Live Extra (carriage varies).

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm as happy as Brandon Marshall and his water cooler.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Haha, goddamn this thread title. Anyway looking forward to the first five minutes of the game before reality sets in.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Good thread title.

Over under of Bortles itt: 150

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
Sure, why not?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
its tuel time bithc

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
My first (?) thread title and it's wasted on the loving Hall of Fame game :negative:

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Get ready. All will be laid to waste. The Giants' inexorable march towards a 7-9 record begins tonight.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

wheez the roux posted:

its tuel time bithc



Go Bills and Julio Jowns 2.0

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Rogue Elephant posted:

Get ready. All will be laid to waste. The Giants' inexorable march towards a 7-9 record begins tonight.

and somehow a division title

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Can't wait to see Ryan Nassib get clowned by 3rd stringers

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Febreeze posted:

Can't wait to see Ryan Nassib get clowned by 3rd stringers

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
how early are you starting the drinks, wheez


did you already start

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Lessail posted:

how early are you starting the drinks, wheez


did you already start

just finished doing dishes from a big dinner party last night and was gifted some good scotch so it's about that time

if we drink enough we can pretend we're watching football

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I want to see a new extra point kick...that's about it.

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

the HoF game: the malk of football

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
HoF Game: At least it's not futbol

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i like jeff tuel

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I'm going to have to watch a replay. Stupid family obligation.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

just ditch your family for a preseason game dude they'll understand

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Sour Diesel posted:

i like jeff tuel

same

here's your first latin pop of the season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFs3PIZb3js

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Sour Diesel posted:

just ditch your family for a preseason game dude they'll understand

I'm that rear end in a top hat who tells people not to schedule things you want me to attend on Sundays during football season. But I can't pull that for the hall of fame game.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

he's poo poo just like your college football team

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

he's poo poo just like your college football team

rude

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I mean, he would know though.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Grittybeard posted:

I mean, he would know though.

it goes both ways

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

yeah

i just hate ryan leaf man

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

can we please have something like this again for the Hall Of Fame game??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MChTB63QnE

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

yeah

i just hate ryan leaf man

i don't blame you. it's cool

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

wheez the roux posted:

i don't blame you. it's cool

mike leach owns, seahawks own

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Guys lets just relax... It's just two scrub QBs...

Also I hope Eli throws a pick in his one drive.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hello friends

is this where we complain about not showing box office megastar david bautista tap out during the pregame

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

mike leach owns, seahawks own

i feel like rivers and wilson could nerd out over jesus and rock bolo ties together as the Hopelessly Dad-like Duo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BUFFALO BILLS TIME BITCH

:toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx:

The Buffalo Bills will win the 2015 Super Bowl. Or I will be banned.

:toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx:

Also gently caress Bon Jovi forever.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:lol:

GDT: gently caress Bon Jovi

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Is it true that Bon Jovi is performing at this?

Because holy poo poo that crowd reaction would be fantastic.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

A Man and his dog posted:

GDT: gently caress Bon Jovi

Seriously gently caress Bon Jovi

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Vertical Lime posted:

hello friends

is this where we complain about not showing box office megastar david bautista tap out during the pregame

Gotta push Cena/Lesnar like there's an actual chance Cena loses.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
Hell is real. And it's this game.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

BUFFALO BILLS TIME BITCH

:toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx:

The Buffalo Bills will win the 2015 Super Bowl. Or I will be banned.

:toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx::toxx:

Also gently caress Bon Jovi forever.

Rip

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