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"gay cum...was our greatest conceit."
*rolls up vellum scroll with scrawled sacred dick geometries, smokes it to immediately fall into unconscious demon handjob ritual at meeting table*
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I think to make progress, we are must look back to a simpler time, when customer service was not just a department, but a basis for everything. the first question we must ask is, what do our customers really want?
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Aug 14, 2014 19:12
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God dammit we need more weed
hydrogen fuel cells produce water as an effluent, and electricity
water waters weed plants
electricity powers grow lights
see what i'm getting at here? you gotta think about vertical integration man
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Aug 14, 2014 19:19
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life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.
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*smacks disembodied hand from lap, it falls like a gnarled sky bird down into the ziggurats of the sumerian death gods*
hey tom, quick question, why you rear end think you gooder than me?
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Aug 14, 2014 20:17
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life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.
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just kidding, we're all chums, right, tom? smoke weed, chill out, turn on the tube, peep G-Ramsey freakin the eff out over some scallops (haha. classic)and making grown rear end people dance like pathetically hopeful marionettes as they realize that their fictional lives are completely indistinguishable from their real lives and they step irrevocably into some hyperreal poo poo in which everything comes down to GR making all of our decisions for us at the end of this eternal tie that every competition or meeting or discourse turns into at the end of this apor
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Aug 14, 2014 20:34
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"gay cum...was our greatest conceit."
*rolls up vellum scroll with scrawled sacred dick geometries, smokes it to immediately fall into unconscious demon handjob ritual at meeting table*
*smacks disembodied hand from lap, it falls like a gnarled sky bird down into the ziggurats of the sumerian death gods*
hey tom, quick question, why you rear end think you gooder than me?
just kidding, we're all chums, right, tom? smoke weed, chill out, turn on the tube, peep G-Ramsey freakin the eff out over some scallops (haha. classic)and making grown rear end people dance like pathetically hopeful marionettes as they realize that their fictional lives are completely indistinguishable from their real lives and they step irrevocably into some hyperreal poo poo in which everything comes down to GR making all of our decisions for us at the end of this eternal tie that every competition or meeting or discourse turns into at the end of this apor
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Aug 14, 2014 20:35
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aggressively chill
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... and thank you all of you for your great work in this difficult month. Now finally, I would like to say that someone in this room keeps stealing my yoghurts. I loving labelled them, so I know that it isn't just an accident. I'm gonna keep my eyes on all of you, especially you Brenda, to find the monster who keeps stealing my yoghurts, and then I'm gonna make you pay dearly.
Ok then, I'm glad that that's out there. Anyone else got anything to add on the subject?
Furiously stuff yogurts down pants. Again.
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*starts twitching uncotrollably* OH LAWDY I GOT DA SPIRIT IN ME! *starts doing a herky jerky dance across the table before vomiting blood and passing out on the floor*
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