BYOB Third Quarter Business Meeting

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Hello. Welcome. I'm going to get straight to it. Here's the raw data. [I fling open my briefcase; one thousand photocopies of my butt spill out]

# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:53

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# ? May 18, 2024 18:04

posting smiling

when is matoi ryuko going to enable sigs so i can make a post with my new sig?

# ? Aug 13, 2014 04:57

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Please justify the expenditure on sigs versus its economic sustainability.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:02

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

WetNightmare posted:

Hello. Welcome. I'm going to get straight to it. Here's the raw data. [I fling open my briefcase; one thousand photocopies of my butt spill out]

so what does this make the chart look lie?

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:03

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

While Classicist gathers his documentation, I'd like to remind everyone about our petition to make car horns say "I'm gay" instead of the traditional honking noise. You may sign the petition here or in the appropriate thread created two days ago.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:05

pig slut lisa: irl is good

im gonna text through the meeting

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:05

posting smiling

WetNightmare posted:

Please justify the expenditure on sigs versus its economic sustainability.

if we had sigs i could put a link to my patreon in my sig for people who want to suppport my posting lifestyle

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:06

i am he

Classicist posted:

when is matoi ryuko going to enable sigs so i can make a post with my new sig?

I'd also like to know this

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:08

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

December Octopodes posted:

so what does this make the chart look lie?

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:09

FluffieDuckie

*rushes into the meeting carrying a bunch of crap and holding a donut in her mouth*

sorry i'm late i was putting out another fire

unfortunately i have a hard stop in about 30 minutes. can we push my agenda items to the top?

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:10

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Classicist posted:

if we had sigs i could put a link to my patreon in my sig for people who want to suppport my posting lifestyle

Well, [long-winded corporate runaround response]

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:11

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i am ambivalent about whether byob should do sigs but if we do i need a new one

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:12

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Ambivalence is one of our core values here at BYOB. Here are your promotion pants.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:13

Spiderjelly: Sign of evil.

i'm interested in how we can actuate synergistic strategies to leverage our position into a winning gameplan

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:17

bacalou

we need to put more of the budget into weed, and our fart gently caress hell output has gone down over 80%

i suggest we leverage our interests in im gay towards a merger with several lgbt grow-ops to command a greater market share for one of our key investments

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:21

Spiderjelly: Sign of evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gt5ChuROk

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:24

Stormyish

The ticker says that scosk are up and panties are down

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:28

Afro Doug

point of information; are we speaking about new business or old business?

# ? Aug 13, 2014 05:31

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Afro Doug posted:

point of information; are we speaking about new business or old business?

its new business, but also old school we're synergizing to actualize our remunerations

# ? Aug 13, 2014 06:58

i am he

*put business pen in one hand, business mug in the other, begin pounding them on table in my clenched fists, at first, softly, but progressively harder*

_{_{_{_{_sigs}}}} _{_{_{_sigs}}} _{_{_{sigs (pen expldes ink everywhere)}}} _{_sigs} _sigs sigs Sigs SIgs (mug shatters blodoy hands) SIGs SIGS!!! SSIIGGSS!!!!!!

# ? Aug 13, 2014 09:18

Sergeant Handsome

whos running this gong show anyhow because if no on else wants to take the position. I think it would pretty loving synergistic if I elected myself as the grand dragon

# ? Aug 13, 2014 13:59

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

Sergeant Handsome posted:

whos running this gong show anyhow because if no on else wants to take the position. I think it would pretty loving synergistic if I elected myself as the grand dragon

look pal thats gonna haveto go up before a committee and if yer not prepared to devote your efforts to sigs its gonna be a real waste of time
also bribing the committee helps

# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:04

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Listen guys the board is not happy. The boys in accounting have discovered 800 grand was spent last month on "fartz" without any noticeable return. Also while everyone on the "im gay" project says they are 110% committed no one has posted any pics yet. Unless we come up with something big soon they are thinking about closing down our whole division and merging it with the larger GBS department.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:11

Goons Are Gifts

Who will have that statement about the status of our organization here? I need the figures immediately otherwise our attempt of impressing the world by the new meaning of 'homosexual' will fail and our competition will get on it.

The WeAreSoFuckingSmart-Department needs your courage now, gentlemen.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:21

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

we need investors. big bucks im talking. coca cola mcdonalds. add that to the ongoing kickstarter. pool our money and invest in renewable energy

# ? Aug 13, 2014 14:59

GEExCEE

my new dog posted:

we need investors. big bucks im talking. coca cola mcdonalds. add that to the ongoing kickstarter. pool our money and invest in renewable energy

this guy has a plan, and I''m onboard

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:00

google THIS

i think we should just buy more vanity emotes, it's always worked for us before

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:00

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I'm totally going to make this company focus on important things like MLG when I inherit it from my dad...

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:03

GEExCEE

I think it would be a smart move, business wise, to direct more of our revenues towards esports

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:04

Sergeant Handsome

We need to take all of our current assets and turn them into bitcoins

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:37

GEExCEE

ok the word " assets" is right there, so I would have just gone all out and made a joke about ASSets and BUTTcoins. now thats funny. go the extra mile.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:39

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

*flies in through the window completely naked holding a crack pipe*

"yeah i'm gonna need a raise"

# ? Aug 13, 2014 15:40

Pedantra: by Lowtax

HUSKY DILF posted:

Listen guys the board is not happy. The boys in accounting have discovered 800 grand was spent last month on "fartz" without any noticeable return. Also while everyone on the "im gay" project says they are 110% committed no one has posted any pics yet. Unless we come up with something big soon they are thinking about closing down our whole division and merging it with the larger GBS department.

gay pics? pm me.

# ? Aug 13, 2014 16:20

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Pedantra posted:

gay pics? pm me.

already have them my new dog emailed them to me

# ? Aug 13, 2014 22:20

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

Stormyish posted:

The ticker says that scosk are up and panties are down

# ? Aug 14, 2014 14:13

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

[gets really frustrated that there is no place in the conversation for him to interject about his really relevant point about how the company is cratering]

(this is literally something that happens to me all the time in my company)

Ben Smash fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Aug 14, 2014

# ? Aug 14, 2014 15:31