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POWERBALL

by zen death robot

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Bwee

Bwee fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Apr 10, 2015

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Contrary to popular belief, the human body is not powered by chemical reactions from consuming calories, etc, but by a highly compressed fusion reactor called the "soul"

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Weener Beater
Did you know the male human's penis serves the same function as the elephant's trunk....the grasping of peanuts

FluffieDuckie

POWERBALL posted:

Did u know???

If you laid 50 human bodys out from end to end, the people would get really bored and fall asleep.




Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Captain No-mates

The Gall Bladder has been scientifically verified as the most GBS organ.

bwatts

i made a bunch of posts about hearts one time. somebody find them please

Portable Staplefrog

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

vice.com op-ed posted:

i made a bunch of posts about hearts one time. somebody find them please

you made a couple in this thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3706421&perpage=40

City of Glompton

your umbilicus, colloquially known as a "belly button", is not a button at all, but actually a coin pouch.

Chef Shimi

Given human's lackluster limbs, the fight or flight response is actually pretty one sided.

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather

ulvir posted:

some nerve cells have some marshmallow-looking things on their axons called myelin, and rumor has it they put them on tiny sticks and roast them over a bonfire in the winter

lmfafo

FluffieDuckie

Chef Shimi posted:

Given human's lackluster limbs, the fight or flight response is actually pretty one sided.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

alnilam

everyone knows you have enough hair for an entire lifetime stored under your skin and it extrudes out slowly over your lifetime.

but did you know that in women, there is enough hair stored for all of the offspring she will ever have? we don't actually produce our own hair, but we inherit it from our mother! the body is truly amazing

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
A woman's uterus dispenses hair like a spaghetti extruder.

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