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POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Did u know???

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The human body contains over 26 miles of intestines. Wow!
The scientific name for the fingers and toes is The Superfriends.
If you laid 50 human bodys out from end to end, the people would get really bored and fall asleep.
The human heart is the muscle that is in charge of falling in love and it lives in your chest.

Please add your own amazing body facts!

Bwee posted:

Hi everyone, please contribute to this thread! Also, it may be cool to use http://imgur.com/memegen to make these facts into pictures so we can get another front page submission. Thanks.

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 14:53

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:39

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Fact: there are more neurons in your brain than there are movies in the entire Rocky franchise!

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 14:56

Cyber Dog

without the controversial practicing of separating toes at birth, we would just have big blocks for feet--it's a good thing we don't remember much from being babies!

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:06

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

This is why we wear socks, a remnant of a time before we separated toes. Like little foot mittens.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:19

Bwee

The connection between neurons is called a "friendship"

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:19

ulvir

some nerve cells have some marshmallow-looking things on their axons called myelin, and rumor has it they put them on tiny sticks and roast them over a bonfire in the winter

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:29

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

The average human has 36oz of gum stuck to their ribcage

Please don't swallow gum :cripes:

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:31

ulvir

Bwee posted:

The connection between neurons is called a "friendship"

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:32

Cyber Dog

did you know you have more bacteria than cells in your body? its true. this is because all of your skin is not actually produced by the human body; its actually a symbiotic layer of millions of tiny bacteria (also known as bugs)

the more you know!

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:33

Bwee

I nominate this thread for the contest.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:35

Salmiakki

no material in the world is as tough as skin

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:36

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Bwee posted:

I nominate this thread for the contest.

Seconded

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:36

Bwee

Hi everyone, please contribute to this thread! Also, it may be cool to use http://imgur.com/memegen to make these facts into pictures so we can get another front page submission. Thanks.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:37

Bwee

i.e.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:39

Cyber Dog

each month, a woman makes an egg. if the egg isn't fertilized it gets pushed out. the first chicken was born around 2000 B.C. when one of these eggs was fertilized by a an early member of the Phasianidae family -- thus answering the famous "paradox" of the chicken and the egg!

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:40

monkay: The official sad poster

did you know: similar to the remnant gene we have to give us gills, we also have a dormant gene that allows you to create earth shattering farts!

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:41

Ren and Stimpire

monkay posted:

did you know: similar to the remnant gene we have to give us gills, we also have a dormant gene that allows you to create earth shattering farts!

one of my uncles had gills that tried to open up and he had to have surgery

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:43

bog pixie

Bwee posted:

Hi everyone, please contribute to this thread! Also, it may be cool to use http://imgur.com/memegen to make these facts into pictures so we can get another front page submission. Thanks.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:45

Cyber Dog

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:46

Cyber Dog

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:52

Cyber Dog

fuk i hate pictures with facts

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:52

Ren and Stimpire

POWERBALL posted:

Did u know???
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The human body contains over 26 miles of intestines. Wow!
Please add your own amazing body facts!

(Slight change to fit the meme).

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:52

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Cyber Dog posted:

each month, a woman makes an egg. if the egg isn't fertilized it gets pushed out. the first chicken was born around 2000 B.C. when one of these eggs was fertilized by a an early member of the Phasianidae family -- thus answering the famous "paradox" of the chicken and the egg!

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:53

Ren and Stimpire

POWERBALL posted:

Fact: there are more neurons in your brain than there are movies in the entire Rocky franchise!

# ? Apr 10, 2015 15:57

Cyber Dog

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:00

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:07

Ren and Stimpire

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:09

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:10

alnilam

POWERBALL posted:

hello

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:11

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:13

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:18

Ren and Stimpire

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:20

Bwee

Hi all, please remember that we're not necessarily trying to make memes! I just linked an meme generator so you could paste the text onto an image easily. You also don't have to (you can, but don't have to) split up your fact into two lines like a meme

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:24

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:28

Ren and Stimpire

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:30

bog pixie

Bwee posted:

Hi all, please remember that we're not necessarily trying to make memes! I just linked an meme generator so you could paste the text onto an image easily. You also don't have to (you can, but don't have to) split up your fact into two lines like a meme

bwee what have you done

# ? Apr 10, 2015 16:32