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Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

being able to pee anywhere. just peeing all over the world, in every place imaginable

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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



dying a few years earlier

#justguythings

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



carrying out mass shootings in the US

#justguythings

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

all time high scores on the genocidal dictator list

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

going shirtless with a gross hairy flabby chest

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

social vegan posted:

laundry detergent, food, not video games

#mustbuythings

Piso Mojado

having 58 million extra y-linked base pairs, and nearly 200 non-x-duplicated, known genes most important of which encodes the SRY protein.

#justguythings

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

not seeing that one color

you know the one

Piso Mojado

Lutha Mahtin posted:

not seeing that one color

you know the one

missing several important protein encoding and transcriptional factor x-linked genes that provide mutation resistant redundancy for photopigmant producing proteins.

#justguythings

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Having 3 of the same exact screw drivers in every common and phillips size you can have, multiples of the same size sockets (except 1/2", 5/8", 12mm, 13mm, and the socket you need now), 3 flashlights that don't work, at least one tool you'll never use (but you might one day!) a can of WD-40 and a roll of electrical and duct tape. In the back of your car!

#justguythings

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ulvir

alnilam posted:

crippling insecurity about sexuality and how others see your gender leading to bigotry, violent tendencies, and an inability to talk about emotions with people you care about #justguythings

poverty goat



peeing on things #justguythings

GEExCEE

when ur dog jumps up on the couch and knocks ur curlies n 'tchup onto the carpet #MasculinitySoFragile

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


cooking and vacuuming with your pants off

#justguythings

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Piso Mojado

hair. everywhere.

#justguythinsg

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Gandalf in the first part of the Lord of the Rings

#justgraythings

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ulvir

calling women "females" in a demeaning tone #justguysthings

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
literally being hitler #justguythings

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alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

literally being hitler #justguythings

classic

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
being into heavy metal

STABASS

cutting my dick off #Justguythings

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Hold my beer, I wanna try somethin'

#justguythings

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Cantaloupe posted:

cutting my dick off #Justguythings

:aaaaa:

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Watched someone put table salt and ketchup on a hotdog today. Just something I need to get off my chest.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Watched someone put table salt and ketchup on a hotdog today. Just something I need to get off my chest.

dressing a hotdog is something we don't teach in public schools anymore

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Protons

CAT BRUSH posted:

dressing a hotdog is something we don't teach in public schools anymore

thanks obama

tao of lmao

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Watched someone put table salt and ketchup on a hotdog today. Just something I need to get off my chest.

you're with friends now. it's gonna be ok.

fuck. marry. t-rex

tao of lmao posted:

you're with friends now. it's gonna be ok.

You know that scene in Pulp Fiction where the mobster is like, "you may feel a slight sting. That's pride loving with you. gently caress pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." But then Butch kills the other boxer anyways cuz it's right and good?

That's how I feel with regards to these dumb rear end rich people who keep me on retainer for a lot of money to make dumb rear end poo poo like that hotdog

Butt Frosted Cake

Cantaloupe posted:

cutting my dick off #Justguythings

imperial court eunuchs ftw

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Butt Frosted Cake posted:

imperial court eunuchs ftw

YES! no no no no no... YES! YES! no, no, no no.... YEEEEEESSS!

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pogi

Spend all your time in the locker room bragging about how big your genitalia is, but never, ever own up.

bog pixie

gender is wrong

ulvir

bog pixie posted:

gender is wrong

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
arguing endlessly about who has the nicer dick
#just guy things

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
docking

GEExCEE

Soon the Genders will enslave the entire human race

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
*in dune voice*

the gender must flow

Lutha Mahtin

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Spanish Manlove posted:

*in dune voice*

the gender must flow

all over the seat and onto the flow

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Watched someone put table salt and ketchup on a hotdog today. Just something I need to get off my chest.

:ohdear:

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Protons

hey yuhhhhh this thread is kinda weird now

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