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just ray posted:wow,mthats a cool take and totally approriate for adult conversation You shouldn't ask questions if you don't want answers 
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Jul 1, 2016 02:40
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just ray posted:enfield should be a mod second
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Jul 1, 2016 02:40
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Defiance posted:You shouldn't ask questions if you don't want answers you seem disingenuous
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Jul 1, 2016 02:41
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defiant, even
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Jul 1, 2016 02:42
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What if you put banana on a pizza
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Jul 1, 2016 02:43
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My kitten is named Pockets and I'm pretty sure she's mildly retarded.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:45
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criscodisco posted:My kitten is named Pockets and I'm pretty sure she's mildly retarded. i have a retarded cat my vet was even like yeah this cat is loving retarded but she's a real sweetheart
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Jul 1, 2016 02:46
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i have a cat named nathan jr. and he is staring at me through the screen door waiting for me to bring him a bug or moth buth there are none. nathan jr. can suck it
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Jul 1, 2016 02:47
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just ray posted:i have a cat named nathan jr. and he is staring at me through the screen door waiting for me to bring him a bug or moth buth there are none. nathan jr. can suck it nathan jr sounds cute he had my name
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just ray posted:i have a cat named nathan jr. and he is staring at me through the screen door waiting for me to bring him a bug or moth buth there are none. nathan jr. can suck it he can probably find his own bugs, cats are sort of like radar dishes with tails
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Jul 1, 2016 02:48
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just ray posted:enfield should be a mod Actually, Enfield should be a Maude. As in he needs to go under a knife and change in his life.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:49
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This is a funny thread packed full of hilarious forums superstars!
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Jul 1, 2016 02:49
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Celluloid Sam posted:nathan jr sounds cute he had my name his original name was lawrence when we rescued him but that sucks for a cat and raising arizino was on and nicolas cage said "what, are you kiddin, we got a family here" after they kidnapped nathan arizonas newborn quintiplite son, nathan jr.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:50
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just ray posted:enfield should be a mod wow drat why would you want to destroy him like that
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Jul 1, 2016 02:50
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Defiance posted:This is a funny thread packed full of hilarious forums superstars! thanks
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Jul 1, 2016 02:50
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just ray posted:his original name was lawrence when we rescued him but that sucks for a cat and raising arizino was on and nicolas cage said "what, are you kiddin, we got a family here" after they kidnapped nathan arizonas newborn quintiplite son, nathan jr. one time when i was a teenager we rescued a lobster from food lion but it ended up dying
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Jul 1, 2016 02:52
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:wow drat why would you want to destroy him like that the only people who freak out are people that are trying to prove something. enfield has proven everything
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Jul 1, 2016 02:52
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Bagarthach posted:
You are the dream-weaver. 
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Jul 1, 2016 03:08
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pity bump
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Jul 1, 2016 03:51
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Defiance posted:pity bump suck my drat balls
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Jul 1, 2016 03:53
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im at a bar right now sry
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Jul 1, 2016 03:54
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You never forget the first pair of balls you’ve sucked on. Maybe the second, maybe the third, but never the first. You’d think that since I have balls myself, I’d have some advantage to the act of teabagging but no babe. Just like you, I’m #NotClearOn teabagging! Okay, so when I first sucked on someone’s balls, I expected it to make my partner convulse in ecstasy because, hello, I’m putting their balls in my mouth. The dirtier a sex act is, the better it should feel, right? Like I’m not sucking on these balls for health reasons. I’m doing it so you can lose your drat mind in pleasure. But, really, teabagging kind of feels like… nothing. When I had it done to me, I was just like, “I don’t feel anything.” Finally, I asked my dude, “Do you like it when I suck on your balls?” And he was like, “Honestly, it doesn’t really do much for me…” Ah, honesty! I love it! We never teabagged again after that. I mean sure, we played around with each other’s balls because that does feel good but there was no insertion. I’ve asked other dudes if they like to teabag it and then they say to me, in quiet shame, “Nah. It’s kind of a big ol’ nothing.” So there you have it. Communication! (But, also, I would like to know if anyone sincerely does love it. Maybe my balls just haven’t met the right mouth, yet?)
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Jul 1, 2016 03:56
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you seem cool
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Jul 1, 2016 03:57
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It hurts when my balls are sucked. Or it tickles. I can live without it tbqh
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Jul 1, 2016 03:58
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what if I hosed the British cat
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Jul 1, 2016 04:13
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Defiance posted:You never forget the first pair of balls you’ve sucked on. Maybe the second, maybe the third, but never the first. You’d think that since I have balls myself, I’d have some advantage to the act of teabagging but no babe. Just like you, I’m #NotClearOn teabagging! Okay, so when I first sucked on someone’s balls, I expected it to make my partner convulse in ecstasy because, hello, I’m putting their balls in my mouth. The dirtier a sex act is, the better it should feel, right? Like I’m not sucking on these balls for health reasons. I’m doing it so you can lose your drat mind in pleasure. But, really, teabagging kind of feels like… nothing. When I had it done to me, I was just like, “I don’t feel anything.” Finally, I asked my dude, “Do you like it when I suck on your balls?” And he was like, “Honestly, it doesn’t really do much for me…” Ah, honesty! I love it! We never teabagged again after that. I mean sure, we played around with each other’s balls because that does feel good but there was no insertion. I’ve asked other dudes if they like to teabag it and then they say to me, in quiet shame, “Nah. It’s kind of a big ol’ nothing.” So there you have it. Communication! (But, also, I would like to know if anyone sincerely does love it. Maybe my balls just haven’t met the right mouth, yet?) if you have a problem you should address that problem directly. i am a man who is responsible for defusing problems based on my phsyical appearance. also i never went to college
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Jul 1, 2016 04:15
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What if a cat was a dog? 
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Jul 1, 2016 04:17
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[while licking itself] i do say, i think my rear end in a top hat tastes fantastic today. almost as good as the hair on the back of my paws. i do so enjoy cleaning myself.
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Jul 1, 2016 05:13
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satanic splash-back posted:[while licking itself] i do say, i think my rear end in a top hat tastes fantastic today. almost as good as the hair on the back of my paws. i do so enjoy cleaning myself. more britishly God drat it 
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Jul 1, 2016 06:27
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:more britishly God drat it Oi! This arsehole is right fantastic. Near as good as the back o' me bleedin' paws. Cheers, luv!
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Jul 2, 2016 03:29
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op have you seen the aristocats? there's some posh french kittens and they speak english
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Jul 4, 2016 22:00
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'ere wots all this poo poo wiv these fuckin' moff cunts flutt'rin round the lightbulb. I'm gonna sit 'ere 'n meow 'til the fuckers get the message and piss off, the fuckin' immigrant cunts.
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Jul 4, 2016 22:59
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if cat is modern British he'd probably talk about being muslim and how Brexit is racist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWIJ4RKVbA&t=204s
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