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imagine the sort of things he would say. like "i am constantly confounded by the red dot that scampers thusly pon the floor". also the kitten wears a top hat and monicle
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g'day mate throw another chip on the barbican
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:g'day mate throw another chip on the barbican what if the kitten was australian and got eaten by a kangaroo
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ahem... "Why don't you suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat with a straw, op?"
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 Now you no longer have to imagine.
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Bagarthach posted:
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i think he would say something like "'ello guv'ner!" and tip his hat while wearing a monocle. the kitten would definitely have a monocle. and a flask. and a secret bottle of canned air. and a dapper coat. he might even have a cane, i don't know if he would fancy one or not, but it would definitely fit his look.
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hes probably smoking catnip lol
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Jul 1, 2016 02:10
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ahahahhahaha how whimsical!!!
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what if hitler never died and was the first immortal human i mean we can play these games forever OP, but we all need to get back to work
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satanic splash-back posted:i think he would say something like "'ello guv'ner!" and tip his hat while wearing a monocle. the kitten would definitely have a monocle. and a flask. and a secret bottle of canned air. and a dapper coat. he might even have a cane, i don't know if he would fancy one or not, but it would definitely fit his look. "Ello guv'ner is what the kitten in the floppy cap says. The monocled one says "I say, a jolly good morning, isn't it ol' chap?"
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Snatch Duster posted:what if hitler never died and was the first immortal human sometimes is fun to speculate
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it's time to run these rummy pollacks out of the country, guvnah!!
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what if there was a hipster kitten that had a vegan diet and died of malnutrition
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What if it had hosed up fur and skin because of a fire
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Carmant posted:What if it had hosed up fur and skin because of a fire if you have something to say just say it bitch
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Carmant posted:What if it had hosed up fur and skin because of a fire What if it was made of fire?
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Get real, OP.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"Ello guv'ner is what the kitten in the floppy cap says. The monocled one says "I say, a jolly good morning, isn't it ol' chap?" i imagine they are both riding horse-drawn carriages on a cobblestone road in the middle of a grey cloud-covered day.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:17
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honestly britain is a good enviornment for a kitten because everyone is skittish and eats raw fish
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brb
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Enfield posted:if you have something to say just say it bitch You're a bad poster and you're horribly disfigured. The forums would be a better place if you literally died in a fire. That's my "hot take" voted 1
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Enfield posted:honestly britain is a good enviornment for a kitten because everyone is skittish and eats raw fish eats raw fish and just made a big mistake a week ago today Defiance posted:You're a bad poster and you're horribly disfigured. The forums would be a better place if you literally died in a fire. That's my "hot take" voted 1 i like enfield's posts
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Jul 1, 2016 02:27
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That Robot posted:i like enfield's posts You're wrong
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Jul 1, 2016 02:29
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just one word for that sort of nonsense: wacky
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Jul 1, 2016 02:30
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my brother speaks to his cat in an exagerrated british accent and asks her really dumb questions. it drives her insane. her name is jinky
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Defiance posted:You're a bad poster and you're horribly disfigured. The forums would be a better place if you literally died in a fire. That's my "hot take" voted 1 i dont think that would be what a kitten would say. i don't think thats what a kitten would say at all. you're terrible.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:30
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That Robot posted:
did you recently under go a lobotomy?
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Fine "allo guvnor, you loving suck"
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Jul 1, 2016 02:32
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Enfield is a national treasure and should be treated as such.
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Jul 1, 2016 02:33
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If you mean like the lovely Nicolas Cage movie, then yes.
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Defiance posted:You're a bad poster and you're horribly disfigured. The forums would be a better place if you literally died in a fire. That's my "hot take" voted 1 i just post how my heart feels. im sorry you hate me
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Jul 1, 2016 02:35
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what a world it would be if a cat were the way you suggested Enfield, you cad
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Defiance posted:You're wrong nuh-uh 
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Jul 1, 2016 02:36
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Defiance posted:If you mean like the lovely Nicolas Cage movie, then yes. 
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Snatch Duster posted:did you recently under go a lobotomy? no im just stoned
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Defiance posted:You're a bad poster and you're horribly disfigured. The forums would be a better place if you literally died in a fire. That's my "hot take" voted 1 wow,mthats a cool take and totally approriate for adult conversation
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Jul 1, 2016 02:37
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kittens are probably pretty quirky irl
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i petted a kittens belly today and it stretched so big I was like drat dude how you stretch so big
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Enfield posted:imagine the sort of things he would say. like "i am constantly confounded by the red dot that scampers thusly pon the floor". also the kitten wears a top hat and monicle sounds like it would be pretty popular on the youtubes. it would probably "go virus" in the hip parlance.
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