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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i was once brought along to a mike jones CD release party in south dallas

i shook his hand

he was really high

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

wyntyr posted:

It always struck me as a strange thing to brag that before your fans you could not attract a woman, but now that you are famous, many women are interested in you.

You clearly don't understand hood lyfe.....

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i met him one time when i was working valet at a club. i parked his car :downs: he had a driver who tipped me 20$ after

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

back then hoes didnt want me now im hot they all on me

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

now my pockets stick out more than my belly

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


That clearly is Donatello instead of Michelangelo, what a missed opportunity.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

can you find him in the club?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

wyntyr posted:

It always struck me as a strange thing to brag that before your fans you could not attract a woman, but now that you are famous, many women are interested in you.

that really wasn't a brag so much as a diss on materialistic women tbh

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me
But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Mike Jones

Mike Jones Jones

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I tried calling mike jones once but the number was disconnected :(

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I hear Mike Jones is trying to get his old number back, so there is hope yet

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

His rap game was still better than 50 rhyming chest with chest. loving weak poo poo.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

PathAsc posted:

His rap game was still better than 50 rhyming chest with chest. loving weak poo poo.

nobody cares

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

thathonkey posted:

nobody cares

Not he's hot you all on him.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
I SAID-

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUGCBzTuCI8

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
I'm always looking for an excuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eos4RlmjOY

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

I got them 28's on tha chevy sittin so high
Them plastic cups in tha cup holda gettin dry
And before I see tha bottom ima holla at LL
'Cause that means I needa a are E F I L L

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

a retard posted:

icon was way shittier than vendetta and fight for ny

i dont remember which was which but i remember that sean paul was my best character and also that i played the poo poo out of that game

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?
I'm Mike Jones (Mike Jones) wit purple stuff in my styrofoam
From H Town to Memphis 10 I'm hittin licks on my wireless phone
281-3-3-oh, eight-zero-zero-fo'
You need the drank let me know and Mike Jones will have it at yo do'

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I need a dime who's top of the line cute face little waist with a big behind

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPC7CLMWZDc

realest track in h-town, straight out shipley's donuts in the third ward.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

this picture rules. can someone cut it down so I can make an av of it?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

owns

literally the only thing this rap guy did to change my life is reverse the order of words that i use to describe my gamecube, nintendo

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
If u don't like this lick gently caress u https://youtu.be/ND0eO78qAzM

NVJ
Apr 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

the great deceiver posted:

did any of you guys play that def jam fighting game on the 360 where you could be mike jones? that game was my poo poo

I still throw it on every now and then, the whole record company executive simulator was better than the fighting

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruhdLku-NVk

woodch
Jun 13, 2000

This'll kill ya!
I have an mp3 called Mike Jones - Mike Jones. It's just every instance of Mike Jones saying "Mike Jones" from his CD back to back.

It's one minute, seven seconds long.

Seems like he could have promoted himself a little harder.

Edit: Found it on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w81SFCMmQ9E

woodch fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Aug 14, 2016

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
0:43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUN2QN9823M

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
True story:

I'm a dorky white boy, but through my job I met Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Slim Thug when they were all small-time local rappers. It was very interesting seeing them become big nationwide stars. I met tons of other Houston and national rappers too.

AMA about Houston rappers from ~1995-2005.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Malachi Constant posted:

True story:

I'm a dorky white boy, but through my job I met Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Slim Thug when they were all small-time local rappers. It was very interesting seeing them become big nationwide stars. I met tons of other Houston and national rappers too.

AMA about Houston rappers from ~1995-2005.
Did you ever meet the Chamillionaire.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Wikkheiser posted:

Did you ever meet the Chamillionaire.

Oh, yes. He was one of the others that I saw go from local to national. I never hung out with him or anything, but the thing that struck me about him was that he seemed like a really smart guy. I haven't kept up with what's happened to him since I ran into him, but I wouldn't be surprised if he used his money wisely and prepared for his post-rap career.

Also, he loved Weird Al's parody song of "Ridin' Dirty" which makes me like him.

Other topics I can comment on: my run in with Method Man's people, chilling at Lil Flip's rented beach house, meeting Lil Wayne, working with a scummy preacher and his pretty cool rapper son

Malachi Constant fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Aug 14, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
More like ALEX JONES

am i right?

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
My favorite Chamillionaire video, still relevant today. Best whiteface since Eddie Murphy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSipXuqHt40

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
Ahaha. Rewatching Cham's Ridin' Dirty video reminded me of the time I met "Tiny" Lister, that's this guy:



In real life that guy is as loving scary as he is in movies. Possibly a lunatic or just always is in character, even when being interviewed by a little kid.

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
Here's a clip from the show I was a small part of featuring the host D. Solo and Bun B from UGK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-J1T_jHPac

Oh, and here's an interview clip with Chamillionaire that I was present for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2uiec_UWOs

Malachi Constant fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Aug 14, 2016

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
I wasn't present for this shoot, but I was working on the show at the time for this one. Wreckshop freestying featuring Big Moe. If you haven't seen his "Purple Stuff" video you should head to youtube. Hell, I'll include the video in this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIQmtrP89MY

Big Moe "Purple Stuff":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM

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Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008
What it do it's Paul Wall I'm the People's Champ
My chain light up like a lamp cause now I'm back with the camp
I'm crawling similar to an ant, cause I'm low to the Earth
People's feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth
I got eighty fours poking out at the club I'm showing out
I'm a player ain't no doubt hoes want to know what I'm bout
Biggest diamonds off in my mouth princess cuts all in my chain
Wood grain all in my range dripping stains when I switch lanes
Switched the name It's still the same SwishaHouse or SwishaBlast
Mike Jones, he running the game and Magnificent bout his cash
Michael Watts he made me hot hard work took me to the top
G. Dash took me to the lot he wrote a check and bought a drop
I got the internet going nuts
But T. Farris got my back so now I'm holding my nuts
It's Paul Wall baby what you know bout me
I'm on that five nine Southlea baby holla at me

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