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Senor Dog posted:Betting on sports will change the outcome cus it's all rigged by gamblers anyway, but lottery numbers are pure and fair and also more money. lottery number picking machines use random air pressure to choose the numbers. any subtle movement you make that is not exactly what it was will move the air around on the planet and change the lotto numbers in the future
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you could make a bet on the atomic weight of element 119, that can't change. i don't know if there is any way to bet on elements though 
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Oct 21, 2016 04:28
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the wikipedia article from 2026 would have been written after your investments payed off, so invest away.
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id look up my name and the call would be comiNG FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!1
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Rutibex posted:you dummies, picking stocks and winning sports teams would not work. due to your foreknowledge and the butterfly effect you will change the future so the sports scores are different almost instantly. the best stuff to look up would be new developments in technology, because then you can steal the ideas and patent them first. i would go here to start: First im gonna look up the latest 2026 knowledge about the butterfly effect and based on whatever theoretical physics says we will go from there. Honestly though gently caress trying to invent stuff that poo poo takes actual effort. Give me a list of every political scandal for the next decade and I'll make billions selling the info to politicians so they can avoid them.
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Oct 21, 2016 04:49
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I'd probably check out who the pro wrestling champs are
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reignofevil posted:Honestly though gently caress trying to invent stuff that poo poo takes actual effort. Give me a list of every political scandal for the next decade and I'll make billions selling the info to politicians so they can avoid them. you don't have to actually invent stuff, ever heard of patent trolling? you just apply for patents on future technology with a vague description, then sue the real inventor when they invent it
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Rutibex posted:you don't have to actually invent stuff, ever heard of patent trolling? you just apply for patents on future technology with a vague description, then sue the real inventor when they invent it Yeah this'd work fine. Good point. That said you do gotta wait for the lawsuits to come down and that poo poo can suck. Also make sure to check the legal status of patent-trolls in the next ten years in the off chance somebody decides they give a gently caress.
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Oct 21, 2016 05:00
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Make sure that searching for Earf still directs you to Earth.
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Oct 21, 2016 05:02
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pleasure bot
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Oct 21, 2016 05:06
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Sport results, then which startups actually made it big and then myself to see how awesome I am.
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Oct 21, 2016 05:18
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insulated staircase posted:why does this page exist on wikipedia? So you can find amazing pictures like this 
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a new study bible! posted:a history of stock prices and sports scores, dummy Obvious answer also real estate prices for coastal land in Tennessee
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Oct 21, 2016 05:28
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I'd probably try and figure out what the dankest memes of the next 10 years are, then I'd steal those ideas and make them my own. 
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Oct 21, 2016 05:32
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penis growth technology
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glowstick party tonight posted:who else came out as gay?? Who else ended up in rehab, to sell drugs to.
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"President Trig Palin"
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I would look up my own rear end in a top hat
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a bone to pick posted:So you can find amazing pictures like this God Damnit Sweet Dee!
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Oct 21, 2016 06:39
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I want to drink that sweet milk
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Oct 21, 2016 06:44
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id look up my own name to see what tragic crime i eventually did
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Oct 21, 2016 08:51
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whether this dead gay website finally died.
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Id look up Arthur memes
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Shadow the Hedgehog
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I would look up the goatman to see which Fortune 500 company he is now running only to find he is POTUS
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The Wizard of Poz posted:I would look up the goatman to see which Fortune 500 company he is now running only to find he is POTUS why do you have to steal my dreams i wanted to play too
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Oct 21, 2016 09:30
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I'd look up who won the 2012 election.
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Oct 21, 2016 09:36
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I'd look up which jerks corrected my Wikipedia vandalism.
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Oct 21, 2016 09:36
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More like Cardouche!
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Rutibex posted:you don't have to actually invent stuff, ever heard of patent trolling? you just apply for patents on future technology with a vague description, then sue the real inventor when they invent it This requires you to be a corporation with a hefty legal department. Sure you can try to patent troll Apple from your garage office but their legal department is going to crush you.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:why do you have to steal my dreams we will dream together my friend
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I would look up my own name to see if I'd gotten anywhere notable in life in ten years from now. If this is a glimpse into an intact temporal bubble, then I'd then immediately know what to search for next simply by reading what my wiki entry details as the reason for how I attained my riches, job, position or status. That's the point when I find out that I killed myself in back 2016 in the most creative way ever recorded by man, but the details are hazy and the external video link doesn't work.
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"legalization status of marijuana" followed by "effects of drugs on animals" and then "dog" and then "heat death of the universe" because that's just how wikipedia is
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Advances in body augmentation and links to the patents
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Oct 21, 2016 13:11
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The ending to game of thrones so I can spoil it before its even written down.
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memes
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when do the civ 6 expansions that make the game tolerable, then good, come out?
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I would look for all of the astounding animation advances at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_Boobs
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